Practise shoving things in my ass

[Bigbattyjames]

I need people to suggest things I can use to shove in my ass when I can't get any cock! Pictures would be grateful

 

[DanikShade]

A '63 Buick.

 

[Georgiadude]

buy some toys, dildos, vibrators etc. it's dangerous to use things lying around the house. You can puncture your rectum and have serious problems. dont use anything that isn't blunt etc. seriously. just go to the neighborhood sex shop or online and buy a toy.

Steven.

 

[HunterM]

Get something nontoxic and organic:

14 ounces white bread, cut into 3/4-inch cubes (about 12 cups)
1 pound sweet Italian sausages, casings removed
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
6 cups sliced leeks (white and pale green parts only; about 3 large leeks)
1 pound tart green apples, peeled, cored, chopped
2 cups chopped celery with leaves
4 teaspoons poultry seasoning
1 cup dried cranberries (about 4 ounces)
4 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary
2/3 cup chopped fresh parsley
3 eggs, beaten to blend

These are the best ingredients for stuffing. You will be smelling like a yummy Thanksgiving turkey!

 

[seven2go]

^

 

[peeonme]

Candles are great, nice size and safe.

 

[mbamike]

I have put lots of objects in my ass before I bought my toys. I used any cylindrical object with a blunt end and put a condom on it. Tools with handles work great.

 

[HunterM]

Tools with handles work great.