The Quality of Mercy

[NotHardUp1]

Unfortunately, we live in an era in which the wicked prosper, and it's not just in the USA.

Cruel or not, the schadenfreude in many of us enjoys imagining the meting out of justice, even if it is just a fantasy.

This thread is for indulging in that fantasy. Your victim, known or anonymous, could be the guy who invented plastic bags for shopping. It might be a ruler, politician or other leader. It might be a mosquito who torments you in your sleep.

Be as detailed as you like, inflict poetic justice as you will, but enjoy the freedom to vent, whether as humor or pique.

 

[Dargelos]

Sorry, I wouldn't dare. And anyway, sufficiently painful means of punishment may never be invented.

 

[backagain]

I only wished a slow lingering death for 1 person in my life.
He didn't care about the gays dying.
It was Ronald Reagan in the 80's. I got my wish and it was satisfying.

 

[backagain]

My next wish is Donald Trump to have a stroke which doesn't kill him but leave him paralyzed on one side without the ability to speak.
Let's see if that will come true.

 

[LeicsDom]

My next wish is Donald Trump to have a stroke which doesn't kill him but leave him paralyzed on one side without the ability to speak.
Let's see if that will come true.

The problem with that is twofold.
One, we then get JD Vance in charge!
And two, he can still spew lies and hate via social media

 

[NotHardUp1]

I only wished a slow lingering death for 1 person in my life.
He didn't care about the gays dying.
It was Ronald Reagan in the 80's. I got my wish and it was satisfying.

I thought about the thread a lot before posting it, and reasoned that death would be a likely choice for many. It occurred to me to steer the possibilities, but it is fantasy, so inappropriate for that reason alone.

Because so many people cheer "karma" when they see reversal of fortunes, and because the Germans even gave us a word that encapsulates the desire to see another fall (be it just or not), it follows that many share that feeling. Most of us who drive autos today share that feelinng.

But to Reagan, there are certainly those who would argue that he didn't suffer shame or abandonment or helplessness as he drifted off into the fog of senility. He was surrounded by wealth, security, and lionized in death, as well as likely inability to recognize his condition.

I can only hope he is able to see now what has become of his world vision, and American power, prestige, and stability. His statues should definitely be pulled down.

My next wish is Donald Trump to have a stroke which doesn't kill him but leave him paralyzed on one side without the ability to speak.
Let's see if that will come true.

I'm sure we will get much more elaborate and demanding demise fantasies for Herr Trump & Co. We shall see . . .

 

[NotHardUp1]

The problem with that is twofold.
One, we then get JD Vance in charge!
And two, he can still spew lies and hate via social media

Now, now.

Let's not have lazy imaginations. The bullet could go through JD Vance and stop in Trump. Or there could be a spray of bullets. Bullets can cause strokes.

Or there could be some deadly gas in a State of the Onion address.

Or a Trump Coronation parade could see a tank go rogue.

It's free. Fantasy doesn't require that much.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Sorry, I wouldn't dare. And anyway, sufficiently painful means of punishment may never be invented.

That's the point of fantasy.

I'm hardly the inventor of the genre. Horror series have done it at least since the 1960's, maybe before, and novelists and short story writers frolic in it.

Ironic curses are imposed on the deserving, often by juxtaposing the evil with the victims of his or her actions.

A cruel war lord becomes the starving, deprived person in a hell-hole like Gaza. An uncaring nurse or nanny is subjected to a painful disease or a tyrannical master.

Science fiction is also fond of this. Aliens are often soul-less insect-like creatures who eat humans alive, and keep them alive for a long period of time, forcing them to be aware of their demise, witness others before them being devoured, and finally be consumed in the most agonizing pain. The implication is that we as top predators are merely moved down several notches in the food chain to become the helpless prey, or even worse, the species like the arthropods that are obliterated uncaringly by our actions.

There seems to be a primal fear in us of experiencing those things. Awareness is key in the terror, hence dementia isn't sufficient as a punishment.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I didn't have a fantasy in mind when I created the thread, but I'll make one.

Tommy Tuberville is undoubtedly corrupted as a crony of President Trump. He was complicit in the Insurrection, and instrumental in shielding Trump from conviction of impeachment as well as more illegal deals unseen in exchange for his blocking of the military promotions to foment abortion to keep Trump an issue to toy with, keeping MAGA stoked.

He will become Governor if his creator spares him that long, and he will be dealing in all sorts of graft and pork associated with the military's rocket base here in Huntsville, the FBI base to be expanded here, and the attempt to pull the Space Command from Colorado. Alabama is a stronghold and a super safe hub for MAGA's plans to circumvent the Constititution. The state is also a climate change denier.

A fitting day of reckoning would be for Governor Tuberville to be exposed in a horrific scandal after the Trump administration is over, and law is again enforced and the FBI has a mission more than as goons for their Godfather. While fightinng off indictment and a sure impeachment as governor, the state is struck by a brutal drought that sees the state's agriculture brought to ruin, and a tornado swarm that pretty much shuts Redstone Arsenal down.

Thousands of jobs are lost.

And the return of blacks to the Deep South results in a Democrat being elected governor following his impeachment.

Oh, and Trump needs to turn on him somewhere in the middle of that and blame him for the state's failed emergency response or disaster preparedness.

 

[Peloso]

So many ghouls, so little time.

My original wish for Stephen Miller was simply to somehow turn his skin a lovely Latino brown, but that wouldn't stop him, so instead I propose that he be kidnapped, thrown into a van and taken to a secret remote location where he is transitioned. Give him huge, lopsided tits. Put his clit up his ass so he has to get reamed if he wants to cum. But leave him alone from the neck up. No hair plugs, nothing. I can't think of anything more cruel that can be done to that man's face that nature hasn't taken care of already. Ok fuck it: give him an underbite and make his eyes crooked. I agree that he should probably just be killed, but turning him into the world's ugliest woman would be solely for the amusement we all could use right now. And while we're at it, let's do the same to Joe Rogan, Josh Hawley, and that petulant little insect Jesse Watters.

Kristi Noem. Gather up a dozen of the most depraved and violent actual criminals from CECOT, throw them into the same pit Kristi threw her puppy into before she shot him in the face, then strip her naked and throw her in there too. Keep half of the criminals in handcuffs but tell them that the key has been sewn into her abdomen.

Last year all I wanted for Trump was to see him sentenced to prison. No bronzer, no hair stylist, no diet coke button. For a "man" like him, that might be enough.

Joni Ernst. This cunt's recent shenanigans have really rubbed me the wrong way. She can't even muster up the strength to hide her disdain for for her constituents when she's standing right in front of them. There is a theory about death that suggests your last conscious thought gets played over and over in a loop that seems eternal as your brain shuts down, and that suggestibility is heightened as neurons slowly run out of juice. Fine. Give her a fatal injection and whisper gently into her ear that she is entering the kingdom of Heaven and God is indeed the Tooth Fairy and is drilling her teeth without gas.

But failing all that, I think it would be interesting if God were real (and for all the believers here, that he would finally get up off his fat pancake ass and fucking do something). I'm quite sure that I would pass muster. I may have been an asshole when I was young, but if Jesus can allow people like Susan Atkins to accept him into her heart, he certainly wouldn't have a problem with me. So yeah, let Him set all these fake Christians and rapey Catholic priests straight. I'd love to see their faces when He condemns people like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Mike Johnson to baste in the fiery broth of His righteous indignation.

 

[rareboy]

I am very careful of this....

In HS, I was physically bullied in Grade 9 because some wanker though I was moving in on his GF.

So some 6 years later when he was decapitated riding his motorcycle and the one goon he set on me was tossed in jail for murder and another one died of cancer at age 22...I started re-thinking revenge fantasies. Serrously.

I know it was all horrible coincidence. But it really rattled me.

Having said this....

But obviously, I have made a deal with the Devil that Trump and Putin must die in the most horrific way imaginable and I am happy to take on any of the Karmic balance to have this happen.

 

[backagain]

And two, he can still spew lies and hate via social media

Yea, but he has to do it 1 handed. Slow and frustrating and movements have to be helped by others.
Kind of like being locked in a tomb. Not able to speak to express what he wants to do.

 

[Norri]

My next wish is Donald Trump to have a stroke which doesn't kill him but leave him paralyzed on one side without the ability to speak.
Let's see if that will come true.

I share your sentiment and while his inability to speak is tempting nothing would surpass the bolt of lightning he so richly deserves.

 

[Peloso]

I have made a deal with the Devil that Trump and Putin must die in the most horrific way imaginable and I am happy to take on any of the Karmic balance to have this happen.

I would add the N word to that little list.

No, the other N word.