santa's slay, bring the gifts

[fabulouslyghetto]

as we approach nuclear war that will awaken the zombies people who have delectable cakes are at an unfair disadvantage. possession of an ass that just won't quit will make you a target for the undead. i walked past the mirror and caught a glimpse of my own bootay and i wanted to start eating mysef. once the zombies see those firm round Little Debbies their hunger for human flesh will peak and they'll get a boost of whatever the zombie equivalent of adrenaline is. maybe it is adrenaline, i dunno how that works i'm not a necrobiologist. but i do know that people who have great asses should be protected.

 

[cityboy-stl]

You're high, aren't you?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You're high, aren't you?

I don't see what that has to do with pubic ass safety.

 

[LilBit]

As the owner of the finest booty in Fagstaff, I'm suddenly feeling very nervous.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

As the owner of the third finest booty in Fagstaff, I'm suddenly feeling very nervous.

Typo sis, I corrected it for you because that's what sisters are for. The first being my left cheek and the second being my right.

 

[LilBit]

Typo sis, I corrected it for you because that's what sisters are for. The first being my left cheek and the second being my right.

Oh, you [removed: offensive gender slang]! I oughtta [removed: violence] you right in your [removed: improbable anatomy]!

 

[Kienny]

Perhaps engulfing your petite cakes in a nice mirror glaze will confuse the zombies into eating themselves?