dcmorgan
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Being on the tube during rush hour, dangling in the armpit of someone that's clearly not showered in a week, bearing with someone deciding to bring their 4 month old (crying!) baby on. Then getting to the escalators, I'm in a hurry, there's one stupid individual that clearly can't read the "stand to the right, walk to the left" signs, people are lining up, and I found myself saying, with added sarcasm, "Look!" as we went past one of the signs. He turned to look at me, gave me a what-the-fuck glare and I gave him a smirk and served the line, "Shit or get off the pot, honey." At this point he was clearly offended and I pursued with, "In English that means walk or move aside. Now." The worst part? The arsehole just turned around and kept standing. So I decided to fondle his butt. He practically ran the rest of the way. You gotta do what you gotta do 


And mind you, that was only a few hours after they opened. Maybe I should go before they open tomorrow!!!!