Super Heros and the HEAT of Summer.

[blade20n3]

How do I do it? ​

I'm in Phoenix, it's like 100 and I'm running out of gas. I see a station ahead, it's like 4pm and it's busy. I'm at the light.
A lady pulls up next to me as I decide to make the turn and pump some petro.
I look at her, 30 pretty blonde, and she gives me an evil look. I rub my chest and thigh, the light is gonna turn yellow...I look in the mirror and think WTF.

I screetch into the station. Everyone is staring. WTF.

I rub my thigh.....smooth lycra. I look in the mirror and rub my head through the Batman mask. WTH....lol. I'm gonna get out, loads of people, HOT HOT HEAT to pump some gas in a Batman costume.

DONT ASK LOL.​

It's not Halloween, there is no party or masquerade ball.

What it is.....is.......................

I met this beautiful 20 year old guy, he peels paint off of the walls just by standing near them. SkyBlueEyed, Black hair, strong legs and smile that smolders. He builds TEEPEEs in my skivees!!

DAMN! ​

He said he wanted a super hero to sweep him off his feet and I wanted to lick the sweat off of those long, fuzz covered legs that lead to that sweet valley of manflesh. I was HORNED up and ready for action. Would my boss find out that I was about to plow his Admin? Did I care...not really. I was fulfilling a fantasy and looking to bang that sweet boys ass.

But for now, how was I gonna pump some gas as the Dark Knight? Did my lycra have room for a credit card? Did I lock the door at the hotel? Would they see the growing dark spot on my crotch? Would I have to sign autographs?

Where is ALFRED when you need him? ​