No matter what, we're all winners.

[Andreus]

lets hear three cheers for sperm

one of my favorite flavors

 

[looseliam]

So we got that going for us... which is nice

"300,000 sperm, you're the the one who won?"

 

[Andreus]

every sperm is sacred

every sperm is great

if a sperm gets wasted

god gets quite irate

 

[Nonimus]

So we got that going for us... which is nice

"300,000 sperm, you're the the one who won?"

Or
'300,000 sperm and your mother gave birth to a twat like you'. - one of my personal fav's

 

[BenF]

Hindu, Taoists, Muslims,

Spill their's just anywhere,

God loves those who treat,

Their semen with more care...


Let the heathen's spill theirs,

on the dusty ground,

God shall make them pay,

For each sperm that can't be found.

 

[PhoenixRising]

My Personal fave:

"Thousands of my potential chlidren died on your daughters face last night"

 

[FirePhoenix]

Yahoo i'm a winner!!!!

Hindu, Taoists, Muslims,

Spill their's just anywhere,

God loves those who treat,

Their semen with more care...


Let the heathen's spill theirs,

on the dusty ground,

God shall make them pay,

For each sperm that can't be found.

great now i'm going to hell for what i did in the shower

wait can he still see me if i closed the door?

plus does it make him more mad if its gay sperm?

 

[looseliam]

My Personal fave:

"Thousands of my potential chlidren died on your daughters face last night"

You can get it in a shirt!
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=676

 

[PhoenixRising]

You can get it in a shirt!
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=676

LOL...ya, that's where I got it from, but it's still pretty damn funny!

 

[trawler69]

It's from monty python sings if you want it i'l leave it up for 30 mins. http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/gamriebay/everysperm.mp3 let me know if you like it!

 

[GL]

Sperm bright; sperm white,
First sperm I see tonight,
I know its gay,
His load ain't slight,
Get the dish,
Here cums delight!


(a po-em )

It is my honor and pleasure to present you with the Blue Ribbon Award for my favorite post of the day.

Congratulations!

 

[Golliwog]

Let's hear it for big squirter:

300,000 squirts on the wall,
30000 squirts of cum,
If one of the ....oh, never mind.

 

[dolphwasser]

Don't know about the 'winners' part - but there are certainly a lot of 'wieners' here. Some bigger than others, thank goodness, but big or small, we love them all.