Oh my God, this is ReCOCKulous!

[luminum]

I've got an unending supply of heat and warmth right here and it has your name on it!

You stay warm lum.

GL...::bends down on one knee::

...Will you be my blanket?

Wait, we'll probably need some more...Where's Elvin?

GL...will you be my blanket...with Elvin?

 

[GL]

GL...::bends down on one knee::

...Will you be my blanket?

Wait, we'll probably need some more...Where's Elvin?

GL...will you be my blanket...with Elvin?

I'd be happy to be your blanket.

But I have to tell ya... if and when I'm done with ya and you feel you need another then I just didn't do you right.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Try rubbing your dick... no lube, just skin on skin. A little friction generates heat and it feels very good...

Dude! That's dangerous advice. The sparks could catch the house on fire!

 

[luminum]

I'd be happy to be your blanket.

But I have to tell ya... if and when I'm done with ya and you feel you need another then I just didn't do you right.

Another? What are you talking about? I use both at the same time! I'm talkin' si-mul-ta-ne-ous! You and Elvin can just bring it to another level of coziness