Strange Encounter with a Curious "Straight"

[Danugh]

I have a cellphone.

The wallpaper is of a penis.

This guy asked me to borrow it.

He was hot so naturally i said yes.

He used the phone, then when finshed he goes, "Whose penis is that?"

I say, "it's mine"

Then he says, "Prove it"

We go to bathroom stall and i show him my penis.

He says that doesnt look like your penis.

I say, "Thats because its not hard"

"Well then get it hard"

"I am not a robot, i can't just turn it on and off"

He then knelt down and sucked my penis.

The next thing i know he is spitting my jizz into the toilet.

 

[Singularity]

Where do you find these guys?

 

[operafan]

I don't understand if he was willing to suck it, why wasn't he willing to swallow it.

This whole spitting thing to me is the whole closing the barn door after the horse is out type-of-thing.

 

[XLeatherX]

he don't sound too "straight" to me.
all the str8 dudes I know want nothing to do with cock and wouldn't even take one in their mouth!

what gave u the impression that he's str8?

 

[billybob109]

newboy how do you do it. You sound like a whore lol!

 

[Danugh]

he don't sound too "straight" to me.
all the str8 dudes I know want nothing to do with cock and wouldn't even take one in their mouth!

what gave u the impression that he's str8?

He used the phone to call his girlfriend. They were meeting up later that day.

newboy how do you do it. You sound like a whore lol!

Only if i was a girl billybob, only if i was a girl. I would be the biggest one there ever was. Infact whore would be an understatement.

Girls just dont get how lucky they are.

 

[XLeatherX]

He used the phone to call his girlfriend. They were meeting up later that day.



Only if i was a girl billybob, only if i was a girl. I would be the biggest one there ever was. Infact whore would be an understatement.

Girls just dont get how lucky they are.

so he was bi then eh?

 

[Danugh]

No he was straight. I mostly only play with straights. My straightdar pegged him correctly.

He sucked my penis like he was sucking on a female nipple.

He spat my jizz the way a real straight spits his tobacco.

 

[Singularity]

FYI, there is no such thing as a straight guy who sucks cock if if they insist being called that.

I had one of those in my last class and even the girls told him he was bi.

 

[wowsers30]

guys spit because its a turn on to have a guy shoot in your mouth when they cum but not all guy's cum is tasty

 

[blackbeltninja]

No he was straight. I mostly only play with straights. My straightdar pegged him correctly.

He sucked my penis like he was sucking on a female nipple.

He spat my jizz the way a real straight spits his tobacco.

Great story.

I have no doubt you can spot straight guys. The question, Newboy, is how you can spot a straight who is willing to have sex with a guy? I can only find straight guys who want to get busy with girls, unfortunately, because I do know some mmmmmmm-good straights who I would very much like to play with... *sigh*

Is that what a straightdar does - finds straight guys who are keen to play? What are the tell-tale signs which you can spot? Inquiring minds what to know...


-d-

 

[Candyapple]

Great story.

I have no doubt you can spot straight guys. The question, Newboy, is how you can spot a straight who is willing to have sex with a guy? I can only find straight guys who want to get busy with girls, unfortunately, because I do know some mmmmmmm-good straights who I would very much like to play with... *sigh*

Is that what a straightdar does - finds straight guys who are keen to play? What are the tell-tale signs which you can spot? Inquiring minds what to know...


-d-

There's actually someone on JUB who believes Newboy12's stories???

 

[Danugh]

Great story.


Is that what a straightdar does - finds straight guys who are keen to play? What are the tell-tale signs which you can spot? Inquiring minds what to know...


-d-

Thanks i have many more stories but i am selective in the ones i chose to share.


You have to be trained. There are certain things to look out for. In this case however i didnt peg him for someone that would like to play. Had he not seen my phone it would never have happened.

I got lucky that time.

Generally though, you would have to befriend a hot straight, and then take it from there. Go to the gym with him, watch him take a shower, offer to lotion his back for him, see how he responds. Comment on his manhood. Anything to get the ball rolling.

IT takes time and patience to bag your ideal straight man.

You can do it.

 

[XLeatherX]

Thanks i have many more stories but i am selective in the ones i chose to share.


You have to be trained. There are certain things to look out for. In this case however i didnt peg him for someone that would like to play. Had he not seen my phone it would never have happened.

I got lucky that time.

Generally though, you would have to befriend a hot straight, and then take it from there. Go to the gym with him, watch him take a shower, offer to lotion his back for him, see how he responds. Comment on his manhood. Anything to get the ball rolling.

IT takes time and patience to bag your ideal straight man.

You can do it.

Ugh, don't call him straight if he's having sex with a guy.

This just shows me how weird and full of self loathing some gay men can be so they can get that HOT "straight" boy.

I'd suggest NOT doing what newboy suggests unless you want to be beat up/fag bashed, or get dissapointed.

I've been with dudes that say that they're "straight" and they're just like any other guy and in some cases they flip out after sex.

 

[billybob109]

your right. If i was a girl i would fuck like 4 guys a day. I would not care if people called me a slut.

 

[GothPunk]

I've been with dudes that say that they're "straight" and they're just like any other guy and in some cases they flip out after sex.

Tell me about it; that's something that really irritates me. You have sex with a straightish guy, the sex is good and they've clearly enjoyed themselves ... then they start whinging about how they're not gay and start having an episode. Can't they just enjoy the sex without bringing sexual politics into it? Is it really that big of a deal?

Well obviously it is to alot of guys, I just wish they'd acknowledge that they're enjoying the sex and thats all that really matters if all they were looking for in the first place was a friendly fuck.

A straight (?) friend of mine once said openly to a group of our friends that a blow job is a blow job - regardless of who's giving it. I was sure to show my understanding...

 

[Danugh]

Oh please stop complaining. Just be cool with the fact that you got to have sex with a straight.

You know how many gay men would have loved to have experienced what u did, and wouldnt bitch about it afterwards.

 

[GothPunk]

Just be cool with the fact that you got to have sex with a straight.

Hey, it ain't that hard, and also its not not like I should be greatful that they graced me with their presence.

You tellin me you've never had a straight guy flip out on you?

Thanks for sharing your story, pretty hot.

 

[JSRD]

u have a penis as ur cell phone wallpaper?

 

[Danugh]

You have about the same mental stability as a woman. I'm not surprised you suck off so many straight guys.

Well its quite clear you havent bagged a straight in quite a while, so you are taking your pent up frustrations on me.

u have a penis as ur cell phone wallpaper?

Its my phone and my penis, whats the problem?