Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson?

[PreTTy PeTe]

Ashlee because she has so much class

 

[Soilwork]

You mean which would I rather see run over by a slow-moving steam roller?

Hm..

tough call.

 

[star-warrior]

Neither.

Next question...

 

[Tongue_Me]

How either of them got into the public arena I'll never know.

The again, talent counts for nothing in todays society.

It's not what you know but who you know.

 

[Soilwork]

And once both PAris and Ashlee have been wiped off the face of the earth, can we round up their "fans" and put them in some kind of concentration camp where they can't be a blight on pop culture anymore?

I mean, it's fine for them to live and everything, but does it have to be out in the open like that?

 

[winterknight]

I've never even heard of Ashlee Simpson.

Should I be glad?

 

[martyj]

Even if the option was "Paris Hilton or Satan" (which it is in retrospect) I'd choose whoever was not Paris Hilton. If it was "Paris Hilton or Paris Hilton" I'd choose the word "or."

 

[Soilwork]

Ashlee Simpson is the Even-More-Talentless little sister of the talentless Jessica Simpson.

She's annoying, she sings crappy songs and she's the first person to be openly caught lip-syncing on Saturday Night Live. She blamed acid reflux, but the reason is that she's a stupid, talentless moron.

She sings bland, sanitized pop and because she used to dye her hair black, she describes it as "punk."

She's now just like all those other pop-tartlettes and people famous for being famous... a drunken, useless mess. I'm sure we'll be seeing a sex tape of hers soon, too.




And of course Paris Hilton is a stupid skank. Her "fans" need to be send somewhere cold with big high fences to keep them in.

 

[1st love ron]

Paris Hilton. I'd marry her for her money even if I had have to have sex with her.

 

[winterknight]

Ashlee Simpson is the Even-More-Talentless little sister of the talentless Jessica Simpson.

She's annoying, she sings crappy songs and she's the first person to be openly caught lip-syncing on Saturday Night Live. She blamed acid reflux, but the reason is that she's a stupid, talentless moron.

She sings bland, sanitized pop and because she used to dye her hair black, she describes it as "punk."

She's now just like all those other pop-tartlettes and people famous for being famous... a drunken, useless mess. I'm sure we'll be seeing a sex tape of hers soon, too.

In that case, yes I am glad I've never heard of her.

 

[MadeUpName27]

Crikey!!!

Can't we feed both of those useless twats to hungry crocodiles???


Of course, neither of those bony-ass bitches would do much to satisfy the croc's hunger...

 

[wundersteve]

Don't forget to send Lindsey Blohan, Shitney, and J.Ho with them.

 

[Croynan]

The Film: "Gone With the Wind" - 1939

Clark Gable .... Rhett Butler

Vivien Leigh .... Scarlett O'Hara
Leslie Howard .... Ashley Wilkes

Olivia de Havilland .... Melanie Hamilton (as Olivia deHavilland)
Thomas Mitchell .... Gerald O'Hara

Hattie McDaniel .... Mammy

Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.



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[panic1]

i personaly like ashlee

 

[D-Base]

Ashlee!