Tea time thread (hats required)

[Peloso]

Is Anne Heche still dead?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Is Anne Heche still dead?

Plot twist: nobody ever dies

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

BIIIIITCH this drake tea is PIPING HOT! yall know I don't like Miss Drakeesha first of all she's a creeper she's probably on Epstein's flight log, secondly she usurped hip hop culture, anywho his meltdown tonight on twitter is so epic I'm not even gonna report on it til tomorrow cuz i'm sleepy and this deserves my full attention. all i'll say is if you're a fan of Aubrey Graham log off of twitter for the evening cuz she SLAYED HERSELF and is appropriately getting dragged for filth.

i'm gonna have to lay out my fanciest hat for tomorrow honey.....

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

VINDICATION!!!! I've been saying Adam Levine is a d-bag for years. like, Captain D-bag. Now the affirmation isn't the fact that he cheated on his Victoria Secret model wife of 8 years, the irrefutable evidence of his douchebaggery is the fact that he WANTED TO NAME THEIR THIRD CHILD AFTER HIS SIDE CHICK! That is some omega-level trailer trash bottom of the barrel WHO RAISED YOU/WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT tomfoolery.

This is a winning year for my celeb predictions. For the 3 of you who know who Kodak Black is, last year that sexual predator said he was going to college. I was like "Yeah right, my ass" and everyone was like WHA-EVA WHA-EVA YOU JUST A-HATIN and I was like WATCH AND SEE. here we are a year later and he's not in nobody's college just up to the same ole buffoonery getting arrested and causing trouble.

If you guys knew what a burden it is being right all the time about everything and everyone, you'd lend a helping hand and try to be right sometimes.

 

[Peloso]

If you guys knew what a burden it is being right all the time about everything and everyone, you'd lend a helping hand and try to be right sometimes.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I need a gif of her hodding her head

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

it's no shade but Adam Levine looks like a heroin needle with tattoos and a long forehead.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Chile I've already had this tea, but yall might enjoy it. This guy's just corny enough that he might ding on some of yall's radars.

Welp, you ever seen two trans girls creampie each other? I have, courtesy of acid rap star Chance the Rapper who, apparently, isn't aware that twitter likes are public. You may also remember Chance from getting screamed at by Kanye West when he flew out to Wyoming thinking he could use his C'hristian youth pastor powers to heal Kanye of his mental illness. If you need a mental image, Chance makes rap for 30 year old white Christian moms who have mixed kids. Or 40 year olds (of any color) who watch anime and haven't listened to a rapper since Will Smith. He already removed the like, not sure if he's gonna be the first rapper in a trans scandal to address it or if he'll go the usual route of just pretend it never happened. He could blame it on his younger brother who is part of the rainbow gang.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Chance being an anime nerd and his particular brand of church-friendly cornball rap, this isn't tea to me I clocked him years ago so I didn't put on a fancy hat for this tea.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Also he's apparently into asians so if you're an asian t-girl and you're into guys who still play video games, shoot your shot. don't be discouraged by the wife, I'm a firm believer that 1 out of every 3 women married to downlow men are aware and are active participants in their husband's sex life, you got 30% chance of getting a hot beef injection from this dude.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

shoutout to the girls in the video, they did some pretty amazing work. this was the position, except the yellow character was doing the topping. kinda like dipping her dick into the bussy. i wouldn't even know what to call the position, that was some groundbreaking stuff tbh.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTCH a t-girl is exposing rappers and said she bout to start dropping the athletes too but they wipin the videos from the face of the earth faster than i can keep up. you know a bytch like me is a super sleuth so i'm workin on it I know a lot of t-girls will just name-drop, I'm reporting on her cuz she's posting receipts, pics, chats, CHILE!

she's helping the #metoo movement cuz FINALLY men are willing to have a conversation about consent. cuz when women said "stop raping us" cuz were like "Yeah but what does consent REALLY mean?" and now they're certain that coercion = rape so, progress???

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

tea time girls!

Mrs Drakeesha is once again showing off one of her industry homeboyfriends (homeboy+boyfriend) in a new song that many are saying sounds like a love song. MIND YOU, there's brotherhood and male bonding, and then there's literal PDA. These homo thugs practically hate women, trash them all day long but then get on social media or in the booth and profess their undying love and affection for one another. Personally, reading these lyrics confirms what I've said about Mrs Aubreyanna for years. She likes the boochie.

Here is a sample of the lyrics uttered by 21 Savage:

Who would do the things we do for each other? Nigga, no one (Woah)

Would you die for me?

Would you go at niggas necks like a tie for me?

Do the time for a crime you didn’t do for me?

Or do a crime at a time when it was loose for me?

And here are the lyrics that Drake wrote:

I wanna tell you how I feel when I’m loaded (Oh)

I would lay somethin’ down for you

I would clear a whole town for you

Spray the whole hundred round for you

Twistin’ all my fingers for my dawg

If you can stomach this nonsense (I can't listen to Drake for even 2 seconds, I just read the lyrics) here's their bromance anthem:

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

MAJOR TEA GIRLS. I couldn't even decide on a hat, I wanted to go simple/chic but, what the hell, this is an OCCASION!

Trump Organization convicted in New York criminal tax fraud case

The convictions come weeks after former President Donald Trump, declared his candidacy for the White House in the 2024 election.

www.cnbc.com

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Since it's Superbowl mania I thought I'd share a little NFL tea with my sisters.

So... Tom Brady invited Antonio Brown to live with his family. "For work reasons?" Yeah. I bet a lotta work was getting done in that house. SHOUTOUT TO GISELE HEY GURL HEY! #cuckold #humiliationporn

Amateur tea drinkers misinterpreted the relationship as an affair that happened behind Tom's back. HUN. TEE. NO. MA'AM. Tom knew what was going on, to say the least. Word on the curb is his sexuality is one of the worst kept secrets in NFL history. I guess that's redundant cuz we know half them players (and coaches) are some dick smugglers. And Mrs Brown, I dunno what to say about her she's the Hot Mess Express pulling into Dysfunction Junction.

AB on snapchat with Tom's wife