Rank the Jersey Shore Boys and Girls

[Lefty]

Dude,

I luv ya, really I do.

BUT

Come on.

These people and their show are rank enough and truly don't need your help


HONEST

 

[Lefty]

All right sweety...I am only doing this for you so don't get mad.

Men
1. Smugly

2. Drugly

3. Chubly

4. Slugly

WHOAmen
1. Cheapy

2. NASTY (but potential)

3. trampy

4. Slutty


The Show.......

Flush and float it past Governors Island.....they need the target practice.


See dude, I told you.

 

[MisterMajestic]

I've never seen the show but I've seen the Cast..I deff have a thing for Italian Dudes and they Love Eating Ass..The Girls got the Guys BEAT in the "looks" department.....

I'd switch the Guys around like this:

1) Vinny
2) Pauly D
3) The Situation
4) Ronnie

The girls are ranked just as they are pictured......

1) Jenni
2) Angelina
3) Snookie
4) Sami

 

[Storybook_Man]

the guys aren't higher then a 4, and the girls aren't higher then a 7...

the guys just aren't my type.

 

[jdbadboy]

I can't remember their names but my favorite is the one with the fake tan and too much hair product.

 

[SilverSurfer]

I was working at home all last weekend and had the marathon playing in the background on MTV. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

The Guidos:

1. Vinnie
2. Pauly D (in the shower)
3. Mke (ball gag required)
4. Ronnie (double-bagger)

The Guidettes: (ranked by who I would hang out with; I'm not bangin' any of 'em! )

1. Snookie (gurl does some crazy off-the-wall shit)
2. Sammi
3. Jwoww
4. Angelina

 

[jasoncrew03]

1. J Woww
2. Sammi
3. Angelina







Last woman on earth: Snooki

1. Vinny
2. Situation
3. Ronnie
4. Pauly D

 

[cinnamontea]

vinny
ronnie
the situation
pauly d

dont care for the girls.

 

[AverageJoe]

Guys:
1) Ronnie

Girls
1) Sammi
2) J Woww

The others don't really do it for me at all.

 

[tigerfan]

Pauly D
Vinny
ronnie
mike

 

[MailBoxWater]

^ Rank 'em, Lefty, RANK 'EMMMM!!!!!!

For some reason, that made me LOL.

I've never watched the show. Okay, that's not true. I watch about five minutes and had to move on. Based just on pictures that I've seen, my ranking would be:

1. Pauly D
2. Mike "The Situation"
3. Ronnie
4. Vinny

 

[underwearlover3]

Bangablility:
Guys:
1.Pauly D
2. The Situation
3. Vinny
4. Ronnie

Girls: (although i'm obviously not bangin em)
1. Snooki
2. JWoww
3.Sammi
4.Angelina

But Vinny by far is the most datable.

 

[Blueboy369]

Pauly D is my #1.

 

[blackbeltninja]

I have thus far successfully avoided this show.

Anyway, I'll take: The Situation, then Vinny, then Pauly D, then Ronnie. Looks-wise, I'll be happy just with The Situation and the rest can piss off.

And for the ladies, I'll take them as the OP did. Jenni is some distance in front of the pack, though...

-d-

 

[Corny]

I can only rank the guys .. but I wouldn't know where to start can I place them all on #5?

The girl on the very left seems aesthetically pleasing. But this pic is also dripping in a bad attitude ..

 

[MisterMajestic]

Latest Jersey Shore News: Snookie is in Jail for bothering somebody in Public..

And according to "The View" each cast member is getting $35,000 to $40-Grand an episode...In the world of Showbiz that is chump-change...But for Reality TV I guess they hit the jackpot...

How many episodes in a season? 7 to 13?

 

[MisterMajestic]

Latest Jersey update: For those of you that don't know...Snookie is not ethnically Italian she is Chilean...Snooks was adopted into an Italian family...

I could care less but Italian Americans are throwing the girl under the bus and seem to be happy to learn she's not Italian..

 

[flashgordon85]

I can't stand his hair !!!!!!

Otherwise he has a nice physical