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Sleazy/ Creepy Pick-up Lines and Techniques

sparky95

sparky95

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What are the sleazyest pick-ups lines that you have ever had applied to you? Not sleazy in a good way either! For me it is when some guy tells you that he can unlock your" inner sensuality" and starts giving you neck massages when you have met him five minutes ago at a party......:help: :eek:
 
For me the most annoying and sleazy is when someone (very drunk) insists on telling me how beautiful I am every few minutes, even going so far as to interrupt conversations. For a while this woman would follow me around the bar every time I went out. I didn't even know her.
 
"Excuse me, I've lost my mobile phone number - can I have yours?" sheesh.
 
DutchECK said:
Sure, Sweden, why not... :p
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So, is it my place, or yours...


igloo_1.jpg
 
Sweden is neither, I'd say.

And I do not live in an igloo. And it can't be yours: no Burberry tartan.

Always wanted to go to Newport, so...
 
Drunk Troll: There appears to be something wrong with your legs.

Me: Excuse me?

Drunk Troll: Yeah, my head isn't between them.

Me: I'm sorry when was the last time you actually saw your dick?

Drunk Troll: Hateful bitch.

Me: Whatever helps you sleep better, and it won't be with me.

:grrr:
 
I am seriously tired of being asked "Do the carpets match the curtains?"
 
"When are you and your girlfriend going to have sex so we can tell if you're straight or not?"

That was followed up by an offer to "mentor" me, if you get my drift.
 
Just recently i was in a park and this guy sat next to me, took out his penis, pulled back his foreskin and smiled at me.

Some pick up lines dont need any words.
 
Drunk guy: "I LUV that shirt you're wearing, but it would look better
crumpled up on the floor by my bed." :rolleyes:

Me: "Glad you like it....Shame you can't afford it."


Joshy
 
Someone actually used this one on me last week while flirting in the gym hottub....

"your last name must be Campbells, 'cause you're mm, mm, good!"

Didn't know whether I wanted to puke or fuck the pickup lines outta him rigtht then and there. :-)
 
Heres one someone said to me that I will NEVER forget:

"Nice shoes. Wanna have sex?"

#-o


A tranny came up to me in a bar and said in my ear (in a very deep voice) "My hole is tighter than a prom night virgin pussy"!
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:bartshock
 
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