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For once I’d like to kiss a guy whose lips don’t taste like smoke. I mean, I have nothing against guys who smoke; it’s just that I seem to attract the same kind of guys every time.
Their bodies are usually riddled with tattoos and at least one place on them is pierced with something exotic. I usually wind up meeting them at the club or some gay and lesbian brunchery; in comes the guy with a smoke in his hand; he has small facial stubble that is usually just a bit thicker than a 5 o’clock shadow. We chat for a while, dance, just whatever and then we hook up and fuck each other’s brains out. The scene at the end is what I don’t like the most where he is finished with me and quietly puts his cloths back on and then leaves…never to see me again. Even if we did meet again, I’m yesterday’s news even if I am pretty good looking.
As a 25 year old I still have the same youthful look as when I was 18. My body which I keep well in shape is cut like a diamond. My jaw line is what I like the most; perfectly shaped in a way that meets my short dark brown sideburns. My hair on top of my head is kept short, never really did like really long hair. I wouldn’t change my eyes either; slightly blue with some strange light green flecks in there too. I hit the gym about twice a week where my body keeps its firm tone. Hey, I’m no muscle stud or anything..
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As I said before, I have absolutely nothing against the guys that smoke and are all pierced so much they nearly resemble a pin cushion…it’s just that I’m trying to meet up with some slightly different kinds of guys for a change. Am I really ready to end my party life and grow up already? God I hope not!
Anyways, my name is Robert Kaids and I must be the only guy on earth who has absolute disdain for smoking. It is of course the single largest oxymoron in history that I happen to work for the major Cigarette Company “Camel” but the pay is great and I also get to learn just why exactly I DO NOT smoke in the first place. There is just something about working here for 4 and a half years that kind of lets you know that these things are packaged with your death certificate nearly printed just under the Surgeon General’s warning.
“Robert,” came the gruff voice of my boss Henry Griff with a stern and slightly annoyed overtone.
“Oh umm, yes sir,” I managed to squeak out while being brought back to reality from my day dream.
“Run this down to Julie in accounting, she’s the one suppose to handle this, not me.”
I stood abruptly and nodded my head quickly. Grabbing the thick packet of financial papers, I strode briskly towards the elevator. I took a quick peek out of the darkened upper office window before the elevator opened and saw a rather pleasant looking crowd of angry protesters. On any given day of the year, had I NOT been employed here, I’d probably join them in a heartbeat. God only knows…maybe a couple of them are gay and might want to try me on for size. Keep dreaming Rob…
When I was in High School, I came out to the world. After being kicked out of the football team (it was a unanimous vote…so much for righteous democracy!) I quickly acquired the cute little nickname “AIDS Kaids” simply because I came out.
Surprisingly enough, my girlfriend in High School was supportive of my decisions and we became best friends. She was of course a little bit mad at me because I hadn’t fucked her BEFORE I switched teams…she didn’t know that I had always been on the same team. But that’s why I love Julie Baker; loyal to the end even if I don’t nail her in the end. She claims that she was going to get back at me in some really creative way but I doubt she has it in her to pull something off that wouldn’t surprise me.
The ride down 15 stories seemed to take forever but the doors opened suddenly to reveal the ground floor. As I stepped out and the door closed behind me, there in front of me was none other than my friend Julie. The look on her face as well as the overly annoyed posture of her body was priceless; I wish I had a video recorder or webcam.
“I know Rob, Satan’s baby demands that I fill all of this out even though he went over the projected budget!” I smiled in this kind of smile that I know always got her hot and bothered, but when she’s mad it just makes her blush, while handing over the papers.
“Easy now Julie, don’t let him hear you or he might fire you again.” Julie tossed her head back and let out a loud sarcastic “HA!”
“Henry couldn’t manage to fire me the first time without daddy getting in his face. I suppose it does help that my dad is HIS boss too.”
“I think it helps that both or our dads work here. I mean, can you believe it, in 2 months it will be 29 years that my dad started working here!”
“Oh I can believe it. He can make a coal train blush from sheer shame.” I laughed only a little bit because I knew the condition of my dad’s lungs and how messed up they were from all those years of smoking.
“I’ll chat with you later Julie,” I said as I leaned in and gave her our daily best friend smooch. She got that look on her face again.
“One day Rob…I’m going to take you to a biker bar and let some mean biker lady rape you while I watch.” I laughed hard from that one.
“I’ll be sure to avoid biker bars,” I said with that same smile that she hated but also loved.
I was turning around to push the button on the elevator when the metallic doors opened and there stood our newest employee. Christopher Michaels. He stood about 5 foot 11 and a half and looked like he weighed less than 185 pounds with visible nice abs just under his tight business shirt. His hair was short and blond; slightly spiky on the top and if you walked around him you could see it shine from the different angles of the light. I was instantly attentive to his gorgeous emerald colored eyes that seemingly screamed “oh please fuck me now”.
I walked in with confidence while Christopher extended his hand; gladly taking in my open hand I shook it with a huge and seemingly professional smile.
“Chris Michaels,” he said with a firm and manly smile.
“Robert Kaids,” I said right back at him with a huge excited smile. I couldn’t help it but I checked out his crotch which had a huge bulge in it but not in enough time to look away without being noticed.
Christopher’s face turned slightly pale for a brief second as he eyed the lights nervously on the elevator showing which floor we were on.
“Which floor you stationed at,” I asked in a friendly tone hoping to ease the tension a bit.
“That would be the 15th floor…cubicle 12,” he said quickly getting out a small slip of paper confirming this all at the same time that I snapped to the realization that my cubicle was the 11th.
“It looks like we are going to be neighbors,” I said as the door lurched open. Christopher grabbed a box on the floor next to his feet which was filled with his personal content and smiled as we both walked into 15th floor together. I quickly walked ahead of him to partially show the way. I quickly slipped into my cubicle and peered over into his.
“If you need anything just let me know,” I remarked but then suddenly realized how badly I sounded like an attention starved puppy.
Sitting down in my chair, feeling slightly embarrassed by what I said I grabbed at a nearby pen and fiddled with it nervously.
“Actually I do need some help with something,” Christopher said in a slightly louder voice than a whisper as he poked his head over the low cubicle. I was instantly tuned into his smiling excited face which caught me off guard.
“Do you know of any good bars in the area,” he said with an even larger smirk on his gorgeous face.
“I know I’ll be stressed out by the end of the day so I thought I’d ask someone local.”
I smiled and tilted my head in thought.
“You’re not from around here,” I asked with much interest.
“Nope, I was shipped here today from one of the lower management offices. They told me I had earned the privilege to move to corporate so here I am.”
I laughed a little bit, trying to think of some of the few straight bars I actually have been to.
“Well there’s a good bar called Carltin’s just a few blocks down from here.” Christopher shook his head as if he was expecting more results.
“And there’s always Lolita’s Pita’s, it’s an exotic bar and grill. Girls come out and dance, it’s pretty great I hear.”
“Well,” Christopher said with a bigger smile than before.
“Where do you usually go to,” he asked suddenly paying full attention to me.
“Where do…me? Oh I just go wherever. They all get you the same results don’t they,” I said nervously, thinking for some reason that maybe I was obviously gay as if it might have been printed across my forehead or something.
“Listen,” Christopher said looking around making sure no one was listening and making sure that no one was around.
“Your friend Julie told me your gay and I was just wondering where you went to.”
I turned my head sort of embarrassed even more so than before.
“She really just threw that at you on your first day of work huh?”
“She did…”
“So are you gay then?”
Christopher laughed a little and kind of shrugged.
“What kind of answer is that?”
“You’ll have to find out I guess,” he said as he ducked back into his cubicle as a raging smile passed over my face. My heart started pounding.
“Shizzle…”
“Is that the name of the bar,” inquired Christopher as his head reappeared at the top of the cubicle.
“Yeah, well it’s more of a night club. It can get pretty wild there.”
“I happen to like wild.”
I smiled up at Christopher as he nibbled his bottom lip and then dropped back down to unpack his box full of stuff.
The hours passed by and it was already time to quit. I made arrangements to pick up Christopher at his motel after we both had time to shower. He didn’t have an apartment yet because he got his new job at corporate in such short notice. He was suppose to have a really nice suite all furnished at the Morgan’s Inn but it was undergoing renovation much to his dismay. When I got to his motel he was waiting outside with a very familiar face: Julie. The front door opened and in sprang Christopher and Julie opened up the back and gave me some worried look in the mirror as I eyed her.
“So, I thought Julie could come along with us to Shizzle. She said you two go there sometimes to check out guys.”
“Well yes we do but that’s when I don’t have someone with me,” I said dropping a hint but I became suddenly confused by Christopher’s intentions asking me to go to a gay bar yet having Julie come along. Julie put on her best fake and yet worried smile.
“Oh I’ll just come along for some moral support. I won’t get in the way, promise.”
“No, just hang with us, it’s OK,” said Christopher as he looked back at Julie and smiled as both Julie and I realized at the same time why Chris wanted Julie to stick around. His eyes darted up and down Julie with a lot of interest.
“So Chris,” I asked slowly, trying to play it off as if all was well.
“You ready to get fucked tonight,” I asked as I looked over at Chris and then over at Julie who caught onto what I was playing at almost instantly.
“Oh, well we just met and I didn’t bring any condoms or anything.”
“Oh that’s OK, I brought some on my bag,” said Julie as she pulled out a small arsenal…I had a silent laugh on the inside.
“Well I mean…I’ll have to see how I feel once I get there,” said Christopher while looking at Julie who adjusted her tits while giving Christopher the most sexual look ever. Chris grabbed his crotch involuntarily and then as he caught me looking at him he laughed a little.
“Wow, someone’s overly excited to see all those boys dancing I see,” I said as I reached over with my free hand and grabbed his crotch, total confidence, no fear. Chris shivered in this weird nervous way as if he was putting on a good impersonation of a gay guy even though I know he arranged this to get down Julie’s pants…I had other plans.
Julie popped one of her boobs out as Chris nearly reached out to touch it I turned around pretending not to know what she was doing.
“Julie, what are you doing!”
“Nothing Rob…I was just,” she said trailing off.
I pulled the car over to the side of the road and looked at Chris who was suddenly looking very worried. Julie winked at me quickly while Chris was frozen in fear. My hand which I used to steer the car to the side of the road was now on Chris’ shoulder while I engaged in a fake heated argument with Julie.
“Are you trying to steal my guy for the night again Julie,” I asked as Chris’ cock began to get visibly hard under his tight black pants.
“No I wouldn’t do that to my best friend! I was just checking to see if Chris was really gay, that’s all!”
“Well of course he’s not gay Julie, he asked me to come with him. Clearly you remember the last guy that tried to get with you while pretending to be gay.”
“Yeah I do, what exactly happened to him,” Julie asked as if this was a true story.
“Well…I made sure he lost his Job, that’s what happened,” I said smiling at Chris.
“Your gay of course, we both know that, why else would your cock be so hard right now?”
Chris laughed nervously as he noticed for the first time that his cock was raging hard.
“Of course I’m gay,” he said as he eyed Julie with some sort of fading hope and then back at me.
“I fuck guys all the time.”
“I hope so, because my dad Frank Kaids can’t stand when I start bitching about guys that screw me over.”
“Frank is your dad,” asked Chris, knowing that Frank was one of the bigger bosses at the office.
“Yeah but he’s cool with the fact that I’m gay.”
“That’s good…”
Chris was looking really nervous now. OK…time to apply some levity.
I started driving again.
“So what kind of things you into Chris,” I asked while glancing at Chris. Julie chimed in with something I didn’t expect.
“I wanna watch you two fuck,” she said just blurting it out there, even surprising me. I nearly applied the break but I didn’t knowing this must be a part of her plan…very nice Julie!
“Julie I don’t think that would be good, I like a little privacy,” I said as I gave her a quick wink to let her know I was on the same page as her.
“I just think it’s so hot though, I love watching guys fuck,” she said as she gave Chris a quick smile, Chris returned a quick and faint smile that I pretended not to see.
“OK, well just tonight Julie, you really need to find a boyfriend or something.”
We had arrived at Shizzle and finally got into the club. It was actually a more mellow night but still enough hot bodies out on the floor to get you excited. The music was thumping and both Chris and I were pulling in the looks. I had to admit, for a guy pretending to be gay like Chris, he sure knew how to dress with some style!
I grabbed Chris around the waist and began to grind with him and he half heartedly and also nervously danced with me. I could feel his cock in his pants getting hard as I leaned into Chris and whispered.
“See I knew you were gay.”
Julie smiled and ran off to get some drinks. I motioned that we should go join her, Chris followed closely while all of the hungry eyes nearby gobbled him up. The bartender looked Chris up and down.
“Mmm, boy, are you new around here,” ask Johnny who was the current bartender, all smiles.
“Yeah…I just came with Rob,” he said as Johnny looked at me.
“Don’t break him in half like the last one sweetie,” Johnny said to me, obviously Julie had tipped him off and he was swinging the bat in my favor.
“I’ll be gentle with him, he’s so new to all this.”
“Well not that new,” quickly chimed in Chris.
“My best friend in Denver is gay.” I eyed Chris as if he said a seemingly weird thing.
“Lots of my friends are gay,” I said motioning to the dancing crowd of hot half naked guys.
“They say best friends make great lovers,” Julie chimed in.
“OK Julie, I know you still want me but I’m into bats and all you have is an open mitt. I’m sorry but I can’t sink my balls into that.” Julie laughed and so did Chris seemingly lightening up.
Drinks were served and Chris and I danced a few rounds in between our shots and other random drinks. As time progressed forward Chris became looser and his eyes began to widen with fun. He was actually grinding against me now with a lot of sexual frustration. He would occasionally look over at Julie who was dancing with some other chick. I watched briefly as Julie kissed the girl she was dancing with. Chris and I both peered into each other’s eyes at that moment. I dove in and so did he.
Our lips were smashed together; his tongue was in my mouth as I rubbed his ass and then shoved my hand down his pants to grab his huge hard cock. Chris pulled back from the kiss and smiled.
“This is actually great,” he said not realizing that I knew what he meant. For his first time with a guy, he liked it. The night was still young for his ass.
I looked over at Julie and nodded as she left out of site and prepared a private back room for Chris and me. I had reservations for a private room in advance and I didn’t want my reserved voucher to expire before I used it.
I grabbed at Chris’ pants and led him with a smile.
“Where are we going,” he asked with a huge goofy smile.
“Julie is waiting in the back for us. I think she has something kinky planned.”
“This is fine,” said Chris as he stopped and kissed me suddenly realizing what my plans were.
“Well I think Julie wants to put on some sort of show too. She gets pretty freaky sometimes. Since you’re gay though it won’t bother you if she’s naked or anything, right?”
“No, of course that wouldn’t bother me,” Chris blurted out with some eager hope that he could get her. Chris looked at me with a slightly different look this time. He reached down and into my pants. He began to throttle my cock which was hard and threatening to leak pre cum.
“Can I tell you a secret,” Chris said as he leaned over and whispered into my ear.
“Tell me,” I said looking seriously.
“I never did anything gay before.”
“Why are you telling me this now,” I asked sternly, already knowing why but just playing along.
“Man please don’t get mad. I was hoping I could get with Julie but fuck,” he trailed off as he continued to rub my cock.
“But what Chris,” I asked in all seriousness now, hoping he would just spill the beans.
“This is fucking hot,” he said as he unzipped my pants and plopped my cock out right there on the dance floor. I laughed as I continued to lead him to the back room; he followed, horny as hell.
He was lying on the bed; a mixture of pink and red and blue lights shimmered in the room. His naked body was vulnerable to anything however this private room was exclusively for me tonight. Julie was the only other one in the room and I had asked her to strip down just to make the poor guy happy. She reluctantly did so. The door was locked and the show was about to begin.
I walked to the bed while Julie stood looking sexy, rubbing her clit while Chris watched. I moved onto where a slightly nervous Chris eyed me and then eyed Julie…his cock was throbbing. I quickly began to suck his cock; Chris writhed in pleasure.
“Oh my fucking God…”
His words trailed off as I stopped sucking for s few seconds.
“Don’t stop,” he said as he peered at me, sitting up slightly in case he needed to shove his cock in my wonderful feeling mouth by force or coercion. I resumed the blow job after shooting Julie a smile. Chris placed his hands on the back of my head and gently pushed down. I deep throated him much to his enjoyment.
“Your better than my girlfr…I mean better than anyone,” he said slipping up as I did a little trick with my tongue causing him to twist in extreme pleasure.
I continued to suck his cock until I thought he was going to cum but he stopped me suddenly.
“Fuck man…”
Chris sat up with a huge smile.
“I want you to fuck me,” he said just a little louder than a whisper.
“You ever been fucked before,” I asked but already knew the answer.
“No but I want you to. I’m into you man. I never thought it was this good with another dude but I’m convinced.”
“That was just a blow job,” I said with a smile.
“But I want you to feel good,” he said in his half drunken stupor.
“OK then, this might hurt a little bit so grab the lube on the table there.”
Chris picked the lube up and handed it to me as I reached for a condom and slipped it on. I lifted Chris’ legs up onto my shoulders while I gingerly applied lubrication to my dick. I stopped for a brief moment and pushed with one of my fingers into Chris’ ass a large amount of lube. He began to moan instantly; sitting up suddenly he kissed me with fierce passion. Julie eyed me with excitement and I repaid her look with my cock sliding into Chris’ ass.
He grabbed my legs and ass as I slowly put it in him.
“Oh God!” Chris stopped me for a bit but them he himself pulled me into him, my cock sliding deeper. He turned his head sideways and put his hands above his head as I thrust into his tight and hot hole. Leaning over he was ready as our mouths met and we kissed.
Thrusting in and out got quicker and quicker until after about 2 minutes I was pounding his ass so hard, Chris’ moans became intense. I knew he loved it though because more than once he put his hand on the back of my ass and forced me harder inside of him. His face was lit up with a huge smile as fresh sweat appeared on my hard chest and abs. He ran his hands across my hard stomach as I pumped inside of him. He did a really quick maneuver and before I knew it, I was lying down and he was on top of me riding like I was his bike.
“This is hot, I wish I had my camera,” mused Julie as she continued to rub herself.
“This is more than great,” Chris said with much sexual tension. He began to jerk himself off; already harder than hell, Chris’ dick was slapping on my stomach when it wasn’t in his hand.
I knew I was about to blow my load if he didn’t stop but I didn’t want to stop Chris because he seemed to be enjoying it so much for his first time. I felt the surge in cum well up inside of me as my balls began to tingle; Chris’ hot body went up and down on me quicker as if he knew that I was about to cum. He did the final touch of rubbing my stomach and then leaning over to kiss me and then I let my cum loose. I erupted while fucking Chris; holding onto his ass tightly not wanting my cock to slide out of his ass.
I don’t think he knew that I came or maybe he did but he kept going up and down on top of me, not letting me get away which caused me to writhe in so much pleasure since I just came. It was about 30 seconds later and he was jerking his cock really hard when he came. His cum splattered far; all over my chest and even in my hair a little bit. He laid over on me quickly breathing heavily and hugging me. After about 10 seconds of breathing heavily, he lifted his head up with one huge smile.
“April fools,” he said as I just laid there puzzled. I then looked at Julie who had this huge smile on her face which turned into a huge laughing fit. Chris got off still breathing hard but chuckling a bit too.
“Hold on a second, what the fuck is going on here,” I demanded as I slowly got up.
“It’s April Fool’s day Rob, Chris really IS gay…oh by the way, he is also an actor, and a damn good one at that!”
“What…”
Chris laughed and patted my ass.
“No man, the sex wasn’t acting, I actually loved that. I was pretending to be straight to make it look like I wanted Julie. You thought that I was all nervous,” he said as he laughed giving Julie a high five.
“I’m sorry man, Julie wanted to prank you, it was all her idea, I just went along with it. The sex was amazing however and I DO actually like you…a lot.”
I turned and looked at Julie and shook my head.
“All this because I never fucked you before I supposedly went gay,” I asked and then managed to break into a laugh too.
“I told you I would be creative about my payback,” Julie proudly announced.
“Well this was certainly creative, I’ll give you that.”
We all three of us got dressed and ordered a few more drinks that were sent to the back room for us. It turns out Chris was actually a pretty cool guy. He wasn’t straight nor did he want Julie…that was a huge relief. He was an aspiring actor who didn’t quite make it big and so he went to work in the Camel industry with some help from his family who were to no surprise to me, also in the company. There was one great bit of information also about Chris: he didn’t smoke. He didn’t have any exotic piercings but his ass really did feel as if it was still virgin territory.
I sat at my cubicle daydreaming about the insane night before. Chris was next to me in the cubicle typing away at the computer he was on. There was a circling email around the office that Rob and I had a thing going on and I didn’t think it was anybodies business but I got a few high fives from some and some dirty looks from others. It wasn’t until Henry got into work that things really got bad.
“What in the hell is this rumor I hear about the two of you fucking in some exotic dance club,” screamed Henry at nearly the top of his lungs. I stood up defensive as ever.
“I really don’t think it’s any of your business what the fuck I do when I’m not working here Henry,” I said getting in his face.
“Oh yeah, well when your fucking my Nephew, it BECOMES my business!”
I looked over at Chris who was silently watching us fight.
It all smacked me square in the face at that moment.
Oh fuck…Chris DOES have family in the business…
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Their bodies are usually riddled with tattoos and at least one place on them is pierced with something exotic. I usually wind up meeting them at the club or some gay and lesbian brunchery; in comes the guy with a smoke in his hand; he has small facial stubble that is usually just a bit thicker than a 5 o’clock shadow. We chat for a while, dance, just whatever and then we hook up and fuck each other’s brains out. The scene at the end is what I don’t like the most where he is finished with me and quietly puts his cloths back on and then leaves…never to see me again. Even if we did meet again, I’m yesterday’s news even if I am pretty good looking.
As a 25 year old I still have the same youthful look as when I was 18. My body which I keep well in shape is cut like a diamond. My jaw line is what I like the most; perfectly shaped in a way that meets my short dark brown sideburns. My hair on top of my head is kept short, never really did like really long hair. I wouldn’t change my eyes either; slightly blue with some strange light green flecks in there too. I hit the gym about twice a week where my body keeps its firm tone. Hey, I’m no muscle stud or anything..
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As I said before, I have absolutely nothing against the guys that smoke and are all pierced so much they nearly resemble a pin cushion…it’s just that I’m trying to meet up with some slightly different kinds of guys for a change. Am I really ready to end my party life and grow up already? God I hope not!
Anyways, my name is Robert Kaids and I must be the only guy on earth who has absolute disdain for smoking. It is of course the single largest oxymoron in history that I happen to work for the major Cigarette Company “Camel” but the pay is great and I also get to learn just why exactly I DO NOT smoke in the first place. There is just something about working here for 4 and a half years that kind of lets you know that these things are packaged with your death certificate nearly printed just under the Surgeon General’s warning.
“Robert,” came the gruff voice of my boss Henry Griff with a stern and slightly annoyed overtone.
“Oh umm, yes sir,” I managed to squeak out while being brought back to reality from my day dream.
“Run this down to Julie in accounting, she’s the one suppose to handle this, not me.”
I stood abruptly and nodded my head quickly. Grabbing the thick packet of financial papers, I strode briskly towards the elevator. I took a quick peek out of the darkened upper office window before the elevator opened and saw a rather pleasant looking crowd of angry protesters. On any given day of the year, had I NOT been employed here, I’d probably join them in a heartbeat. God only knows…maybe a couple of them are gay and might want to try me on for size. Keep dreaming Rob…
When I was in High School, I came out to the world. After being kicked out of the football team (it was a unanimous vote…so much for righteous democracy!) I quickly acquired the cute little nickname “AIDS Kaids” simply because I came out.
Surprisingly enough, my girlfriend in High School was supportive of my decisions and we became best friends. She was of course a little bit mad at me because I hadn’t fucked her BEFORE I switched teams…she didn’t know that I had always been on the same team. But that’s why I love Julie Baker; loyal to the end even if I don’t nail her in the end. She claims that she was going to get back at me in some really creative way but I doubt she has it in her to pull something off that wouldn’t surprise me.
The ride down 15 stories seemed to take forever but the doors opened suddenly to reveal the ground floor. As I stepped out and the door closed behind me, there in front of me was none other than my friend Julie. The look on her face as well as the overly annoyed posture of her body was priceless; I wish I had a video recorder or webcam.
“I know Rob, Satan’s baby demands that I fill all of this out even though he went over the projected budget!” I smiled in this kind of smile that I know always got her hot and bothered, but when she’s mad it just makes her blush, while handing over the papers.
“Easy now Julie, don’t let him hear you or he might fire you again.” Julie tossed her head back and let out a loud sarcastic “HA!”
“Henry couldn’t manage to fire me the first time without daddy getting in his face. I suppose it does help that my dad is HIS boss too.”
“I think it helps that both or our dads work here. I mean, can you believe it, in 2 months it will be 29 years that my dad started working here!”
“Oh I can believe it. He can make a coal train blush from sheer shame.” I laughed only a little bit because I knew the condition of my dad’s lungs and how messed up they were from all those years of smoking.
“I’ll chat with you later Julie,” I said as I leaned in and gave her our daily best friend smooch. She got that look on her face again.
“One day Rob…I’m going to take you to a biker bar and let some mean biker lady rape you while I watch.” I laughed hard from that one.
“I’ll be sure to avoid biker bars,” I said with that same smile that she hated but also loved.
I was turning around to push the button on the elevator when the metallic doors opened and there stood our newest employee. Christopher Michaels. He stood about 5 foot 11 and a half and looked like he weighed less than 185 pounds with visible nice abs just under his tight business shirt. His hair was short and blond; slightly spiky on the top and if you walked around him you could see it shine from the different angles of the light. I was instantly attentive to his gorgeous emerald colored eyes that seemingly screamed “oh please fuck me now”.
I walked in with confidence while Christopher extended his hand; gladly taking in my open hand I shook it with a huge and seemingly professional smile.
“Chris Michaels,” he said with a firm and manly smile.
“Robert Kaids,” I said right back at him with a huge excited smile. I couldn’t help it but I checked out his crotch which had a huge bulge in it but not in enough time to look away without being noticed.
Christopher’s face turned slightly pale for a brief second as he eyed the lights nervously on the elevator showing which floor we were on.
“Which floor you stationed at,” I asked in a friendly tone hoping to ease the tension a bit.
“That would be the 15th floor…cubicle 12,” he said quickly getting out a small slip of paper confirming this all at the same time that I snapped to the realization that my cubicle was the 11th.
“It looks like we are going to be neighbors,” I said as the door lurched open. Christopher grabbed a box on the floor next to his feet which was filled with his personal content and smiled as we both walked into 15th floor together. I quickly walked ahead of him to partially show the way. I quickly slipped into my cubicle and peered over into his.
“If you need anything just let me know,” I remarked but then suddenly realized how badly I sounded like an attention starved puppy.
Sitting down in my chair, feeling slightly embarrassed by what I said I grabbed at a nearby pen and fiddled with it nervously.
“Actually I do need some help with something,” Christopher said in a slightly louder voice than a whisper as he poked his head over the low cubicle. I was instantly tuned into his smiling excited face which caught me off guard.
“Do you know of any good bars in the area,” he said with an even larger smirk on his gorgeous face.
“I know I’ll be stressed out by the end of the day so I thought I’d ask someone local.”
I smiled and tilted my head in thought.
“You’re not from around here,” I asked with much interest.
“Nope, I was shipped here today from one of the lower management offices. They told me I had earned the privilege to move to corporate so here I am.”
I laughed a little bit, trying to think of some of the few straight bars I actually have been to.
“Well there’s a good bar called Carltin’s just a few blocks down from here.” Christopher shook his head as if he was expecting more results.
“And there’s always Lolita’s Pita’s, it’s an exotic bar and grill. Girls come out and dance, it’s pretty great I hear.”
“Well,” Christopher said with a bigger smile than before.
“Where do you usually go to,” he asked suddenly paying full attention to me.
“Where do…me? Oh I just go wherever. They all get you the same results don’t they,” I said nervously, thinking for some reason that maybe I was obviously gay as if it might have been printed across my forehead or something.
“Listen,” Christopher said looking around making sure no one was listening and making sure that no one was around.
“Your friend Julie told me your gay and I was just wondering where you went to.”
I turned my head sort of embarrassed even more so than before.
“She really just threw that at you on your first day of work huh?”
“She did…”
“So are you gay then?”
Christopher laughed a little and kind of shrugged.
“What kind of answer is that?”
“You’ll have to find out I guess,” he said as he ducked back into his cubicle as a raging smile passed over my face. My heart started pounding.
“Shizzle…”
“Is that the name of the bar,” inquired Christopher as his head reappeared at the top of the cubicle.
“Yeah, well it’s more of a night club. It can get pretty wild there.”
“I happen to like wild.”
I smiled up at Christopher as he nibbled his bottom lip and then dropped back down to unpack his box full of stuff.
The hours passed by and it was already time to quit. I made arrangements to pick up Christopher at his motel after we both had time to shower. He didn’t have an apartment yet because he got his new job at corporate in such short notice. He was suppose to have a really nice suite all furnished at the Morgan’s Inn but it was undergoing renovation much to his dismay. When I got to his motel he was waiting outside with a very familiar face: Julie. The front door opened and in sprang Christopher and Julie opened up the back and gave me some worried look in the mirror as I eyed her.
“So, I thought Julie could come along with us to Shizzle. She said you two go there sometimes to check out guys.”
“Well yes we do but that’s when I don’t have someone with me,” I said dropping a hint but I became suddenly confused by Christopher’s intentions asking me to go to a gay bar yet having Julie come along. Julie put on her best fake and yet worried smile.
“Oh I’ll just come along for some moral support. I won’t get in the way, promise.”
“No, just hang with us, it’s OK,” said Christopher as he looked back at Julie and smiled as both Julie and I realized at the same time why Chris wanted Julie to stick around. His eyes darted up and down Julie with a lot of interest.
“So Chris,” I asked slowly, trying to play it off as if all was well.
“You ready to get fucked tonight,” I asked as I looked over at Chris and then over at Julie who caught onto what I was playing at almost instantly.
“Oh, well we just met and I didn’t bring any condoms or anything.”
“Oh that’s OK, I brought some on my bag,” said Julie as she pulled out a small arsenal…I had a silent laugh on the inside.
“Well I mean…I’ll have to see how I feel once I get there,” said Christopher while looking at Julie who adjusted her tits while giving Christopher the most sexual look ever. Chris grabbed his crotch involuntarily and then as he caught me looking at him he laughed a little.
“Wow, someone’s overly excited to see all those boys dancing I see,” I said as I reached over with my free hand and grabbed his crotch, total confidence, no fear. Chris shivered in this weird nervous way as if he was putting on a good impersonation of a gay guy even though I know he arranged this to get down Julie’s pants…I had other plans.
Julie popped one of her boobs out as Chris nearly reached out to touch it I turned around pretending not to know what she was doing.
“Julie, what are you doing!”
“Nothing Rob…I was just,” she said trailing off.
I pulled the car over to the side of the road and looked at Chris who was suddenly looking very worried. Julie winked at me quickly while Chris was frozen in fear. My hand which I used to steer the car to the side of the road was now on Chris’ shoulder while I engaged in a fake heated argument with Julie.
“Are you trying to steal my guy for the night again Julie,” I asked as Chris’ cock began to get visibly hard under his tight black pants.
“No I wouldn’t do that to my best friend! I was just checking to see if Chris was really gay, that’s all!”
“Well of course he’s not gay Julie, he asked me to come with him. Clearly you remember the last guy that tried to get with you while pretending to be gay.”
“Yeah I do, what exactly happened to him,” Julie asked as if this was a true story.
“Well…I made sure he lost his Job, that’s what happened,” I said smiling at Chris.
“Your gay of course, we both know that, why else would your cock be so hard right now?”
Chris laughed nervously as he noticed for the first time that his cock was raging hard.
“Of course I’m gay,” he said as he eyed Julie with some sort of fading hope and then back at me.
“I fuck guys all the time.”
“I hope so, because my dad Frank Kaids can’t stand when I start bitching about guys that screw me over.”
“Frank is your dad,” asked Chris, knowing that Frank was one of the bigger bosses at the office.
“Yeah but he’s cool with the fact that I’m gay.”
“That’s good…”
Chris was looking really nervous now. OK…time to apply some levity.
I started driving again.
“So what kind of things you into Chris,” I asked while glancing at Chris. Julie chimed in with something I didn’t expect.
“I wanna watch you two fuck,” she said just blurting it out there, even surprising me. I nearly applied the break but I didn’t knowing this must be a part of her plan…very nice Julie!
“Julie I don’t think that would be good, I like a little privacy,” I said as I gave her a quick wink to let her know I was on the same page as her.
“I just think it’s so hot though, I love watching guys fuck,” she said as she gave Chris a quick smile, Chris returned a quick and faint smile that I pretended not to see.
“OK, well just tonight Julie, you really need to find a boyfriend or something.”
We had arrived at Shizzle and finally got into the club. It was actually a more mellow night but still enough hot bodies out on the floor to get you excited. The music was thumping and both Chris and I were pulling in the looks. I had to admit, for a guy pretending to be gay like Chris, he sure knew how to dress with some style!
I grabbed Chris around the waist and began to grind with him and he half heartedly and also nervously danced with me. I could feel his cock in his pants getting hard as I leaned into Chris and whispered.
“See I knew you were gay.”
Julie smiled and ran off to get some drinks. I motioned that we should go join her, Chris followed closely while all of the hungry eyes nearby gobbled him up. The bartender looked Chris up and down.
“Mmm, boy, are you new around here,” ask Johnny who was the current bartender, all smiles.
“Yeah…I just came with Rob,” he said as Johnny looked at me.
“Don’t break him in half like the last one sweetie,” Johnny said to me, obviously Julie had tipped him off and he was swinging the bat in my favor.
“I’ll be gentle with him, he’s so new to all this.”
“Well not that new,” quickly chimed in Chris.
“My best friend in Denver is gay.” I eyed Chris as if he said a seemingly weird thing.
“Lots of my friends are gay,” I said motioning to the dancing crowd of hot half naked guys.
“They say best friends make great lovers,” Julie chimed in.
“OK Julie, I know you still want me but I’m into bats and all you have is an open mitt. I’m sorry but I can’t sink my balls into that.” Julie laughed and so did Chris seemingly lightening up.
Drinks were served and Chris and I danced a few rounds in between our shots and other random drinks. As time progressed forward Chris became looser and his eyes began to widen with fun. He was actually grinding against me now with a lot of sexual frustration. He would occasionally look over at Julie who was dancing with some other chick. I watched briefly as Julie kissed the girl she was dancing with. Chris and I both peered into each other’s eyes at that moment. I dove in and so did he.
Our lips were smashed together; his tongue was in my mouth as I rubbed his ass and then shoved my hand down his pants to grab his huge hard cock. Chris pulled back from the kiss and smiled.
“This is actually great,” he said not realizing that I knew what he meant. For his first time with a guy, he liked it. The night was still young for his ass.
I looked over at Julie and nodded as she left out of site and prepared a private back room for Chris and me. I had reservations for a private room in advance and I didn’t want my reserved voucher to expire before I used it.
I grabbed at Chris’ pants and led him with a smile.
“Where are we going,” he asked with a huge goofy smile.
“Julie is waiting in the back for us. I think she has something kinky planned.”
“This is fine,” said Chris as he stopped and kissed me suddenly realizing what my plans were.
“Well I think Julie wants to put on some sort of show too. She gets pretty freaky sometimes. Since you’re gay though it won’t bother you if she’s naked or anything, right?”
“No, of course that wouldn’t bother me,” Chris blurted out with some eager hope that he could get her. Chris looked at me with a slightly different look this time. He reached down and into my pants. He began to throttle my cock which was hard and threatening to leak pre cum.
“Can I tell you a secret,” Chris said as he leaned over and whispered into my ear.
“Tell me,” I said looking seriously.
“I never did anything gay before.”
“Why are you telling me this now,” I asked sternly, already knowing why but just playing along.
“Man please don’t get mad. I was hoping I could get with Julie but fuck,” he trailed off as he continued to rub my cock.
“But what Chris,” I asked in all seriousness now, hoping he would just spill the beans.
“This is fucking hot,” he said as he unzipped my pants and plopped my cock out right there on the dance floor. I laughed as I continued to lead him to the back room; he followed, horny as hell.
He was lying on the bed; a mixture of pink and red and blue lights shimmered in the room. His naked body was vulnerable to anything however this private room was exclusively for me tonight. Julie was the only other one in the room and I had asked her to strip down just to make the poor guy happy. She reluctantly did so. The door was locked and the show was about to begin.
I walked to the bed while Julie stood looking sexy, rubbing her clit while Chris watched. I moved onto where a slightly nervous Chris eyed me and then eyed Julie…his cock was throbbing. I quickly began to suck his cock; Chris writhed in pleasure.
“Oh my fucking God…”
His words trailed off as I stopped sucking for s few seconds.
“Don’t stop,” he said as he peered at me, sitting up slightly in case he needed to shove his cock in my wonderful feeling mouth by force or coercion. I resumed the blow job after shooting Julie a smile. Chris placed his hands on the back of my head and gently pushed down. I deep throated him much to his enjoyment.
“Your better than my girlfr…I mean better than anyone,” he said slipping up as I did a little trick with my tongue causing him to twist in extreme pleasure.
I continued to suck his cock until I thought he was going to cum but he stopped me suddenly.
“Fuck man…”
Chris sat up with a huge smile.
“I want you to fuck me,” he said just a little louder than a whisper.
“You ever been fucked before,” I asked but already knew the answer.
“No but I want you to. I’m into you man. I never thought it was this good with another dude but I’m convinced.”
“That was just a blow job,” I said with a smile.
“But I want you to feel good,” he said in his half drunken stupor.
“OK then, this might hurt a little bit so grab the lube on the table there.”
Chris picked the lube up and handed it to me as I reached for a condom and slipped it on. I lifted Chris’ legs up onto my shoulders while I gingerly applied lubrication to my dick. I stopped for a brief moment and pushed with one of my fingers into Chris’ ass a large amount of lube. He began to moan instantly; sitting up suddenly he kissed me with fierce passion. Julie eyed me with excitement and I repaid her look with my cock sliding into Chris’ ass.
He grabbed my legs and ass as I slowly put it in him.
“Oh God!” Chris stopped me for a bit but them he himself pulled me into him, my cock sliding deeper. He turned his head sideways and put his hands above his head as I thrust into his tight and hot hole. Leaning over he was ready as our mouths met and we kissed.
Thrusting in and out got quicker and quicker until after about 2 minutes I was pounding his ass so hard, Chris’ moans became intense. I knew he loved it though because more than once he put his hand on the back of my ass and forced me harder inside of him. His face was lit up with a huge smile as fresh sweat appeared on my hard chest and abs. He ran his hands across my hard stomach as I pumped inside of him. He did a really quick maneuver and before I knew it, I was lying down and he was on top of me riding like I was his bike.
“This is hot, I wish I had my camera,” mused Julie as she continued to rub herself.
“This is more than great,” Chris said with much sexual tension. He began to jerk himself off; already harder than hell, Chris’ dick was slapping on my stomach when it wasn’t in his hand.
I knew I was about to blow my load if he didn’t stop but I didn’t want to stop Chris because he seemed to be enjoying it so much for his first time. I felt the surge in cum well up inside of me as my balls began to tingle; Chris’ hot body went up and down on me quicker as if he knew that I was about to cum. He did the final touch of rubbing my stomach and then leaning over to kiss me and then I let my cum loose. I erupted while fucking Chris; holding onto his ass tightly not wanting my cock to slide out of his ass.
I don’t think he knew that I came or maybe he did but he kept going up and down on top of me, not letting me get away which caused me to writhe in so much pleasure since I just came. It was about 30 seconds later and he was jerking his cock really hard when he came. His cum splattered far; all over my chest and even in my hair a little bit. He laid over on me quickly breathing heavily and hugging me. After about 10 seconds of breathing heavily, he lifted his head up with one huge smile.
“April fools,” he said as I just laid there puzzled. I then looked at Julie who had this huge smile on her face which turned into a huge laughing fit. Chris got off still breathing hard but chuckling a bit too.
“Hold on a second, what the fuck is going on here,” I demanded as I slowly got up.
“It’s April Fool’s day Rob, Chris really IS gay…oh by the way, he is also an actor, and a damn good one at that!”
“What…”
Chris laughed and patted my ass.
“No man, the sex wasn’t acting, I actually loved that. I was pretending to be straight to make it look like I wanted Julie. You thought that I was all nervous,” he said as he laughed giving Julie a high five.
“I’m sorry man, Julie wanted to prank you, it was all her idea, I just went along with it. The sex was amazing however and I DO actually like you…a lot.”
I turned and looked at Julie and shook my head.
“All this because I never fucked you before I supposedly went gay,” I asked and then managed to break into a laugh too.
“I told you I would be creative about my payback,” Julie proudly announced.
“Well this was certainly creative, I’ll give you that.”
We all three of us got dressed and ordered a few more drinks that were sent to the back room for us. It turns out Chris was actually a pretty cool guy. He wasn’t straight nor did he want Julie…that was a huge relief. He was an aspiring actor who didn’t quite make it big and so he went to work in the Camel industry with some help from his family who were to no surprise to me, also in the company. There was one great bit of information also about Chris: he didn’t smoke. He didn’t have any exotic piercings but his ass really did feel as if it was still virgin territory.
I sat at my cubicle daydreaming about the insane night before. Chris was next to me in the cubicle typing away at the computer he was on. There was a circling email around the office that Rob and I had a thing going on and I didn’t think it was anybodies business but I got a few high fives from some and some dirty looks from others. It wasn’t until Henry got into work that things really got bad.
“What in the hell is this rumor I hear about the two of you fucking in some exotic dance club,” screamed Henry at nearly the top of his lungs. I stood up defensive as ever.
“I really don’t think it’s any of your business what the fuck I do when I’m not working here Henry,” I said getting in his face.
“Oh yeah, well when your fucking my Nephew, it BECOMES my business!”
I looked over at Chris who was silently watching us fight.
It all smacked me square in the face at that moment.
Oh fuck…Chris DOES have family in the business…
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