So, next week

[winterknight]

I have the whole of next week off work.

And for the first time in living memory, I actually have a Plan.

Shocked yet?

 

[Nonimus]

Does it involve stalking?

 

[winterknight]

No.

To tell you the truth, it mostly involves christmas shopping.

But not here... in Norwich and London and possibly Colchester too.

Though not all on the same day.

And I may ... shock horror ... actually go out one evening.

and I've got a do to go to on Tuesday lunchtime.

So it's a pretty full week.

 

[Nonimus]

so this guy you're stalking lives in Colchester but works in London I take it

 

[winterknight]

You keep telling yourself that, Noni.

Besides... what makes you think I'm not stalking YOU, and only told you that to throw you off the scent?

*checks train times to Newport...*

 

[Nonimus]

I'm sorry hun, but with the absence of both money and booze I have to make my own fun

 

[winterknight]

*makes mental note to buy Noni a pint should we ever meet*

 

[Nonimus]

or 5.......

 

[winterknight]

How about I buy you a 12-pack of Stella and we call it quits?

Of course I'll need your address so I know where to send it...

 

[Nonimus]

How about I buy you a 12-pack of Stella and we call it quits?

Of course I'll need your address so I know where to send it...

STALKER!!!!

Newport Police Station, I'm bound to end up there at some point over the weekend.

 

[winterknight]

You know, if you just put the cars back where you find them, you wouldn't have half this trouble.

 

[Nonimus]

I try too - I really do, it just never ends up that way.

 

[winterknight]

The solution: only go TWOCing in cars with satnav.

 

[Nonimus]

t-w-o-c-k, 'ing'

WTF?

 

[trawler69]

What happened to cause this drastic plan of action? It's all good though. I hope you survive the crowds.

Going to a do? You are a braver man than me, I think up every excuse not to go, but if it all fails and I do go I enjoy myself as I'm sure you will.

And look you've brought Noni back to us

 

[winterknight]

Taking WithOut Consent. Aka "Joyriding"

I thought you would have known that, spending so much itme in police stations...

 

[Nonimus]

And look you've brought Noni back to us

Hate to flame Winter's thread like, but;

Awww!!!!

 

[winterknight]

I don't especially like crowds, but I can ignore them if I have to.

It's a matter of making yourself alone in your head. And I'm good at that.

 

[trawler69]

^ Don't call him Winter you'll get in trouble. I did! But he'll let you off as long as you are not nice to him.

 

[winterknight]

"Winter" I can cope with, trawler.

It's people inserting gratuitous "S"s that I have trouble with.


(Waits for Noni to make a post calling me Swsisnstsesrsksnsisgshsts)