Teabaggin'

[marvtha]

marvtha was upset the other night with the whole "shiny" meltdown and started beating myself in head...must stop that!
anyway in a weak moment brought on by blood loss or possible brain damage i called junior jr.!

i know i'm as daft as lucy sometimes but...the will is weak!
he apologized for "pearl necklace" and to make up for it he said he would teabag me this afternoon!
because as he put it "i'm nuts over you!: he can be so sweet at times!
junior jr. knows i'm not allowed around major appliances cause of my "issues" and marvtha has a few. "damn list longer than st. nick's." mama says!
anyway since i can't boil water.......... tea is a real treat for marvtha! clever of junior jr. to think of this since he's not much smarter than corky!
maybe marvtha will set out a plate of little debbies to go with tea?

i would bake cookies but....one time i told mama i had "bun in the oven." she attack marvtha wearing rubber gloves and waving around wire hanger?!? marvtha not bake since!!

junior jr. was going to do some hunting for possum with jethro then said he'd be right over. marvtha can already taste tea! yum


i'm marvtha

 

[Andreus]

marthva

you remind me alot of an old JUbber known by many names... HIM

also that one chick who had sex with her dad.... oh i cant think of the name now

Ohh Bela i believe

you are quite amusing

 

[Elwood]

Oh my darling Marvtha, I don't think junior jr. is thinking the same kind of teabags as you!!! I have quite a pair of teabags myself??

 

[JakeBequette]

junior jr. was going to do some hunting for possum with jethro then said he'd be right over. marvtha can already taste tea! yum

Shoot girl, we got enough dead armadillos on the highway here junior jr. and jethro could fetch us up a feast. The other day I ran over a raccoon, nice chubby legs too bad I didn't know ya'll were lookin for some small game I would have put that furry little bandit in my trunk and let ya have him.​

 

[slobone]

on'y thing I don't unnerstand is why it say virgin under marvtha she han't been no virgin since i were a cub

 

[marvtha]

Shoot girl, we got enough dead armadillos on the highway here junior jr. and jethro could fetch us up a feast. The other day I ran over a raccoon, nice chubby legs too bad I didn't know ya'll were lookin for some small game I would have put that furry little bandit in my trunk and let ya have him.​

marvtha not big meat eater. had a few inches shoved down my throat once or twice if you catch my drift but.....marvtha a veternarian pretty much!

thank you though...marvtha like critters with chubby legs!
you game...get it...you "game"...oh marvtha is in rare form tonight!

 

[marvtha]

ha haha marvtha souds lik so fun dady tee bags me al the time only he do it bakweirds so his big brown eye looks strate at me ha ha ha as long as he dont fart ha ha he mite singe my ibrows da fuk off lik dat ha ha ha dadys balls look lik 2 grapfruts in momys stoking ha ha ha yo all so funy guys ha ha ha

marvtha thinks you're about 2 brain cells away from wearing the white jacket that ties in the back! up the meds pal and get some schooling!
marvtha has to wear shoes with those velcro thingies cause i can't tie a knot but i can string a damn sentence together!
couldn't make hide nor hair outta that mess corky!

 

[marvtha]

on'y thing I don't unnerstand is why it say virgin under marvtha she han't been no virgin since i were a cub

marvtha is pure as new fallen snow.

saving myself for marriage and don't believe anything less!

okay... marvtha big whore but only when drunk! causes a slow burn down in the ol' muffin...told you marvtha not good liar!

 

[marvtha]

marvtha got tired of waiting around for junior jr. so i decided to take nap.
marvtha was having erotic dream involving sam the butcher and pork loin.
imagine my surprise when i wake up with junior jr's hairy peaches resting on my forehead!

marvtha sad! i had such a hankering for a nice cup of hot tea! marvtha even put out a plate of little debbie's banana twins!

junior jr. told me stop crying and open mouth for some warm lemonade instead!
marvtha wise to that parlor trick and i'm happy to report he'll be pissing blood for a couple of days!

marvtha beat him about his privates with her birkenstock! amazing how such comfortable footwear can cause one so much pain!
i can still hear his screams!

oh marvtha can be loose cannon!

marvtha stupid as potsie but without the smooth baritone.
done with junior jr. for reals this time!

well i have to go clean the blood off of sandal

eewww.....looks like a piece of nutsac underneath...with black curlies still attached!!!!

bastard anyway...... serves him right

can anyone brew marvtha hot tea???

i'm marvtha

 

[JakeBequette]

marvtha even put out a plate of little debbie's banana twins!

can anyone brew marvtha hot tea???

Marvtha I love little debbie banana twins! And i would love to have tea with you.

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[hotdog1846]

I just checked in here ... you're a scream!

Too bad The_Pianist and teadrinker aren't here for the teabaggin'!

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha I love little debbie banana twins! And i would love to have tea with you.

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jakie...thank you for tea. it "looks" very good and steaming!

rachel brought me some yummy tea from central perk last night. she knew marvtha was sad over junior jr. and was thoughtful. her good "friend"..... as you are jakie!

marvtha all out of little debbies banana twins though....was a bit depressed over junior jr. and went on a feeding frenzy. my bad!
i had more cream around mouth than early a.m. sunday in the bathroom of wal-mart.
that place gets freaky late at night. "i see more trash shopping there than in a dumpster" mama says

anyhoo.....all hopped up on confectionery sweets and no one to talk too!

mama won't be home until' late tonight.
after her shift is over at shotz' brewery her and laverne & shirley are going to the pizza bowl! sigh

maybe marvtha will read a bit.
I started "Anna Karenina" and am simply enthralled!
Tolstoy is a literary genius!

I find myself ultimately impressed less by Anna's attributes than her passionate spirit and determination to live life on her own terms.

huh?....what?.... where did that come from????
marvtha's had way too much sugar....must lie down...i'm crashing

i'm marvtha!

 

[marvtha]

Is "hopped up" a Southernism, or just quaint?

hopped up, jacked up, like my little nephew smoking the pipe down in the projects
you damn retard.
questions so many messin with my head questions. why you're panties on your head marvtha,
why you playing with that dog's thingie marvtha.
why you beat yourself in head marvtha
"thilly big thither not right mama thomething threwy"...mavtha needs hair combed cindy
curious curious marvtha want to know answers

 

[marvtha]

ha haha marvtha souds lik so fun dady tee bags me al the time only he do it bakweirds so his big brown eye looks strate at me ha ha ha as long as he dont fart ha ha he mite singe my ibrows da fuk off lik dat ha ha ha dadys balls look lik 2 grapfruts in momys stoking ha ha ha yo all so funy guys ha ha ha

marvtha just noticed that my little brother wrote me!!!

WHERE ARE YOU?????????

 

[Nonimus]

Hmm, there's something very cornish about you recently Marvtha...can't put my finger on it...

 

[marvtha]

Hmm, there's something very cornish about you recently Marvtha...can't put my finger on it...

SUMINON!!!!

you want to finger me like a cornish hen?????

well that's just sick!!!!!!!!




pssssssssst call me later

 

[twardmo]

Gimme a piece o' that muffin, Marvtha!