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[Vannie]

Hugh Hefner died at 91

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[luckynumbah7]

Hugh Hefner died at 91

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Ah, but that was yesterday! There's not enough viagra in the world that could help him now. I'd like the playboy book, depending on the size of the illustrations. It would be entertaining to see sixty odd years worth of beauty standards all lined up.

-nvm, it's only 8"X13.5".

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ He´s quite stiff at the moment, I´m sure.

 

[luckynumbah7]

^ He´s quite stiff at the moment, I´m sure.

Aye, but that won't help Hef. Might help the necrophiliacs, but not Hef.

 

[nycguydowntown]

he lost his hearing from taking so much viagra but said it was worth it---guess he didn't need to hear the blond bimbo's talk lol
RIP he lived a long fun filled life.

 

[freefall]

My penis or my playboy's penis?


Useless though - I have no playboy

 

[Cormac135]

He always came across as a bit dull.

 

[Vannie]

he lost his hearing from taking so much viagra

Can you repeat that please?

 

[luckynumbah7]

He always came across as a bit dull.

Yeah. But the bio's of the playmates were always entertaining.

 

[peeonme]

My older brother kept a stack of them (Playboy mags.) around (usually in the bathroom). I was maybe 15 and looked at them, I couldn't get a half staff from them then and I certainly wouldn't now.
Believe it or not, I did read some of the articles, the pictures didn't interest me.

As for the man himself, well he just died, so I will refrain from any comments.

 

[Alistair]

He always came across as a bit dull.

Yeah. He got really bad recently. The girls had a curfew and had to be home by 10 even on a weekend

 

[luckynumbah7]

My older brother kept a stack of them (Playboy mags.) around (usually in the bathroom). I was maybe 15 and looked at them, I couldn't get a half staff from them then and I certainly wouldn't now.
Believe it or not, I did read some of the articles, the pictures didn't interest me.

As for the man himself, well he just died, so I will refrain from any comments.

I read all of the articles, at least for one's I'd gotten. About two decades worth, give or take. I loved the letters and wit sections, but then they changed the wit arrangement and sprinkled it around as page filler. The pictures were thematically dull. There's only so much that can be done with a puritan fantasies.

 

[Thad1527]

I took a walking tour of Chicago's Gold Coast neighborhood, which included a stop at the original Playboy Mansion. It seemed very nice, but it's now condos. The pool was drained years ago and there are no signs of bunnies today.

 

[nycguydowntown]

Can you repeat that please?

 

[Charon]

He died on hump day...

Aye, but that won't help Hef. Might help the necrophiliacs, but not Hef.

I'm pretty sure he's too old for their taste, unless they're into old men.

 

[luckynumbah7]

He died on hump day...
I'm pretty sure he's too old for their taste, unless they're into old men.

I dunno how much gender matters to 'em. I can't find that information online via quick search and I'm not interested enough to go spelunking with that particular subject.

 

[sixthson]

Can you repeat that please?

Maybe you'd hear better if you took your penis out of your ear?

 

[luckynumbah7]

Maybe you'd hear better if you took your penis out of your ear?

With that kind of flexibility he could be in film. A strategically placed cabbage leaf tucked behind the ear and draped forward could conceal all! It could be an interesting critique when comparing the classical pinup and modesty conventions.

 

[Vannie]

If my penis could reach my ear,I would never ever ever ever ever ever leave Shady Pines ever ever ever again.

 

[medic1]

His choice of jim-jams, robes and slippers, all pointed towards a 91 year old, very entitled, very, very rich, arrogant man who was far too used to getting his own way.

I think i remember reading once that his was the only private residence to hold a fireworks licence.

I cannot find it in myself to be sad. He lived a long and very hedonistic lifestyle, the man had a good innings.