Saw a cool bumper sticker today

[Christopher123]

Somebody (couldn't tell if it was a male or a female) in an SUV in front of me had a bumper sticker that said: Not Straight, Not Narrow.

I thought that was pretty neat and wanted to share

The other sticker on the other side said Hate Is Not a Family Value.

Amen.

 

[gotdimples77]

Mini van, Mega fun!!

 

[mac_twck]

Mine says, "Save a Horse.....Ride a Cowboy"

 

[hunky]

Good ones!

 

[RationalLunacy]

My all time favorite:

"I

my wife."

 

[Christopher123]

LOL, those are great.

 

[Pegasus69]

On the same car I saw these two:

Girlie Girl racing
and then - I have a big ol' black booty and I know you are jealous!

I have also seen:
If it is called tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
So many Christians, so few Lions
Do not mess with Dragons, for you are small and are nothing but a crunchy snack!

 

[slobone]

Caution: I Speed Up

 

[CO Bob]

1. Sorry, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look anyway!
2. We don't skinny dip, we chunky dunk!
3. Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
4. A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn, that was fun!"
5. For a small town, this one sure has alot of assholes!
6. Trust Jesus, but lock your car.
7. Next time, wave all of your fingers at me.
8. Retired, goodbye crap, hello nap!
9. You all laugh at me cause I'm different. I laugh at you cause you're all the same.
10. Guns don't kill people, drivers on cell phones do!

ok, enough!

 

[douseiai]

mine says "Carpe Noctum"
i will be getting one that says "when Cthulu calls he calls 1-800-collect"
theres this awesome shop out here that has all kionds of awesome and geeky bumper stickers that i will get eventually

 

[cockman1701]

"Eat Beans America Needs The Gas", an oldie but a goody.

 

[slobone]

Caution: I Speed Up

WTF happened? Must have pushed the wrong button or something.

Should have said:

Caution: I Speed Up to
Run Over Small Animals

 

[tonyboy]

Somewhere in texas there's a village missing an idiot.

No, Lyndon Johnson is not missing from Texas, he is just not alive there any longer. I think his grave is still there.