Sing me a lullaby

[Alistair]

I can’t fall asleep

I’ve had an ambien and 3 melatonin gummies and read for an hour. Still no sleep.

Can someone bring me a hot toddy and sing me a lullaby while spooning me?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I dare you bitches to try it

here's your lullaby boo, Fabby loves you, did extra vocal warmups just for you

 

[NotHardUp1]

Looks like no one was awake.

Hope you fell off before too long.

 

[Thad1527]

A study called, "Lullaby, my eye" proved that babies do not care what is being sung to them, as long as the tone is gentle.

So, to the tune of "Frere Jacques":

Beating babies
With a blackjack
Is such fun
Is such fun
How I love to beat them
How I love to thrash them
Yum yum yum
Yum yum yum

Sweet dreams.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

A study called, "Lullaby, my eye" proved that babies do not care what is being sung to them, as long as the tone is gentle.

So, to the tune of "Frere Jacques":

Beating babies
With a blackjack
Is such fun
Is such fun
How I love to beat them
How I love to thrash them
Yum yum yum
Yum yum yum

Sweet dreams.

That's deliciously dark, and youre the last person I'd ever think would post some shit like this.

 

[Thad1527]

For the record, I do not own a blackjack.

 

[Peloso]

A study called, "Lullaby, my eye" proved that babies do not care what is being sung to them, as long as the tone is gentle.

So, to the tune of "Frere Jacques":

Beating babies
With a blackjack
Is such fun
Is such fun
How I love to beat them
How I love to thrash them
Yum yum yum
Yum yum yum

Sweet dreams.

I almost fell asleep reading that.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I almost fell asleep reading that.

That's cuz I spiked your mimosa with Patrón

 

[Peloso]

That's cuz I spiked your mimosa with Patrón

No wonder I woke up in a ditch.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No wonder I woke up in a ditch.

*minus one kidney

I needed money for a new Berkin

 

[Alistair]

No wonder I woke up in a ditch.

It’s better than waking up in a bitch

 

[rareboy]

Sorry I am late...

 

[Natello4]

Sorry I am late...

This is just.. MUAH! Mersi.

 

[Natello4]

 

[gsdx]

From the talented hand of James Horner: Casper's Lullaby

 

[LilBit]

It’s better than waking up in a bitch

Well, that was totally uncalled for!