Payless fools the notoriously ill-informed American consumer

[fabulouslyghetto]

these bastards are so petty, set up a fake high-end shoe store and sold their shoes for 100s of $s. and of course it worked and these pretentious shopping clowns were eager to hype the products as "clearly high-end." now that i know this can be done.... who wants to invest my new Balenciaga shoe store? First thing's first I need to buy every pair of shoes on the shelf at Walmart.

 

[Thad1527]

This happened a long time ago.

Since then, Payless closed all their stores.

I guess someone can afford Nordstrom.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This happened a long time ago.

Since then, Payless closed all their stores.

I guess someone can afford Nordstrom.

Why am I always the last to know about stuff?

 

[Thad1527]

Because I'm usually the last to know, but my turn is up.

It's still funny, though...these "fashionistas" willing to overpay. Some of the shoes were cute. (But could you walk in them?)

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Because I'm usually the last to know, but my turn is up.

It's still funny, though...these "fashionistas" willing to overpay. Some of the shoes were cute. (But could you walk in them?)

I love the phony 'Oh I can just tell this is French imported leather.' People are so full of shit sometimes If it's really that easy I'm about to get RICH!

 

[Peloso]

The sad thing is that they're probably barely different than shoes that really do cost 100's of dollars.

If I had the incentive I'd start a company that makes and sells items for Christians. Little Jesus pencil sharpeners or Jesus potholders.

Even better, I'd make a big announcement stating that I have finally unearthed the perfectly preserved foreskin of Christ and sell it for billions of dollars when it's really just a old piece of kiwi skin.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The sad thing is that they're probably barely different than shoes that really do cost 100's of dollars.

If I had the incentive I'd start a company that makes and sells items for Christians. Little Jesus pencil sharpeners or Jesus potholders.

Even better, I'd make a big announcement stating that I have finally unearthed the perfectly preserved foreskin of Christ and sell it for billions of dollars when it's really just a old piece of kiwi skin.

We need to link up. My fallback plan in case I spiral into financial instability is to create a rightwing politician persona and scower social media for donations so I can fight lesbian Muslim terrorists and the child-grooming hispanic migrant jewish teachers with space lazers. and something something black people lazy welfare something something. i just need someone to keep me grounded cuz it feels like that evil persona might actually like take over or something and become my actual identity if i'm not careful. i kinda assume that's how it works with most rightwing nutjobs, it starts is a character and eventually becomes who they are.

 

[Peloso]

We need to link up. My fallback plan in case I spiral into financial instability is to create a rightwing politician persona and scower social media for donations so I can fight lesbian Muslim terrorists and the child-grooming hispanic migrant jewish teachers with space lazers. and something something black people lazy welfare something something. i just need someone to keep me grounded cuz it feels like that evil persona might actually like take over or something and become my actual identity if i'm not careful. i kinda assume that's how it works with most rightwing nutjobs, it starts is a character and eventually becomes who they are.

Good. Then I can advertise my products on your show? They're pricey but very cheaply made.

I'll be Mike Lindell 2000 but instead of being a former crackhead, I'll be a converted gay homosexual. And I'll wear an even bigger cross, made of wood.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Good. Then I can advertise my products on your show? They're pricey but very cheaply made.

I'll be Mike Lindell 2000 but instead of being a former crackhead, I'll be a converted gay homosexual. And I'll wear an even bigger cross, made of wood.

we are terrible people

 

[Rickrock]

Interesting thread.