Araucaria
JUB 10k Club

This was the hottest photo in the Redneck, Blue-Collar and Country Guys thread for several months in 2020, during the time we were sheltering in place to avoid Covid. Which is curious in a way, because there is no nudity, overt sexual activity, or anything suggestive going on here. But you might want to go back and look at what posters were saying about the five young punks in the photo, how they lusted after them, and speculated on what the young men might do, and what they wanted to do with them. So what was probably meant to be a stock photo for general interest articles about the problems of adjustment for young men became this hot template for inducing many JUBBERS’ lust.
I think I threw some cold water on the other posters’ imaginings, when I posted this:
"These guys are what I’d call punk/rock and roller types, a bit different from rednecks, and I’d like to propose a separate thread for these types of guys. Their ethic is to play hard, as opposed to the redneck ethic of working hard..
In this picture, these boys are what I’d call drones. Yes, they exude testosterone, but that’s about the extent of it. They don’t really pursue girls, and hardly talk about them, but they don’t consider themselves gay, either. As for their sex lives— well, let’s just say their moms change their spermy bedsheets every morning.
So they hang around each other most of the time, doing mostly a whole lot of nothing— hanging out listening to rock music, gaming, getting stoned, skateboarding, etc. You’d think an obvious solution to their collective horniness would be have sex with each other, or at least do circle jerks. But alas, these boys are just homophobic enough that they just won’t consider it. As gay guys, we look on them with compassion, and feel the ache in our hearts for their pain, wanting to go up to them and say, “Let me know if you ever want me to do anything for you…” But we never get the courage to ask, and it would probably end up badly if we did.
Yes, the second guy to the left is the hottest, and he’s the natural leader of the group. He’s the tallest, and he’d even show himself to be a couple of inches taller if he stood to his full height. These guys usually are the most attractive of the bunch, and kind of direct the action. Many of us got suckered in by these types as young gay guys craving for love. For he always talks to you, smiles at you, slaps you on the back and puts his arm around you. But what you have to realize is that he’s just playing the game of life, and you’re just one playing piece on his chessboard. He’s giving you all these signs of affection to get you to go along with whatever he wants to do, and nothing more. Suffice it to say that letting you get in his pants is not on his agenda."
Incidentally, Tumblr has since deleted this photo, despite it not showing anything objectionable. Luckily I saved the photo on my computer before they did away with it.
WHAT THE FUCK, TUMBLR?????!!!!!!
Well, I went back and did some speculation of my own about these young men’s sex lives. They look every bit the part of young men a couple of years out of high school, and still with a lack of direction, their type probably being what our Brit friends would call chavs or scallies. In the postings, the boys were referred to by numbers 1 through 5, going left to right. I decided that it would be easier to name them to keep track of them. I named them
1. Terry
2. Eddie
3. William
4. Paul
5. Tommy
Did I get them right in the story I wrote? See what you think.

