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The Laundry Fairy Hates Me

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Michael Luc

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Why oh Why oh WHY do all of my clothes come out of the dryer turned inside out?!!!

Every once in a while, the laundry fairy will leave a small article of clothing, like a t-shirt or a sock, turned right-side out, which is just her flaunting in my face that which I can never have.

Stupid, fucking laundry fairy.

Whew! Thanks for letting me rant!

:grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
 
I know the feeling. I turn everything right side out before putting it in the laundy and it still comes out all backwards.
 
Try putting your clothes in inside-out. ;)
 
Clothes are sewn and then turned inside out. When you wash them, they return to their original "orientation." The thicker the fabric, the less likely it will happen. The more seams, the more likely it will happen.
 
looneysamo said:
Clothes are sewn and then turned inside out. When you wash them, they return to their original "orientation." The thicker the fabric, the less likely it will happen. The more seams, the more likely it will happen.
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WOW, never new that! Awesome info. I know what you guys mean, I have the same problem, I've learned to deal though.
 
She isn't a fairy - she's a witch and keeps bringing me more!
 
What I hate is putting in 6 pair of socks in the wash and only get back 51/2 .
 
I have always wondered where the 1/2 sock goes??? Same problem here!
 
I got you all beat! i just dropped a bottle of bleach on my bf's B. republic shirt and his expensive suit jacket! plus some got on some shorts AND a t-shirt.I thought he would kill me!and this is not the 1st time i have ruined his clothes and faded out our good towels! I'm a fucking laundry disaster!
 
You're using the wrong detergent, dear! Try this instead:

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bluedragon4 said:
I got you all beat! i just dropped a bottle of bleach on my bf's B. republic shirt and his expensive suit jacket! plus some got on some shorts AND a t-shirt.I thought he would kill me!and this is not the 1st time i have ruined his clothes and faded out our good towels! I'm a fucking laundry disaster!
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:eek: How did you break it to him?

I'm afraid of wrecking my clothes, so I just put everything in on one load and use cold water. Might not do the best job, but I've never managed to wreck anything. :D
 
rotary said:
:eek: How did you break it to him?

I'm afraid of wrecking my clothes, so I just put everything in on one load and use cold water. Might not do the best job, but I've never managed to wreck anything. :D
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Nothing worse than ruining good clothes.

My family learned that the hard way when my mom shrunk one of my shirts when I was younger... I didn't understand why she washed it hot when it clearly said COLD on the tag ad all hell broke loose. My favourite shirt, too...

Shortly after that, I took over doing my own washing. Almost everything ends up in the delicate wash cycle, usually cold. It's just better for everyone that way, I find.


-d-
 
I always hate it when the damn socks refuse to mate after coming out of the dryer....where do they go....maybe the laundry fairy!
 
I have come to the conclusion that the 1/2 sock is a sacrifice to the laundry God.
 
blackbeltninja said:
My family learned that the hard way when my mom shrunk one of my shirts when I was younger... I didn't understand why she washed it hot when it clearly said COLD on the tag ad all hell broke loose. My favourite shirt, too...
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Awww, did you throw a temper tantrum? :badgrin:
 
^ Well, I may have got a leeeeeeeeeeeeetle bit self-righteous and I might have asked her why she couldn't read. I was mightily pissed off. But sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

It WAS my favourite shirt, after all, and it was practically brand new - only worn once in the few months I'd had it because it was a smart shirt for larney occasions. Stupid viscose.

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