dumbnhung
Jizz Master
So, I just got back from Seattle. Went with 3 of my gay friends and my hag. We had fun for the most part. Shopped 'til we dropped, went clubbing a bit. Checked out R Place which was full o'hotties and then went to Neighbors, which was OK at best. A little too ugly if you know what I mean. We spent the night at a very cute B&B right in the Capitol Hill area. Spent some time in Vancouver as well, where we ate, shopped (of course!) and ended up going to the Dufferin (it was deader than dead) and Numbers (not bad, I was drooling over a pool player with a tight Joe Boxer t-shirt and tight ass to match).
Anyways, I found out that my hag had just decided to quit smoking the day before our trip. While I commend her and love the fact that she respects herself enough to take this step, let me just say she was quite a snatch at times.
We were having lunch at a little Mexican restaurant in Seattle, discussing the topic of bisexuality. Now, none of us are bi - our gang was firmly entrenched in gaiety or on the dark side (the hag) - but our fruit fly professed her belief that there was no such thing as bisexuality. This prompted a response from one of the 'girls' who disagreed and resulted in a 2 hour heated battle. Eventually, we realized our hag was being snatchy as a result of not having her ciggy. Later on, we were mocking a friends' small penis and, once again, she got all snatchy. How dare she!!
I offered her a ciggy and I'm proud to say that she is now smoking like a chimney. I'm KIDDING! She's still 'controlling' her urges for now. I'm just glad to be about 1000 miles away from her right now.
Good luck to the rest of you new non-smokers. What HELL!!
Anyways, I found out that my hag had just decided to quit smoking the day before our trip. While I commend her and love the fact that she respects herself enough to take this step, let me just say she was quite a snatch at times.
We were having lunch at a little Mexican restaurant in Seattle, discussing the topic of bisexuality. Now, none of us are bi - our gang was firmly entrenched in gaiety or on the dark side (the hag) - but our fruit fly professed her belief that there was no such thing as bisexuality. This prompted a response from one of the 'girls' who disagreed and resulted in a 2 hour heated battle. Eventually, we realized our hag was being snatchy as a result of not having her ciggy. Later on, we were mocking a friends' small penis and, once again, she got all snatchy. How dare she!!
I offered her a ciggy and I'm proud to say that she is now smoking like a chimney. I'm KIDDING! She's still 'controlling' her urges for now. I'm just glad to be about 1000 miles away from her right now.
Good luck to the rest of you new non-smokers. What HELL!!

