Thanks For Last Night

[Danugh]

You know how sometimes you see a hot straight guy on the road and you find the nearest room and you masterbate to the image of the hot guy you just saw?

Well what if you masterbated to a hot stranger yesterday but the next day you see them again or worse have to interact with them, how weird would that be knowing that you pleasured yourself to their image and now they are standing right infront of you.

I saw this pot belly hotty yesterday and i saw the same guy again today. I did not jerk off to his image last night but when i saw him today i just thought to myself what if i had jerked off to his image, that it would have been awkward looking him in the face.

What do you when you run into the man you masterbated to the day before?

Do you walk up to him and say,

"Hey last night i masterbated thinking about you and in my masterbatory moment i gave you an 8 inch dick, would you be kind enough to varify whether or not you really do have an 8 inch or did i exagerrate your size?

OR

Do you just walk up to him and say.

"Thanks for last night"

and then he would looked confused and say,

"I dont understand"

Then you would say,

"Don't worry about it, just thanks" and walk away with a smile

Or just act normal

I dont know i just feel itd be so weird if you masterbated to the image if a person one day and the next day you see the person, it might just be me.

 

[ahotjock71]

Just smile & act normal. Some things are meant to be kept secret.

 

[JakeBequette]

You know how sometimes you see a hot straight guy on the road and you find the nearest room and you masterbate to the image of the hot guy you just saw?

I've heard of men in the state mental hospital who have compulsions like that. Get help?​

 

[james1200]

jake, i hear people actually like masturbating in front of you...it's cause you're a tease.

 

[gerrit]

I might be going ot on a limb here... but I have to ask...

Newboy 12 are you for real?

I've been reading some of your posts and I really think you need some help..
Sorry for being so blunt, maybe we both need help?

 

[Danugh]

I might be going ot on a limb here... but I have to ask...

Newboy 12 are you for real?

I've been reading some of your posts and I really think you need some help..
Sorry for being so blunt, maybe we both need help?

I wonder whats in your closet?

Where did you get your Ph.D in Clinical Psychology?

And exactly what is the diagnosis that i need help with.

A person would be flat out lying if they said they never saw a hot guy on the road and had sensual thoughts about that person later on and that is what this thread is about.

 

[gerrit]

My closet is wide open and has been so for 26 years...

It is just that I have a hard time wrapping my head around your sense of humour if I may call it that.

Like I said maybe I'm the one that needs help...

I confess I did have some in the past, maybe not enough....

Don't get ticked off too easily, it's not worth it, trust me.

 

[JakeBequette]

jake, i hear people actually like masturbating in front of you...it's cause you're a tease.

PAINFUL MEMORIES​

 

[dolphwasser]

You know how sometimes you see a hot straight guy on the road and you find the nearest room and you masterbate to the image of the hot guy you just saw?

Well what if you masterbated to a hot stranger yesterday but the next day you see them again or worse have to interact with them, how weird would that be knowing that you pleasured yourself to their image and now they are standing right infront of you.

I saw this pot belly hotty yesterday and i saw the same guy again today. I did not jerk off to his image last night but when i saw him today i just thought to myself what if i had jerked off to his image, that it would have been awkward looking him in the face.

What do you when you run into the man you masterbated to the day before?

Do you walk up to him and say,

"Hey last night i masterbated thinking about you and in my masterbatory moment i gave you an 8 inch dick, would you be kind enough to varify whether or not you really do have an 8 inch or did i exagerrate your size?

OR

Do you just walk up to him and say.

"Thanks for last night"

and then he would looked confused and say,

"I dont understand"

Then you would say,

"Don't worry about it, just thanks" and walk away with a smile

Or just act normal

I dont know i just feel itd be so weird if you masterbated to the image if a person one day and the next day you see the person, it might just be me.

Newboy12 - was that YOU who was looking at me??? (Well, the 'pot belly' fits at least, I'm not too sure about the 'hotty' part, though.) I can dream, can't I ???

I'd agree with ahotjock71 - smile (inside) and act normal.

 

[blooeyz]

What about when you have a sex dream about a coworker?
The first time you see themt he next morning is definitely wierd.

 

[Danugh]

^ Well yes that can be wierd but thats a lil different because you cant help what you dream about unless you meant day dream, but if you actually, intentionally jerk off thinking about a person and the next day you see them, Awkward.

 

[floorrunner]

I have fantasies about a lot of my co workers and some lead to masturbating to images of them and ultimately cumming. It can be awkward at first but it is also not that difficult to act normal and go about the business of work.

 

[justsimon]

A person would be flat out lying if they said they never saw a hot guy on the road and had sensual thoughts about that person later on and that is what this thread is about.

Unless they were a lesbian. Um, yes, I have jacked off thinking about someone I saw during the day. But it's not usually someone I'm likely to run into later on.

 

[Croynan]

Yes, I know, Freedom of Speech.

I wonder if there is a caveat to that about the responsibility of intelligent thought at the same time?



being just a local village idiot, did I read what I think I read? maybe my new glassses are having side effects on me. well, I shall be away at Disneyland until wednesday, maybe I can get a good laugh there.

 

[Danugh]

^ Oh happy day when those "brick" walls you are constantly banging your head into will actually be made out of brick. Why dont you use "intelligent thought" and figure out what i mean by that statement.

Look, no one is forcing you to put your mouse over my thread and click into my thread, spend your time reading it and force you to type, you did that on your own, and since you have issues with so many peoples posts on JUB why dont you put them on ignore thats what the function is there for .

 

[shea]

Newboy12 You have a wonderful imagination.
I for one really enjoy your posts. Some people
need to lighten up and relax.
shea

 

[Danugh]

Thx Shea, they can knock thier heads into brick walls till the cows come home but i will continue to share my experiences and thoughts.

Right back at yah

 

[GayBoyKellyCfan]

Well, since I don't masterbate over every single guy I come across, I would have to say, no?

 

[quasar]

...
Do you just walk up to him and say.

"Thanks for last night"

and then he would looked confused and say,

"I dont understand"

Then you would say,

"Don't worry about it, just thanks" and walk away with a smile

I'd love to have the nerve to do this, but doubt I'd get away with it, so I'd just act normal.

I have to say that it's happened to me.

Having had 'crushes' on certain actors when I was younger, only to discover that I've had to work with them and spend a lot of time with them later in my life!!! Some have become good friends - but I've never actually had a fantasy become reality - but I've often found out the answer to the 'size' question while spending time with them in their dressing rooms!