Oh yeah...I should probably introduce myself

[gwailo]

Justin. 26. White. 5'9". Slender/fit. In a relationship. I'm out to those who ask but I don't broadcast it. Just looking forward to browsing/posting it up on the forums. I'm going thru relationship issues and initially gravitated towards the 'coming out/relationship' board about it but I already enjoy JUB for obvious reasons so I will probably stick around..

How's everyone doing?

 

[gwailo]

Thanks for the welcome. It's probably going to be a rough new year.. but I'm sure I will get thru it

 

[greyhorse]

Hi Gwailo, hope things turn out for the best. Happy thanksgiving and Christmas. Enjoy all there is to offer and have fun. Cheers, G

 

[gwailo]

Thanks! Hope to get to know some fun people on here! Oh and it seems that this is quite the international forum so I shouldn't assume everyone knows I live in the states. USA boi. (north)West Coast!

 

[chance1]

welcome

and happy thanksgiving

good luck with your relationship - i am in one of 2 years now - am learning alot about myself in the process

 

[gwailo]

Thanks chance. Good luck with yours. I'm pretty sure mine is coming to an end... its gonna suck but I think its what I need right now.

 

[justadude]

You're very welcome. And yes, stay positive . Don't hope for the worst..expect the best.

This is good advice from reone. We're all entitled to some happiness, gwailo. We might need to be patient but we can't give up. God knows I'm still waiting and hoping.

PM me ... maybe we can lift each other up a little!

 

[Lefty]

Gwailo USA version of Gwei Lo? My Tinkerton chromosome and genetic

indicators would indicate you are a ghost person (white boi) in the China

Town section of Canton oHIo.

Then you claim the West Coast...well, try bogarting a few joints on a sunny

beach. Out west we don't give up the ghost at 26, that is when it is ripe and

ready to gobble up. Humor aside, (I know, I'm the only one that thinks I'm a

bit funny...at least someone does) welcome, drop down your guard, raise up

your spirits........dude, drop trou and dive in you are so

 

[gwailo]

White boi I am sir

 

[Lefty]

Justin.......only "eJ" calls me Sir.........as if................

Be warned young man.......there is a group here on the

JUB that piss and yell and slam and tease each other...

they are smart ass cocky....gay...bi...weird, sarcastic and

a bit CLIKKIE. Careful but if you can bite (not hard) and be bit

back......make a few posts...study and let us know....we fit in

at the Mall of JUB but it can be a specialty shop....

Confused, everybody here has their good points so read a bit,

toe first...then Strip...Dive and repeat.................

 

[gwailo]

I will take note, sir.

Thanks for the ...heads up

 

[Lefty]

OFFICIAL NOTICE

That was your second use of the denigrating term SIR


Get out your dictionary and read up on

Circumcise
and
Emasculate.

you might say cut it out or all, not some, will be cut off......
do you really want to have to sit to pee?

 

[gwailo]

Are you fixin me for that shuttle to the moon, sir? but then how will you get there? I never was a ginger fan so I'll need a little more company. You better figure it out.

 

[Lefty]

You will not be getting a trip to the moon.


All I need to know is one simple thing. My people will need to know

what size Zip Lok Baggie or baggette to bring to your service. They will

want to provide a containment wrapper that will fit and not be sloppy.

 

[gwailo]

Hefty, Lefty.
And id put power tools on your list
This thing is bigger than my fist
You're gonna be cutting all nite
I hope that's alright
You better buy me a drink. A lava flow sounds pretty good.

 

[Lefty]

OK

So thats one hefty zip lock sandwich bag, marshmallows for packing

and electric tweezers for the operation....You did say as big as your

I.Q. right? Hopefully you didn't mean ego....hefty doesn't do one

that big.

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[gwailo]

My I.Q. is middle class.
Big egos can be checked at the door. Give em your coat hunny, we don't need it in here
And tweezers? Give me SOME benifit of the doubt! I'm. Worthy of at LEAST needle nose pliers?

 

[Lefty]

Dude, your I.Q. is bigger than you think.

OK, you can tryout for the oddballs. Read a few and get a feel for

(in no special order...Don "Q", "eJ", Kyanimal, Kuli. Unloadonme,

Shih Tzu, illgetbi, shepherd 2.....well, thats a start......you will catch

on quickly. Any questions......ask me or Donnie.....some have touchie

spots but all are fun and will get even more so as they get to know you.

Ready?....Set?......GO!!!!!

 

[will_zeis23]

gwailo hang in there. Wlecome and I hope everything goes well.

 

[gwailo]

Thanks will

Lefty. ..I'm not sure I can handle the ride. Is there an emergency exit without consequence or penalty of death by fire?