My Butt Hurts!

[Centexfarmer]

Well, JUBber buddy!

I'm sorry that your well muscled butt hurts, but day-um, you sound hot laying there with your choco-pudding!

I hope that your lover has the insight to "service" other areas to take your mind off the hurt that you're experiencing.

 

[NedNickerson]

I was feeling sorry for you, but then I got distracted by visions of hot guys playing in the surf, semen, spinchters, and grapefruit, butt-massages, and chocolate pudding, and oversized genitalia.....

Um... uh, what were we talking about....?

 

[Homoerectus]

Poor baby. If you will just come to my bed ... er ... house, I'll kiss your boo-boo and make it better.

 

[hotdog1846]

Poor baby. If you will just come to my bed ... er ... house, I'll kiss your boo-boo and make it better.

*elbow push shove*

Gangway, Homoerectus ... his ass is mine!

 

[Lube]

Forget rubbing your ass... I'll polish it.

Pledge? Murphy's oil paste?

Or lube?

 

[NedNickerson]

On second thought, if you had injured your pretty little buttocks and contracted a scar, it would have given you a legitimate excuse to "innocently" show other guys your ass...

"Hey, wanna see my scar...?"

 

[Centexfarmer]

Its the choco-pudding, right? I'm nothing without my parfait glass of choco-pudding. I've heard it before. In fact, I have been asked, "Could you flop your meaty fat penis to the other side so I can see your choco-pudding better?"

Get that a lot do ya?

 

[Christopherb36]

That is a pain in the ass...I must say. Elvin, please return my nurses uniform, I seem to be needed here...

 

[Lube]

Erm.. DS - how old are you man.. i always had you down as being an elder?

Whoops!

What--once you hit 30 you can't surf?