OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD my friend did a TedTalk

[fabulouslyghetto]

by the transitive property this basically means I'm a celebrity now. I can just see myself getting swarmed by the paparazzi outside Whole Foods

"Mr Ghetto, Mr Ghetto, are you next? When's your Tedtalk?"

"Guys, chill, I'm just trying to live my life, please. Is there a manager? Can I get a cashier to escort me out the fire exit?"

 

[Peloso]

"Mr Ghetto, Mr Ghetto, are you next? When's your Tedtalk?"

Anyone can give a TedTalk on cocksucking. You're not special.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Anyone can give a TedTalk on cocksucking. You're not special.

Sis, yall suck dick like it's a chore, I can suck peanut butter through a straw.

 

[Araucaria]

What, pray tell, was the subject of your friend's TedTalk? Is it something that us JUBBERS might be interested in? In all your excitement to bask in the reflected glow of your friend's achievement, you neglected to tell us what it's about.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

What, pray tell, was the subject of your friend's TedTalk? Is it something that us JUBBERS might be interested in? In all your excitement to bask in the reflected glow of your friend's achievement, you neglected to tell us what it's about.

I'll inbox you, I didn't add the link cuz (multiple choice)

A) the presentation is 3 hours long featuring multiple guests
B) there are a few JUBers I'm convinced are neo nazis and I don't want them sending my friend hate mail to spite me
C) he's unattractive
D) this thread is about me, not gonna let that heaux outshine me