Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience?

[wanky_window]

i tried to have sex with one of my sister's friends and fell into a hedge, turns out he wasn't gay either

 

[metta]

dang...I don't really have a story...hmmm...

anyways...bump bump bump

 

[Rdy4Axn]

I was flying to London with a new boyfriend. After dinner, they dimmed the lights and were showing the movie. We had the blankets covering our laps and were groping each other. We were so fucking horny we decided to go and have sex in the lav. Guess we were making too much noise beacuse someone complained to a bitchy flight attendant who knocked on the door and told us to get back to our seats or she'd call the Captain. We didn't know who complained, but laughed it off after we thought about it.

 

[operafan]

I think having my BF's daughter-in-law come in downstairs while we were finishing up upstairs and then waiting for us to come downstairs was pretty embarrasing. However, most of these other stories are sooooo much better.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Try screaming out someone else's name (other than the person you're having sex with) when you're shooting your load and see what happens.

 

[Lube]

Scat??? *runs*

You threw up on him? Am I missing something?

I think he's saying he got shit on, and then he hurled here ... hurled there ... hurled everywhere!

 

[arco]

A close second is getting caught jacking off by my boss.
But my most embarrassing sexual event still has to be cumming in church. When I was in my early teens, after a totally hot couple of days in the mountains with some older teenage boys, we came down into a little town one Sunday morning and were obliged to go with some relatives to their little country church, very straight laced, about 50 or so people there. I went to sleep while the service was going on. When I woke up I had a skin-splittin hard on that was bobbing and tenting up the front of my pants. What woke me was that i was cumming and there was already a growing sticky wet spot on the front of my pants. I was bucking my torso and moaning to the point that the preacher had stopped and everyone was just looking at me. The smell of jizz and funk was all around me. I came fully awake really fast, got up and ran out the door, still hard, and ran a few blocks and then stopped and laughed and laughed. What else can you do. My relatives never mentioned a word about it to me but my friends never let me forget it.

 

[GoodbyeSobriety]

I was in high school, probably around Freshmen/sophomore, and my friend and I were parked in my car showing eachother our dicks. I pulled down my pants and let him start jacking me off, but when he did the same, the car started smelling of shit.

Damn, that kid did not wipe his ass right or somethin', because that smell was so potent. He noticed the smell too, and pulls up his pants.

I zipped up, rolled down all the windows and drove his ass back home.

Game over with me pal.

 

[GoodbyeSobriety]

...bucking my torso and moaning to the point that the preacher had stopped and everyone was just looking at me. The smell of jizz and funk was all around me.

Wow... I applaud you!