Prison economic report

[Dominus]

Hopefully, supply will normalize as Big Dap predicts.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Living in actual satire, I forgot The Onion even exists. Their jokey headlines aren't even parodies of current events anymore, it's reality.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I just don't see how some of them can afford to stay in prison.

 

[rareboy]

Living in actual satire, I forgot The Onion even exists. Their jokey headlines aren't even parodies of current events anymore, it's reality.

Pretty much this.

At some point, they are going to end up with a Pullitzer...by accident.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I just don't see how some of them can afford to stay in prison.

We pay for it Notoriously frugal "MAH TAX DAWLLERZ" Americans happily foot the bill to keep black men in cages. It's big business justice.

 

[rareboy]

I am almost looking forward to see who gets fooled by The Onion these days because we live in a hyper-satirical world already.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

A little too close to reality!

 

[Dominus]

"Now, it's obviously boom time for cigarettes."

With a perfectly straight face, "I am getting a lot of handjobs."

 

[rareboy]

"Now, it's obviously boom time for cigarettes."

With a perfectly straight face, "I am getting a lot of handjobs."

Where are the lies?

't was ever thus.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I am almost looking forward to see who gets fooled by The Onion these days because we live in a hyper-satirical world already.

If I read the headline "Lauren Boebert gives a handjob during theatrical showing of Beetlejuice" my reaction would've been "THE ONION DOES NOT MISS!"

What is even happening right now I just don't understand the planet, like, any of it. Sometimes I read current events and my brain just fogs over like a hard drive that's almost maxed out.