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Some Random Facts To Start Your Day!

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Heres a dose of Random

(!) Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

(!) All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

(!) No word in the English language rhymes with month.

(!) A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened

(!) Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
 
(Courtesy of Dave Allen)

A man was being interview for a new job.

Interviewer: "What's your last name?"

Man: "Smiff."

Interviewer: "I beg your pardon?"

Man: "Smiff!"

Interviewer: "Could you spell that, please?"

Man: "S-M-I-T-H. Smiff."

Interviewer: "It's not 'Smiff', it's 'Smith'. 'Smithhhhhh-a'! Now, your first name, please?"

Man: "Ahffa."

Interviewer: "Could you spell that, please?"

Man: "A-R-T-H-U-R. Ahffa. Ahffa Smiff."

Interviewer: "It's 'Arthur Smith'. How old are you?"

Man: "Firty-free."

Interviewer: "I'm sorry?"

Man: "Firty-free! Firty-free!"

Interviewer: "How do you spell that."

Man: "Ya don't spell it! It's a bleedin' numbah!"
 
Red is a color that psychologically induces hunger. Most all fast food companies have the color red in them.

Yellow is a color that represents thought and logic, and is said to induce it. I've been told thats why pencils and school buses are yellow.

Owls are also known as scholars. A symbol and pet of Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom was an owl.

I have tons more of these I just need the attention span to post more and right now I dont have it.
 
(Courtesy of Dave Allen)

A man was being interview for a new job.

Interviewer: "What's your last name?"

Man: "Smiff."

Interviewer: "I beg your pardon?"

Man: "Smiff!"

Interviewer: "Could you spell that, please?"

Man: "S-M-I-T-H. Smiff."

Interviewer: "It's not 'Smiff', it's 'Smith'. 'Smithhhhhh-a'! Now, your first name, please?"

Man: "Ahffa."

Interviewer: "Could you spell that, please?"

Man: "A-R-T-H-U-R. Ahffa. Ahffa Smiff."

Interviewer: "It's 'Arthur Smith'. How old are you?"

Man: "Firty-free."

Interviewer: "I'm sorry?"

Man: "Firty-free! Firty-free!"

Interviewer: "How do you spell that."

Man: "Ya don't spell it! It's a bleedin' numbah!"

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The funny part of this is that there are people here in the Caribbean that speak like that!!!
For those of you who are familiar with the Commonwealth of Dominica or who know people from there know what I'm talking about.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
The nearest relative of the hippopotamus is the common pig.

The ancient Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables.

Many scientists believe that birds evolved from reptiles. Both species lay eggs, and they both have egg teeth that serve only one purpose: to help the babies break the egg and enter the world. Egg teeth fall off within hours of birth.
The closest living relative of the hippo was previously thought to be the pig because of similarities in morphology (structure, functional forms) but new evidence suggests that whales and hippos are more closely related in molecular phylogeny (similar molecules, dna).

trained baboons to wait on tables?! awesome!

I think almost all scientists believe that birds evolved from reptiles, the biggest exception being those who practice ID (not actually a science, technically)
 
Elephants cannot jump, nor can they run. (They walk fast.)

Racoons are the only animal on earth which can run at top speed for over 1.6 km (1 mile).

Thor likes 'the yellow ones'.
 
At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces.

When the panda cub was born at the National Zoo someone in the local press described it as looking like a stick of butter. The name "Butterstick" caught on until the announcement of a naming contest. Not surprisingly, the Chinese government did not allow the name Butterstick to be one of the choices in the contest.:(
 
Abraham Lincoln's mother died when she drank the milk of a cow that grazed on poisonous snakeroot.

A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy.

"Northernguy" is just an anagram for "urgent - horny"
 
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost
immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional
pain relievers.

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to he drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with
mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong
Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in
1/2 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes,then apply it
as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore Throat?? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take
1 Tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with alka-seltzer. Just dissolve two
tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms.
Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost
instantly-even though the product was never been advertised for this
use.

Eliminate puffiness under your eyes.....All you need is a dab of
preparation H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The
hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling
instantly.

Honey remedy for Skin Blemishes......Cover the blemish with a dab of
honey and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the
skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus....Get rid of unsightly toenail
fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful
antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection....To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from
loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to
the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Coca-Cola cure for rust...Forget those expensive rust removers. Just
saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The
phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer....If menacing bees, wasps,
hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the
insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground
instantly.

Smart splinter remover.....just pour a drop of Elmers Glue-all over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter
sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure....Cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste
as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the
boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters.....To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few
drops of Listerine....a powerful antiseptic.

Heinz vinegar to heal bruises...Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and
apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and
speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few
drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well
to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas

Rainy day cure for dog odor....Next time your dog comes in from the
rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet,
instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites....All it takes is a few drops of wesson corn oil in
your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat
daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites,
and accelerates healing.

Vaseline cure for hairballs.....To prevent troublesome hairballs, apply
a dollop of vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will
lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass
easily through the digestive system.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix
2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the
microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your
hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

1. Coors beer conditions the hair

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!

10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12. Chigger bite - Preparation H

13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)

15. Stinky feet - Jello!

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch

17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)

19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!

20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray

22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby

23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on

25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice!

27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!

29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!

30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt.

32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.

33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener
and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent table ts, soak overnight!

35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!

36. Dirty grout - Listerine

37. Stains on clothes - Colgate

38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup

39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!

40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer
aspirin, or just use 7-up instead of water.

42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered
which is the freshest, so you "squeez e" for freshness or softness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red
Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping.
 
omg, so much useful stuff. thank you, ned nickerson! i'll have to save these somewhere.
 
Cure urinary tract infections with alka-seltzer. Just dissolve two
tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms.
Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost
instantly-even though the product was never been advertised for this
use.

Nothing in the ingredient list strikes me as something that would do anything to a UTI. Its generally something to make it fizz (citric acid aka vitamin c and bicarbonate) and aspirin. Cranberry juice however, does work fairly well on UTIs.

Coca-Cola cure for rust...Forget those expensive rust removers. Just
saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The
phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.

I think Mythbusters disproved that in their coke myths show(s). Its not a lot of phosphoric acid anyways in it.

Using super glue for cuts is not a great idea. It is not true that most hospitals use super glue. They use a different sort of glue that is similar but is more flexible and therefore much more suited to glueing the skin together. Super glue can be used in a pinch though. I would still get something made for the skin (the liquid bandage products).

Some of the others I am skeptical of as well, primarilly the use of toothpaste as a balm for burns. Others I had heard of, and some of the others sound fairly ingenious.
 
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