I may not be an 'experienced sex professional,' but I know how to clean myself after I defecate. I guess I fall in the "rest of the men" category.
OP, if you claim my butt isn't clean, I have toilet paper and even soap. You have ten fingers. You get to it, buddy.
EDIT: To be anatomically correct. You have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.![]()
Unless you fingers your butthole cavity in the shower until nothing comes out, you are clean.
But most people aren't doing that do they ?


