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I meant to post my recipe on New Years eve but I started pregaming a few days early and I'm just now coming out of the drunken stupor.
Portion to preference:
coconut rum
vodka
triple sec
corona
pina colada mix
add ice and blend or pour as a cocktail on rocks
I haven't owned a blender in years so I can't say when's the last time I made my signature drank but if you're curious about the backstory the legend is true, the penis colada is named for enhancing your dick-taking abilities, after a few of these you'll go from an "ooch ouch, slow down, wait, stop, are you done yet?" bottom to a "I'M NOT GONNA BREAK, FVCK ME HARDER YOU PANSY!" bottom.
Now, me personally, I don't have a vagina so I prefer drinking straight but if you like cocktails or entertaining friends this recipe is tea.
I copyrighted this so if you use it just send me $20 and we won't have to handle your plagiarism in court.
Portion to preference:
coconut rum
vodka
triple sec
corona
pina colada mix
add ice and blend or pour as a cocktail on rocks
I haven't owned a blender in years so I can't say when's the last time I made my signature drank but if you're curious about the backstory the legend is true, the penis colada is named for enhancing your dick-taking abilities, after a few of these you'll go from an "ooch ouch, slow down, wait, stop, are you done yet?" bottom to a "I'M NOT GONNA BREAK, FVCK ME HARDER YOU PANSY!" bottom.
Now, me personally, I don't have a vagina so I prefer drinking straight but if you like cocktails or entertaining friends this recipe is tea.
I copyrighted this so if you use it just send me $20 and we won't have to handle your plagiarism in court.
