The Surprise Gift.......Was It You?

[Cormac135]

So the Asda/Walmart guy was delivering at my door yesterday, he noticed someone had left a parcel at the side of my door, it was just wrapped in cheap Xmas wrapping paper so the rain had almost soaked through the packing, when i opened it up it was a lovely new lambswool jumper from M&S with the price tag of £45 on it. the card attached wished me merry Xmas and was signed Robin, i know no one called Robin, well i know no one who would by me a jumper. anyway I'm gonna keep it as it's a lovely fit, bit old fashioned design (kinda Angus up the mountain design.

Did one of you good folk send it ?

On a more serious point, did any of you ever receive a mystery gift from anyone ?

 

[Ludlow]

Maybe it was that person who pops in to your threads now and again to let you know how much his precious time has been wasted by your postings... the one who types like he's fallen arse-forward onto the keyboard. They do say the ones who make a display of loathing you are the ones who are really rather smitten...

 

[Alistair]

^ wow, Cormac has way more admirers than I thought he did

 

[cityboy-stl]

On a more serious point, did any of you ever receive a mystery gift from anyone ?

I posted a photo with an article link in Celebrities about Russell Tovey just for you. Merry Christmas.

 

[ShadowCat]

Well I was supposed to reiceve secret santa gifts in school...I say supposed to every year since grade 5 to grade 8 I always got dick and NOT in the good way! Some how I always got the asshole that never wanted to bother, I would have understood if they came to me and said look my family just can't do it we're having struggles...ok fine being no stranger to that I would have understood! But to see everyone opening things and you're just sitting there stiff upper lip while a little piece of you silently dies it HURTS! And to have the teachers do nothing but shrug that was another slap across my face!

 

[Thad1527]

I didn't send a gift. But Merry Christmas.

 

[rareboy]

So the Asda/Walmart guy was delivering at my door yesterday, he noticed someone had left a parcel at the side of my door, it was just wrapped in cheap Xmas wrapping paper so the rain had almost soaked through the packing, when i opened it up it was a lovely new lambswool jumper from M&S with the price tag of £45 on it. the card attached wished me merry Xmas and was signed Robin, i know no one called Robin, well i know no one who would by me a jumper. anyway I'm gonna keep it as it's a lovely fit, bit old fashioned design (kinda Angus up the mountain design.

Did one of you good folk send it ?

On a more serious point, did any of you ever receive a mystery gift from anyone ?

It wasn't me because it would have been made out of beaver and buck-skins...but it sounds lovely to keep you warm.

On the other hand, the person that Robin thought he was likely giving the sweater to might be sad.

I just figured Robin was one of your gents at the club who stalked you home from the club one night and wanted to give you something nice.....

 

[Thad1527]

Was it THIS Robin?

Well, even if not.. it's really a nice version.

 

[pigface]

Wrong address maybe?

 

[NotHardUp1]

Did one of you good folk send it?

Yes. It was I.

And Telly was only half-wrong when he accused me of stalking. It was just never him.

When the jumper makes your nips hard, think on me.

^ wow, Cormac has way more admirers than I thought he did

"My therapist said 'Fuck anyone who doesn't like you!'

Wow, that's a lot of sex!"

 

[Alistair]

It was probably for the bratty girl next door, was it pink? She is a rather large girl tho, I could see someone having to shop in the men’s section for her

 

[Vannie]

Don't wear it around any sheep. They might try and mount you.

 

[Alistair]

Don't wear it around any sheep. They might try and mount you.

You don’t know Cormac very well

 

[Kahaih]

Don't wear it around any sheep. They might try and mount you.

The price tag said £45. There are probably plenty of recycled condoms in it.