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Need to get laid!!!

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Anybody that has read any of my posts knows that it has been such an incredibly long time since I've been laid that it is almost ludacris. I need to get myself a piece of ass so fuckin bad. My question is...Does "rent boys" or "escorts" really exist. I've heard of such things but have no fuckin idea how to go about hiring one. I live near Ann Arbor, MI. Any help would be soo greatly appreciated.

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NO one needs to get laid... You're just saying tha because you're horny and won't control yourself...
 
NO one needs to get laid... You're just saying tha because you're horny and won't control yourself...
Well that's what horny means.

I believe that we do need to get laid. We have a sex drive that DRIVES us to have sex. And it will drive us crazy if we don't, causing us to feel tense and unhappy. Mother Nature designed the system very well to assure reproduction. I definitely see sex as a need.
 
I don't even think I have a sex drive, but I could care less if I need to get laid or not.
 
Yes we do medically need to get laid. Their is scientific proof that not having sex has adverse effects on your health. Anyway I have not picked one of the guys off that site. Their is only a handful of guys in my area and their not really my type. If I'm going to buy some ass its going to be exactly what I'm fuckin into...lol

Thanks for the replies.
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You live in Ann Arbour and can't get laid?

dude, you're in a liberal college town.

I didn't know it was POSSIBLE to not get laid in Ann Arbour.

I got laid in Ann Arbour all the time when I lived there, and I was 8.
 
It´s true most "escorts" are as ugly as sin, but since you wanted to know whether there really is such things as "escorts" I wanted to contribute with some proof...

As for the "getting laid", anyone virtually anywhere can technically "get laid", but I´m sure I wouldn´t... no... I COULDN´T even touch just any random guy.

There are several stages a gay guy may go through while growing up, and just like you should sometime stop having crushes on straight best male friends, at some stage (the earlier the better) you should grow past the pointing your dick in any random man-hole direction.
 
You need to nail a sign to your naked ass which say "Fuck this".


Alternatively, hold a placard "Charity accepted"

Hope that helps. :kiss:
If he really is that desperate, provided he has money, he can easily "get laid"; in 2006 USA if you can get porn you can get "the real thing" as well: there is internet banking and internet airfares.
And it´s all cheaper than moving to a different state :mrgreen:
 
And I thought I was a late bloomer when I paid my first whore at 19.
 
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