Richard Simmons to Replace Rosie?

[scrapple]

Has anyone else heard the rumors about Richard Simmons being tapped to replace Rosie O'Donnell? It would seem a strange direction to take the show, since it's now seen as so "topical".

 

[dave_63]

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[CGHJ]

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Maybe it's cuz I'm high, but I think that is the funniest post I have ever seen. What a perfect, extrememly to the point response

I'm much more long winded, so I'll say: That's the first time in history where a woman being replaced by a man would have a feminizing influence on a show.

I would have to tune in just once though, just to see it, and they know it, the creeps. And then I'd probably be hooked. The horror...the horror...

 

[tx_doc]

I'm not even high and that's still one of the funniest posts I've ever seen.

 

[Horschallen]

Sounds like something fun to watch for a change.

 

[lifeisamazing]

a flamer, a comedian, a republivan, and barbara walters......LMFAO!

 

[GL]

omg.

it would be like a train wreck!

but in a good way!

 

[anemieasy]

Has anyone else heard the rumors about Richard Simmons being tapped to replace Rosie O'Donnell? It would seem a strange direction to take the show, since it's now seen as so "topical".

I don't think he would take the job.

 

[crakker_jakk]

oh god.. i guess now we're gonna have a million pointless threads inquiring about every 3rd-hand rumor regarding who will replace rosie.. let the spam threads begin i guess..

 

[Spiff]

This would never happen, as he doesn't meet the minimum requirement. He lacks a vagina; even though that itself is open for debate.

 

[doctorsun]

They wouldn't do that. The show is all about the points of view of women and, despite all of the evidence to the contrary, Richard Simmons isn't a woman.

It'll most likely be a militant, strong-voiced woman like Roseanne, who can fill the void left by Rosie, not only on the panel, but also in the ratings.

 

[unclaimedblessing]

RS has a mangina.
It's probably just a humorous rumor.
On game shows etc, he's a total camera hog.

 

[josher]

If you didn't make this up yourself, I'd be willing to bet it's a Letterman joke.

 

[Masago]

did anyone see him on an episode of "who's line is it anyway?" hilarious =D he was clearly having way too much fun with those poor guys =D