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From the Dr. Seuss book that was never published (Oh, the Asses You'll Fuck!): "You can fuck a hunk with junk-in-the-trunk in your trunk! You'll both spew lots of spunk!"
that bubble buttWhat happened to the days when you could watch a snooker match just for the players' arses!
Everything has become so politically correct these days that you rarely get an arse shot!![]()






