Drag Sorry ass into work...
phone rings...
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
"Yeah.. can you tell me what's in your videos"
sigh. another time waster... they have no intention of buying a DVD, they just wanna jack off while another guy explains what they would see on a video if they'd fucking buy one.
"Well.. "
I explain in robotic detail.. you can tell within 3 seconds if they're a time waster or not...
I make it about 2 minutes into my explaination.
[click]
he shot his load and didn't even say "goodybye"
oh well.
encode video.. start to capture clips.
phone rings "Hi this is Fratmen"
"Are you gay?"
"Why?"
"I am.. I have a big cock."
"And I care because..."
[click]
let video continue to capture, print out orders and bill the credit card info..
[ring]
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
"Hi.. um... can you tell me what's in your videos?"
"well..." (see above)
"Oh yeah.. you like them?"
"Yeah.. quite a bit.. They're really well made"
"Are you a top or a bottom?"
"I generally don't talk about that at work over the phone to total strangers, sorry"
"But you're gay, right?"
"Yeah."
"Ungh Ungh"
[click]
Design banners for new model while uploading the video clips encoded and capturing the video for the DVD Remasters we're doing.
[phone rings]
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
"You gonna get me off?"
"No."
[click]
email people who can't figure out how to install Windows Media Player.
phone rings
"Hey, this is Fratmen"
"um... are you gay?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Are you afraid to tell me?"
"I'm just confused as to why you'd ask"
"So you're not gay.. and you work for a gay porn company? I think you're just a closet fag"
[click]
email customers who haven't received their shipments after 24 hours (even though it clearly says shipping takes 5 days in the site)
phones rings
"Hi, this is fratmen"
[click]
phone rings
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
[click]
phone rings
"Hi.. this is Fratmen, and I have caller ID and I know you've called three times and hung up on me.. either strap on a pair and talk or piss off"
[click]
phone rings
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
"Are you touching your dick?"
"No... I'm touching my mouse.. I'm editing video"
"Oh.. what are you editing"
"Video"
"No.. like.. are you looking at cocks?"
"No.. at the moment, it's a guy in the shower from the shoulders up"
"That's Hot"
"Can I help you with somehing?"
"I wanted to ask you what your service is"
"We make Porn"
"Gay porn"
"Not really.. it's all solo male jackoff stuff. so I guess it's not really gay if there's no sex, you know?"
"But do gay guys buy it?"
"I assume so.. I don't ask people if they're gay over the phone"
"I'm gay"
"But they seem to like telling me"
"You have a big cock?"
"I fail to see how that makes a difference to this conversation"
"Do you like Phone sex?"
"Buddy, I'm at work.. can I help you with something?"
[click]
go back to editing video and encoding the video for the DVD back catalogue remasters and uploading the video clips.
Phone rings
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
"Hi.. do you remember me?"
"Um.. no.. are you sure you were talking to me?"
"Are you the gay guy?"
"There's only one of me?"
"Are there more of you?"
"I hope so.. if not I'll NEVER get laid"
"Do you guys fuck the guys in your movies?"
"no."
"Why not.. you should.. it would be hot"
"CAn I help you with something?"
[click]
Continue to encode videos while editing clips for the site and monitoring the DVD mastering. Start to duplicate DVDs and return affiliate emails.
Phone rings
"Hi this is Fratmen"
"I think.. unhhg... your videos are hot... ooohhh..You make me wanna cum... uuughhhgg"
"That's nice"
"OH man,.. I'm jacking off"
"Yeah, I'd have guessed that.. can I help you with something"
"Oh.. I'm cumming,.. oh aoh"
[click]
scan images for affilates to post and make sites to promote affilliate program. Finish encoding videos for site, start to burn them to Data CD.
Phone rings
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
"I wanted to ask you about your service.. a friend told me your videos were good, but I don't know what's on them." (this guy had called with the same story once every three or four weeks for over a year)
"Did you not believe me last time I told you?"
[click]
Phone rings
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
[click]
Phone rings
(Using a higher voice with a fake Southern Accent) "Hi, this here's Fratmen"
"I wanted to ask you about your service.. a friend told me your videos were good, but I don't know what's on them."
(back to my normal voice) "You realize that there's only three people in the office and you've spoken to us all more than three times each, right? We joke about you when we're drunk"
[click]
finish uploading the video files, burning the CD rom with the OnDemand Feature on it, test the DVD master made and email the owner to tell him all the video clips are encoded and ready to be brought down to the Data Center Downtown.
Phone Rings
"Hi, this is Fratmen"
"Hi.. um... I.. um.. is this where you call for the vidoes?"
"Yeah, just Fratmen titles... which one were you interested in?"
"Um.. are they good?"
"Yeah.. I think so.. really well made"
"Um.. so you like them?"
"I was a big fan before I started to work here, actually.. so yeah"
"Do you jack off to them?"
"Not while I'm at work, no"
"Are you gay?"
"Um.. yeah.. "
"Are you touching your dick?"
"No... can I help you with something?"
"You sound hot.. are you smooth?"
"Dude, this isn't a phone sex line.. what can I help you with?"
"I don't know any gay people"
"and you decided to call an 800 number where you order DVDs to make gay friends?"
"How old are you?"
[click]
Hop on motorcycle, ride downtown, upload files to server, go home.
"Hey babe.. how was work"
"The same... you know.."
"Must be nice to just stare at naked men all day"
The End.
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(soooooo many backspaces I have to hit and edits I have to make to make my posts readable)
. Maybe tonight.............Can't wait till I'm tierd!
