Breaking News My Dog Is Missing........From The Grave I Put Him/Her In.

[Cormac135]

Some of you may recall i bought a dog last week and the ups and downs i had with her/him, sadly this culminated in me having to end her/his life and bury the corpse in my back garden.

I was down there tonight taking some apples off the tree when i noticed the grave had been disturbed and on further investigation i noticed that my dead dog was gone, i don't know if it's a case of grave robbing or she/he wasn't really dead when i entombed him/her.

Perhaps she's a zombie dog, who knows, anything is possible nowadays.

Have any of your pets ever come back from the grave ?

 

[Alistair]

In your head they are fight....

In your head they are crying....

 

[LeicsDom]

Foxes

 

[Cormac135]

Foxes

There's a thought.

 

[Kahaih]

Perhaps our Telstra is doing experiments on it.
You did say it tried to kill you.

 

[Kahaih]

Oh, and, no curries for a while, just in case . . .

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Perhaps our Telstra is doing experiments on it.

Let's count the ways that could go wrong.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Beowulf, the sequel.

 

[Rickrock]

Perhaps another animal dug it up to eat it. How deep did you bury it?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Beowulf, the sequel.

Sequels are tired. Once a story is used up it's like, what's the point? It's ran through. No more magic. Thanks but no thanks.

 

[Cormac135]

Perhaps another animal dug it up to eat it. How deep did you bury it?

This is the mystery, i'm very good at burying things, i dug down at least four feet and gave the dog a couple of extra taps on the head with the shovel just to be certain, we shall see what turns up.

 

[sixthson]

You have nothing to worry about. It was just the Police Service of Scotland looking for evidence. If they show up with a warrant to search your house, start worrying or move to Canada. Come to think of it, some things are worse than prison.

 

[cityboy-stl]

I don't believe you ever had a dog.

 

[Cormac135]

I don't believe you ever had a dog.

I wish i hadn't. i may have rabies now.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I wish i hadn't. i may have rabies now.

 

[Cormac135]

Emergency over, i found the body, foxes had dragged it down the back passage just beyond my back garden and had their way with it, it's been pretty much decapitated and it's guts eaten, i did try and bring it back to it's grave but it was too messy to carry so i just left it there with a few branches draped over the poor soul.

 

[Rickrock]

I'm glad that you found out what happened.


You have foxes in your neighborhood?

 

[nycguydowntown]

you need to change your name to Stevie King

 

[Kahaih]

Well, that's a nasty ending, isn't it. Both gross and sad.

So sad, in fact, I felt the need to burn all those lovely pictures of his/her coming home party that I took from outside your bedroom window . . . which kinda sucks, as I had them stored on my favorite smartphone. So, yeah, now that's toast.

 

[Cormac135]

I'm glad that you found out what happened.


You have foxes in your neighborhood?

Well, that's a nasty ending, isn't it. Both gross and sad.

So sad, in fact, I felt the need to burn all those lovely pictures of his/her coming home party that I took from outside your bedroom window . . . which kinda sucks, as I had them stored on my favorite smartphone. So, yeah, now that's toast.

Yes and much worse it seems.