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Was set in the year 2022.

Pass the hot sauce :drool:
 
1. It has to be a male.

2. He has to be handsome.

Women and ugly dudes are an automatic no.
 
well, Soylent Green is all about protein, fat & minerals - there are no male or female proteins or minerals

so a handsome male protein or mineral..? OK there are fat ones but they`re not handsome :lol:
 
Soylent Green is made of food coloured tofu!
 
I like the stuffed soylent rolls.
 
Let us not forget that while Soylent Green has become somewhat kitschy/iconic, the film itself is pretty lousy.
 
Let us not forget that while Soylent Green has become somewhat kitschy/iconic, the film itself is pretty lousy.

Compared to good 70s movies yes, but compared to today´s ´blockbusters´?

I raise you one Wonderwoman 1984...
 
Compared to good 70s movies yes, but compared to today´s ´blockbusters´?

I raise you one Wonderwoman 1984...

Those aren't movies. Let me tell you how they are made:

Raw Marvel is extracted from the mountainous regions of Peru where it is mixed with various bleaching chemicals and solvents until it becomes a viscous paste. The paste is then shipped to China where it is infused with sulfuric and nitric acid until it becomes cellulose. The cellulose is then pressed and cut into strips and shipped to the Philippines where more processing is done. Data is added, and, interestingly, this is where product placement and subliminal advertising is added. Now it is ready to be transferred into digital form and shipped to it's final destination, Hollywood California. There, the template is applied (notice I say template as opposed to various templates as processed Marvel will accept only one template or else it loses its consistency and becomes Disney, a syruppy, naturally sweet (four million times sweeter than sugar!) slime that is extremely toxic.)

Once the template has been applied, various performers are contracted to lend their image, and one of several animals (bat, spider, ant, wolverine, goose, seahorse, etc) is beaten, smothered, dried and pulverized. The resulting powder is then chemically baked into the product. Music and explosions are added, along with additional subliminal commands provided by various companies. Procter and Gamble, Samsung, and Coca-Cola are currently the most popular, but this is subject to change.

The resulting film is now ready for editing, labeling, promotion, and finally, release.
 
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Those aren't movies. Let me tell you how they are made:

Raw Marvel is extracted from the mountainous regions of Peru where it is mixed with various bleaching chemicals and solvents until it becomes a viscous paste. The paste is then shipped to China where it is infused with sulfuric and nitric acid until it becomes cellulose. The cellulose is then pressed and cut into strips and shipped to the Philippines where more processing is done. Data is added, and, interestingly, this is where product placement and subliminal advertising is added. Now it is ready to be transferred into digital form and shipped to it's final destination, Hollywood California. There, the template is applied (notice I say template as opposed to various templates as processed Marvel will accept only one template or else it loses its consistency and becomes Disney, a syruppy, naturally sweet (four million times sweeter than sugar!) slime that is extremely toxic.)

Once the template has been applied, various performers are contracted to lend their image, and one of several animals (bat, spider, ant, wolverine, goose, seahorse, etc) is beaten, smothered, dried and pulverized. The resulting powder is then chemically baked into the product. Music and explosions are added, along with additional subliminal commands provided by various companies. Procter and Gamble, Samsung, and Coca-Cola are currently the most popular, but this is subject to change.

The resulting film is now ready for editing, labeling, promotion, and finally, release.

:rotflmao:
 
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