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The Virgin Just Stood There

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PART ONE

“Russell!” Patti called up the stairs. “Are you almost ready?”
Russell stood in the mirror, pushing his shoulder’s back, admiring himself in the black suit. He knew that other people would say he looked a lot more handsome now, his dark red hair short, but he missed the shoulder length. Everyday he looked in the mirror for progress, for the hope of hair returning. When it had first been cut it was shaved at his sides. Now, at least it formed wings over his ears.
“Yeah,” Russell shouted back.
All the Mc.Llarchlahns were present downstairs for Frank’s exhibition. John was a week away from moving to Fort Atkins and Denise had never left Geshichte Falls, having made home in Father Ford’s rectory, regardless if he liked it or not. Jaclyn was there, looking odd beside John, unsure of her new status, and Kathleen was present, minus Chase.
“This is my first art exhibition ever,” Frank told them.
“Not ever,” Sara reminded him. “Remember back at Saint Rita’s?”
“That wasn’t a real one.” Frank said.
“It was art, and it was an exhibition and it was you, so it was real.”
Frank turned red, and smiled at his wife
The Geschichte Falls Arts Council had once been the first high school in town. Later it had been the public library, which was now up the block on Bunting Street. Under it’s current incarnation, the two story brick building with its honey colored, and heavily shellacked hardwood floors was filling up with men in loafers, women in high heel shoes, wine and cheese.
` “I think we came underdressed,” Chayne told Jewell, he in jeans and an open plaid shirt, Jewell in a paisley colored maternity dress.
“This is great! This is great!” cried Abby Develara. “Father and daughter in the same museum!” Abby threw her arms about Jaclyn, and then gestured to one of Jackie’s paintings beside the veiled one in the large gallery.
“Well, Abby, Frank’s not really my father.”
“He’s your sister-in-law’s father?”
“Yeah.”
“So he’s your father-in-law.”
“N—” Jaclyn started, and then squinted her eyes at the black haired Abby. “Are you drunk?”
Abby smiled, tipped her hand and said, “A little bit. Rosy!” the tall woman bellowed, “Rosy!”
A round red headed woman in gold lamé came toward them, and Abby said, “You know Jaclyn Lewis?”
“I love her work.”
“This is the bitch,” Abby thumped her on the back.
“Oh, my God!” the red headed woman clasped her hands to her mouth. “I love your Red Sessions!”
“Thank you,” Jaclyn held out her hand and smiled pleasantly.
“She never knows what to say in the face of her admirers,” Abby confided.
“I’m never in the face of my admirers,” said Jaclyn.
Abby, in her platform shoes, waltzed off to throw her arms around someone else, and then a grey hared man threw his arms around her.
“Yes, Dad?” Abby waited for the older man to speak.
“Who is that woman?” Mason Devalara demanded.
“How the fuck should I know?”
“Did you just say fuck to you father?”
“I’m afraid I did, I’m a little drunk.”
“Who is that woman?”
“Must I repeat myself—?” Abby started, but then she said, “She’s been here before—”
“I know.”
“It’s Jackie’s mom.”
“Introduce me.”
“Dad!”
“Well,” Mason drew himself up and took a hand through his steel colored hiar. “I’ll introduce myself.”
“You do that, Dad. I’ll be by the wine and cheese.”
“I know you will.”
While Kathleen and Sara and Frank were chatting loudly, Mason stepped into their circle, and the two women stopped to look at him. Mason gallantly took Kathleen’s small bird hand and bowed.
“Madam.”
“Call me Kathleen.”
“Let him call you madam,” Sara interjected.
“I was captivated by your beauty,” Mason told her. “Might I stand beside you for the unveiling?”
“Well,” Kathleen Lewis lost her British accent for once, “well, yes.”
“Wait just a moment,” said Mason. “Let me bring you a glass of champagne. Cheese?”
“Oh no,” Kathleen blushed and twitched her waist, “It goes to my hips.”
When Mason had come back to Kathleen with their glasses, his daughter in her black slacks was before them all speaking.
“The Geshichte Falls Arts Council is proud to present the newest piece of work from—while not a local—the father of one our locals, Patricia Lewis.”
Abby clapped her hands, managing her wine glass, and signaled them all to clap too.
“Mr. Francis Mc.Llarchlahn has been an artist for over fifty years. Most of his career, he has been a full time worker in the steel industry, and only with his retirement and the rich love of his wife, Sara, and his three childre, Denise, Patricia and John has he been able to turn wholeheartedly to his artwork. This new collosal painting will be hanging here, and later in the town hall, and is inspired by his son-in-law, our very own Thomas Lewis.
Here, Abby gestured ot Thom who smiled and nodded. Jackie clapped and roared, “Yay, Thom!”
“Frank, how ‘bout you come up here and do the unveiling for us?” urged Abby.
Frank nodded, and stepped up.
` “I would like to thank my family,” said Frank. “Both born to me, and by marriage, and you, Abigail, and your father as well for displaying my work. Long life to the Geschicte Falls Art Council.”
They all clapped again.
“I call this piece,” said Frank. “Adonis!”
And with that, he unveiled the life size painting of Thom Lewis.
Everyone in the museum gasped. Chayne and Jewell stopped themselves from laughing, Thom’s eyes fell out of his head and Abby downed, in one sustained swallow, her entire glass of wine.
There before them in oils, Thom Lewis was giving a salute in a marine’s helmet and bearing a rifle.
And the helmet and rifle were the only things he was wearing.

Chayne left fairly quickly. Many people were coming up to Thom who was keeping his back to his image.
“No I never—No I—no!” Russell could hear his father telling everyone who came up to him.
“Tommy, I never knew you had it in you!”
“I didn’t pose for it!”
“Of course you did!” Frank differed.
“No—no—not like that!” Thom stammered.
“I took liberties.”
“Really, Thomas,” Kathleen drawled. “It’s a masterful portrait.”
“And just imagine, now it’ll be hanging in City Hall for everyone to see,” Jackie’s voice was neutral, but the look on her face was priceless.
Near the wine and cheese table, Abby had kicked off her platforms and was shouting, “Come on over and drink some more fuckin’ wine! Some more fuckin’ wine. There’s plenny for everybody!”

“Hey, Lewis!” Ralph Balusik snarled at Russell in the hall of Our Lady of Mercy, “Your dad’s got a nice ass, we got a look at it in City Hall the other day.”
“Yeah,” Jason Lorry added. “Does it run in the family?”
He caressed Russell’s ass and laughed, and Russell felt violated and weird.
“Ooh, yeah, honey it is,” Jason said, and Russell was sure that the pretty, dusky skinned half Indian boy was always calling him a faggot was gay himself, even if he was unwilling to admit it.
“Um, the Lewis ass!” Ralph leered at him. “So, are you and your dad going to be posing for any other municipal artwork?”
“I’m surprised you can pronounce municipal,” Russell said cooly, closing his locker.
Ralph stuck a finger up his nose and was about to wipe a booger on Russell’s lapel when he stopped and said, “Woah!” for his hand was held back by a long brown one.
“Gilead, what’s up!” Ralph pleaded.
“Nicky, whaddo we do with this one?” the young Black man, impeccably dressed, was speaking in a monotone to his friend as if to say he’d forgotten he was holding onto Ralph Balusik.
“Now, let him go,” started Jason Lorry.
“You back off, little man,” warned Nick Ballantine. Russell remembered him. The other boy was a senior, not much taller than Jason. He was a writer and popped up at Chayne’s house a lot.
“I remember you,” Nicky said to Russell, smiling. “I think, Gilead, that you should let him go and make sure he washes his hands.”
“Good idea,” said Gilead, then, turning pleasantly toward Ralph, “Can you do that Balusik?”
Ralph nodded.
“I don’t know how many of you it takes to screw in a lightbulb,” Gilead went on placidly, “but it surely only takes one of you to wash your hands? Eh?”
He released Ralph, and the two boys kept down the hall, Nicky saying, “See you around, Lewis!”
A few seconds later Jeremy Bentham snuck up and said, “That was cool, Russell!”
“What?” Russell closed the locker and screwed shut his combination.
Jeremy looked at him in amazement.
“You’ve got friends in high places!”

“And then Gilead says, “but it surely only takes one of you to wash your hands? Eh?” Russell finished the story off for Chayne, cutting his peanut butter sandwich in sailboats, and collapsing in the easy chair. “Will the snow ever end?”
“Um,” Chayne sipped from his cocoa, “that sounds like Gilead, alright.”
“You know Gilead Story?” Russell looked up in amazement.
Chayne looked back equally amazed, “Of course I do. He’s a cousin.”

“And then you started bellowing, ‘Drink some more fuckin’ wine! Drink some more fuckin’ wine!’”
“Oh, my God,” Abby put a hand to her mouth. “I didn’t.”
“You did,” Jackie told her as they adjusted her new painting to the wall in the gallery.
“I really do need to pay a little more attention to the cheese than the wine at these exhibitions,” Abigal said. “By the way, my father was positively smitten by your mother, Jaclyn.”
“Mother can be quite...” Jackie sought for the word, “smiting.”
“He wanted me to find otu where she lives.”
“You know she lives in Fort Atkins.”
“I know that,” Abby said, “but he wants a phone number, too.”
“Oh, my God—”
“That’s right,” Abby elbowed Jaclyn, “your mama’s on the market!”

“How’s it hanging, Lewis?” Russell felt a thump on his back and turned around to shout, “Alright,” although the other boy was gone all the way down hall before he recognized that it had been Nick Ballantine.
After history class, Jeff Cordino called Russell to his desk, as he himself was stuffing all of his things into a briefcase and moving to his next classroom.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you’re actually coming to class,” Jeff said.
“I could stop,” Russell suggested.
“No,” Jeff laughed. “No. It’s good. I was just going to say, things are better at home now?”
“Oh, yes.”
“And at school?”
“Yes,” Russell said, then added. “Lots.”
“Well, if any of us can help—”
“Mr. Cordino,” Russell interrupted his teacher.
“Yes?”
“I just wanted to say thanks. For everything. When the year started it was so bad, and you were—you’ve been really good. So. Thank you.”
Jeff Cordino turned from Russell, and the student could see that the teacher was blushing a little.
“It sure will be good when the snow clears up,” Jeff said.
“Yeah.”
“Lent’s not too far off,” Jeff said. “Wow, then I get Confirmed.”
The new students for the next class were coming in.
“Mr. Cordino, can I ask you a personal question?”
“Alright, I guess.”
“Why do people get Confirmed?”
“That’s right,” Jeff remembered. “Your Dad said you never took the plunge.”
“The plunge,” Russell remarked. “Never heard it called that before. I mean,” Russell spoke confidentially now as he and Jeff left the classroom, “Why didn’t you do it when you were my age and all?”
“I was in public school. We didn’t have CCD or anything like that. So, I guess, now that I’m twenty-five and I know a little about my religion I really want to be a part of it. So this is how I say I take it seriously, I guess. I know that’s not a good answer, but...”
“No, it’s a fine answer, Mr. Cordino,” Russell said.
The talk had not kept Russell from any of his classes. Now was lunch hour. He got his sack lunch out of the locker and was heading downstairs. He was approaching the ground floor and could see the sophomores filling up the cafeteria, when he realized he did not want to go and started back upstairs. He didn’t want to take it today. Something in him said he didn’t want to take the cafeteria anymore. He passed the landing where there was a statue of our Lady of Fatima, and went past the second floor, the third floor and its cafeteria for the juniors and seniors and up to the fourth floor with the band room and the choir room, the equipment rooms and the miscellany of Our Lady of Mercy High School.
He’d never been up here. This long quiet corridor was filled with sunlight and in the center of it were two large, polished wooden doors, and when Russell went in he found the chapel.
It was a surprise because, though Russell knew there was a chapel, he never knew exactly where it was. The school, when there were school Masses, conducted them in the gymnasium, for the chapel was not large enough to contain seven hundred young men.
But ti was large. In the center of it was a dome painted with clouds and a cross at the center, and a circle of windows holding the dome up let light in over the two long rows of mahogany pews through which a blue carpeted aisle went to the altar which still had rails, and over the altar was an arch, painted with saints, with Christ looking down. The chapel smelled of old incense and snuffed out candles, and all and all, Russell decided it wouldn’t be a bad place to eat.
He didn’t look around. He didn’t really pray. He just ate the ham sandwich and nodded his head alot and thought about nothing in particular.. He washed it all down with his juice box, and looked at his watch, realizing it was time for gym class, balled up his paper bag and baggies and headed out the chapel when he was surprised by the doors swinging open and Gilead Story walking in.
“Gilead!”
“Lewis.” the junior smiled. “So I see you’ve found my hiding place.”
“Your hiding—”
“Who wants to eat in the caf!” Gilead said.
“Do you mind if I’m eating here on your times... somedays?” Russell asked.
“Not at all, Lewis. You’re good people.”
“Is that why you looked out for me the other day?”
“I looked out because we need to look out for each other,” said Gilead. “We need to be friends.”
“Well,” said Russell. “Gilead Story, you may be my first friend in high school.”

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It was great to get back to reading about Russell and co. Russell seems to be doing ok which is good. I look forward to more of this story tomorrow. Great writing!
 
Yes, and of course, now we see Russell meeting Gildead for the first time, so this is the last "back story" so to speak, the last story that takes place before the other stories.
 
Kathleen Lewis was doing stretches in a black leotard when the phone ring and she grunted, “Aw shit!” and went to the telephone.
“Hello?”
“Is this Kathleen Lewis?”
“Yeah.”
“Where’s that British accent.”
“Dawling!” Kathleen said, switching, and then said, “Can I help you?”
“We met the other night. I’m Mason Devalara.”
“I know the name. It’s a good Irish one. I—”
“I gave you wine and cheese.”
“Mason! Abigail’s father. Yes, I’m such a fool. You were quite the charmer.” Kathleen wrapped the phone cord around her finger. “How are ya, Mason?”
“Your British accent’s gone again.”
“It’s optional. It’s good to hear from you.”
“Kathleen, I’ll be blunt.”
“Please do.”
“I think you’re beautiful.”
“I agree—I mean, I think you’re beautiful too. I mean—”
“When are you free to go out?”
“Out? Out? Out! Am I? Yes, I am.”
“When?”
“Yesterday. I mean any day. Today. I mean—when is good for you?”
“Tonight. Eight o’clock.”
“I’m old, that’s almost my bed tiem. What about seven?”
“Seven. Yes. I’ll pick you up then.”
“Wonderful.”
Mason hung up the phone and Kathleen, smiling at the receiver went back to her workout. She was in the middle of lifting a barbell when she realized something and went to stand guard at the telephone.
It rang.
“Mason?”
“Yes. Kathleen. I forgot to ask—”
“8411 Lauren.”
“Thank you.”
“Thank you, Mason. See you tonight.”

Russell burst into Chayne’s house so quickly, the older man didn’t have time to say hello and so continued typing at the computer. Russell threw down the book bag and swung back into the living room.
“Chayne?”
“Yes?” Chayne turned from his work to the excited boy.
“I’ve decided.”
“Yes?”
“I want to be Confirmed.”

Elaine Reardon did not come that Friday night. She had not come for some time now. In the kitchen, Chuck Shrader was sitting back precariously on the last two legs of his chair and stroking his chin because he needed to shave. Mickey Wynn and Edmund Prince, were playing blackjack and their cousin, Chayne, was revising a poem, crossing and crossing out lines. Russell was picking notes on his guitar and attempting to put a song together and Nick Ballantine, who had not come to the house for a long time, was sipping coffee and paying only a very little attention to the notebook he had been writing in.

It’s just a spiral... it’s a spiral....

Russell started and finished, his voice drifting into a moan as he picked at the guitar again.
“Good song,” Tad Weirbach said, and Russell nodded and murmured thanks. while Nicky said he agreed.
“Where’s Elaine?” Liz wondered, walking in the the house, followed by Diggs.
“She hasn’t come... In weeks. I think,” Chuck said.
“We should have known,” Diggs joked, sitting in a chair beside Chayne, “Those Evervirgin people!”
“Why is it called Evervirgin, anyway?” Nicky asked, sitting up.
“I thought you went there.” Chayne said.
“No. My family goes to Adjeanet’s.”
“Well, it’s called Evervirgin because of the statue of Mary.” Chayne told him.
“Have you ever seen it?” asked Chuck. “It’s beautiful.”
“It used to belong to us,” Liz said.
“Huh?” Chuck looked up.
“The Evervirgin came from France with the people who founded Saint Adjeanet’s. We gave it to Evervirgin years ago.”
“We should get it back!” Diggs slapped his knee.
“Yeah!” Tad looked excited.
“Tad—I was joking.
“No,” Tad stood up. “We should STEAL IT BACK.”
They all looked at Tad Weirbach, the storky, blond, bespectacled man, smiling in amazement over his idea.
“Yawl—” Mickey started, piecing the unbelievable together, “wanna steal a statue?”
“Yeah!” Tad nodded.
“No!” Diggs looked at his friend as if he’d lost his mind. “Chayne, tell him—”
“No,” Chayne said quietly, a smile spreading across his face now. “It’ll be a great idea. Steal... the Evervirgin. I like it. I really like it.”

“Oh, Kathleen, you’re delightful!” cried Mason, lifting his wine glass. “With or without the British accent.”
“Thank you daw—” Kathleen cleared her throat. “Thank you. And it’s nice to go out with a man of true respectability and culture.”
“I give Geshichte Falls what I can,” Mason said. “It’s a good place, and there are far too many artist who live around here who don’t have an outlet for their work or a place to display it.”
Kathleen nodded. “The Geschichte Arts Council was a good idea.”
“Oh, it wasn’t mine. It was all Abby’s Mom. Irene was from New York and when she moved out here she thought there would be no art at all, but then she found that it was a great deal of art and culture just waiting to be shown. Irene was responsible for raising the money to put the Arts Council together, sort of putting Geshichte Falls on the artistic map, even if it was a very small place on that map.”
“But she died?”
“Yes,” Mason nodded. “About a decade ago. You would have liked her. Except, she used a French accent.”
“Now you’re putting me on.”
“No,” Mason shook his head. “And she used to drape herself across the couch and complain of ennui. Abby’s got a lot of her mother in her. Are you… widowed?”
“I don’t know,” Kathleen said. “I might be by now.”
Mason laughed and Kathleen explained.
“Alright, my childhood sweetheart was this worthless—he was a Protestant—Scots-Irish boy. Russell Logan Fennian Lewis, though some called him R.L, and others called him… well... other names. I always had a soft spot in my heart for him, and he did for me, but he was shiftless. And then when his father, TJ, this moonshiner was taken to jail R.L. became even more shiftless..
“As long as I had my brother around—and it was my brother who raised me—R.L stayed away and sense stayed in my head. But then my brother got a factory job here, on the river. I said I would finish up high school and go to college. My brother let me. The next thing I knew me and R.L. were having a shotgun wedding and Kristin, my oldest, was born a little later.
“It wasn’t a great marriage as some would call it, but I suppose R.L. and I loved each other. He was around for fourteen years. He’d disappear a lot, and his brothers and sister would find him passed out in gulches, near rivers, wherever.
“The last time he disappeared, I was pregnant with Finn. So that was over twenty-five years ago. His brothers went looking for him. No one could find him, and finally my brother told me to just come up here and live with him. So I brought the kids here. Finn was born in the winter of ’72, and the rest is history.”
Mason sat back, “Sounds like a miniseries.”
“Actually, if you’d known the Lewis’s—I mean the real Lewis’s, not my children, it would sound like a Loretta Lynn album. My God,” Kathleen shook her head and put a shellacked finger to her nose, “that all seems a world away. That life. It wasn’t a bad one, but it was a strange one.”
“I can’t imagine,” Mason began, “you, running around in the Appalachian Mountains with a drunken husband and three babies.”
“We didn’t even have plumbing,” Kathleen remembered. “I came here. Worked in the factory. Then became a secretary. I went to school, got my degree—eventually. It was a long, long time ago.”
Mason touched Kathleen’s hand.
“Kathleen O’Donnell, you are an amazing woman.”
Kathleen, her bright eyes laughing, smiled and nodded.
“Yes,” she said in a tone of discovery. “Yes, I am. Thank you. Sometimes an amazing woman needs and amazing man to remind her of that.”

They woke up early the next morning to head across town and plan just how they would steal the Evervirgin. Chayne, Jaclyn, Mickey, Edmund, naturally Tad, by surprise, young Nicky with Russell and now—reluctantly—Diggs.
The Church of Saint Mary the Evervirgin was huge and brick and double towered with a great rondo of the Annunciation over the enormous portico and bells ringing out three o’clock from the carrilons that boomed down on Chayne, on Russell and Jackie and Diggs as they drove around the massive red brick nemesis of Saint Adjeanet’s, and parked at the back, in the alley, not in the parking lot which lay to the left of the church, between the church and its fabulously modern school.
“It seems that whenever we come here, it’s to steal,” Russell noted, remembering the choir robes they had taken, as they moved through the trees and the little walkway between the rectory and the church.
“Shush,” said Chayne, and he came into the church through the side door.
Evervirgin was always open, ever ready to display her wealth, her gorgeous German lancet windows inscribed with innumerable stories and improbable saints. The church was filled with a golden light from the rondo that sat above the large choir loft, and shone over the rows and rows of fabulously shiny, wonderfully Catholic pews.
“There she is,” Tad marveled.
To the right of the altar, on her own little altar above the blue votive candles, she stood with her arms out, welcoming them to steal her.
“I don’t know if we should even think about doing this,” Nicky whispered, tipping behind the older men, and walking beside Russell. “I mean, she looks... holy.”
“She’s the Mother of God,” Diggs said.
The candlelight flickered on her open hands, uplifted palms, the darkness of her smooth and ancient face, the eyes that looked out at them, the white veil over her head.
“Don’t worry,” Chayne whispered. “I think she can take a joke. Look at that smile!”
But something even in Chayne lurched at the idea of stealing an image of the Blessed Mother as a joke. Somehow, it would have been easier if it was Jesus Himself. But this seemed even more of a blasphemy, but Chayne went toward the statue thinking it was best to do a thing wholeheartedly and put silly fears out of his head. He played with one end of the base and Mickey with the other.
“I don’t think it’s gonna be heavy at all,” Mickey reported. “I thought it would be bolted or something.”
“So did I,” Chayne whispered to his cousin. “When we come back, it’ll only take me and you and Edmund to lift it—”
They all heard a noise. The west door opened. Everyone, Protestants included dropped to their knees while Chayne chanted, “Hail Mary, full of grace…” Ave Maria, gratia plena...”

Thom Lewis’s face crumpled as he sat watching the news and he whined, “Patti, I swear that’s the last time I pose for your crazy father! I’m all over the place!”
“Shush, Thom,” Patti came to the couch, “This is my favorite part of the interview.”
“We spoke with the muse, Thomas Lewis, just yesterday....” Holly Gerrings was saying.
“Oh, God,” Thom moaned. “Patti can’t we change channels?”
“No.” Patti put her hand over Thom’s which was over the remote control.
Thom heard himself . “Uh, I, ah. It was done on Christmas Day. I wasn’t naked for it.... I swear... Is it coming down from City Hall anytime soon—”
Then there was a cut to an aggrieved woman in a scarf yelling in front of the courthouse on Main Street.
“It’s a disgrace. It’s an outright disgrace that they’ve put that up....”
“I agree,” Thom said in his living room.
“And Thom Lewis is responsible for the corrupting of the youth of this city. If he were here right now...”
“Don’t make me beat you woman,” Patti said to the television putting a hand on her husband’s head as the doorbell rang, and then it flew open and Kathleen waltzed in.
“Dawlings!” she cried, then, “Russell!”
Russell came down the stairs. Kathleen said, “Family. Wonderful news. For the second time in a month a Lewis is going to be famous in Lothrop County.”
Russell guessed, “Dad’s a centerfold now—?”
“Young man!” Thom warned.
Russell, indifferently, twanged a guitar string.
“No. Mason Devalara and I talked. and the Geshichte Falls Art Council is going to be putting on Kathleen Lewis’s One Woman Show.”
“Really, Grandma!”
“It’s called, Russell,” Kathleen put a hand on her grandson’s shoulder, “A Night of Kate!”
“Good God,” Thom murmured.
“You’ve had your moment in the sun, Thomas—”
“Is that what you call it—?”
“Why shouldn’t I have mine?”
“Oh, dear,” Patti started.
“I thought we’d been through this already, Patricia,” said Kathleen crisply. “It’ll be a good show.”
“Not that, Kathleen,” said Patricia, “On T.V. I just saw that the Evervirgin’s been stolen—Russell? Russell. Why are you laughing. Russell Fennian Lewis, get up off the floor this minute. I mean it!”

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Russell is definitely still my favourite character in this series of stories! I hope there is plenty more of him. Great writing and I look forward to more tomorrow!
 
THOM FUCKS UP... AGAIN




Since Russell had been acting weird for the last few days, on Wednesday, after Russell had run off to Chayne’s, Thom finally said, “That’s it, this whole family’s crazy!”
“I agree,” said Patti.
“I’m gonna find out what that boy’s up to.”
“Up to?”
“I smell something rotten in the state of Denmark.”
“Well, we’re in the state of Michigan, dear.”
“Don’t you care?” Thom threw the paper down.
“No,” Patti said, “I’m used to the weirdness.”
Thom, not willing to endure the weirdness, got up, left the house, hopped into the station wagon and headed for 1421 Curtain Street.
The hearse was not out front, but the house was not empty. Despite the cold, the door was wide open, and Thom saw Digg’s car.
“They’re in the alley!” Thom guessed, parked across from Chayne’s house and headed in that direction.

“Alright,” Chayne was saying, as he and Mickey grunted, lifting up the Evervirgin, “it’s time to get this thing out of my hearse and into a safe hiding palce.”
“What if the police come looking for it?”
“Why would they look for it here, man?” Mickey said impatiently. “Tad, shield us. Diggs open up the backyard door so we can take this into the house.”
“How long are we gonna keep this thing, anyway?” Diggs asked.
“Just a couple of—”
“AH HA!” Chayne and Mickey heard a shout, and both let the statue go in time to catch air, hear a shattering and not bother to look around, but instead turn to see Thom Lewis whose mouth was open and face drowned of color.
Thom had been about to say, “Caught you!” Now, he wasn’t sure what he’d caught them at, but he had a feeling he’d ruined it.
“Oh my God, Oh, my God! Oh, my God!” Tad Weirbach was murmuring as Thom approached, looked between Mickey and Chayne.
“Oh, my God!”
Chayne was shaking his head.
Diggs said flatly, “You broke the Evervirgin.”
“What are we going to do?” Tad wondered.
“We?” Diggs started.
“Well,” Chayne assessed, finally daring to look down at the remnants of the statue. “This is about four or five centuries in purgatory for each of us—except for Mickey and Edmund. Yawl don’t believe in purgatory. You’ll just go to hell.”
“You guys,” Thom’s voice was weak, “stole the Evervirgin?”
“We thought it would be a funny joke,” Chayne said in a voice that was not at all humorous.
“Shouldn’t we...” Russell, the youngest of them spoke, “pick up the pieces?”
“Yeah,” said Chayne then, regaining himself, “yes. Yes we should! Mickey, please go into the basement and get a box while I get the major pieces.”
Thom just kept on murmuring, “Oh, my God. Oh, my God.”
Exasperated, Chayne shook his head and said, “Thom, shut the fuck up.”

They carried the pieces of the Evervirgin to Chayne Kanzierski’s basement, to the cupboard at the bottom of the stairs, then, in silence, they returned to the kitchen.
“Hey Hey, people!” Nicky Ballantine hooted coming into the house.
“Nicky,” said Chayne.
“Let me get a look at her. Where is she?”
“Down in the basement.”
“Cool!” said Nicky, “This is so cool!”
Nicky ran down the stairs, then they heard a strangled cry and the boy came back up white faced.
“We’re going to hell!” he cried.
“Well,” Russell said, turning to his father placidly. “This is as good a time to tell you as any. I’ve decided to get Confirmed.”

As Chayne rang the doorbell to the parish house, Russell asked, “Should we tell them about the statue?”
Pressing a smile to his face, Chayne answered, “Don’t be ridiculous,” and Father Robert answered the door.
“Father Heinz,” Chayne greeted him.
“Bobby, remember?”
“Um... yeah.”
“Come in,” Robert Heinz gestured for them to enter. “Come in.”
“Your aunt,” Robert Heinz went on, “is a Godsend,”
“That’s right,” Russell remembered, “Aunt Denise is here.”
“Where is the old girl?” Chayne asked.
“I think she’s with Jeff—”
“And how do you feel about a hollandaise sauce on that?” Denise was asking as she pursued the other priest down the stairs.
“Sounds good,” Jeff was saying.
“And a marmalade glaze for the chicken?” My husband used to love my marmalade glaze—hello, Russell. Chayne!”
“Chayne!” Jeff saw the man in the center of his living room. “Denise was just going over tonight’s menu—”
“The hollandaise sounds good?”
“Yes, Denise.”
“With what?” Robert Heinz inquired.
Denise smiled and answered: “Spaghetti.”
“Spaghetti? I dunno—”
“Just say yes,” Jeff hissed. “Chayne. Russell, can I help you guys?”
“Yes, uh, how long does it take to Confirm somebody?”
“You haven’;t been confirmed, Chayne?” started Robert Heinz and Chayne scowled at the young priest.
“I haven’t been Confirmed,” Russell told them.
“Well,” Jeff looked puzzled, “the process can take a year. Sometimrs—like with the eighth graders, it’s nine months, and then at the end of the school year they get Confirmed. Or it can happen at the Easter Vigil. You know that, Chayne.”
“Can it happen for Russell by the Easter Vigil?” Chayne demanded.
“You wanna get Confirmed Russell?”
“That’s exactly what the fuck he just said.”
Robert Heinz, not yet used to Chayne, blinked, but Jeff Ford didn’t even notice.
“I’ll be his sponsor again,” Chayne said. “He knows more now than most kids—or grownups know when they come into the Church. Why not?”
“Because, Chayne,” now Robert Heinz, having regained his composure, spoke “That’s just not the way things are done. And speaking of the way things are done. I have this idea for a song the choir is going to—”
“That,’’ Chayne said, “is certainly not the way things are done. Come on, Jeff. If you all say no, I’ll just find a priest who will.”
“Like who?”
“Bishop Wynne. My uncle.”
“Oh,” Jeff sounded sour, then said. “I wonder if he’d do it.”
“Do you?”
“I’m just thinking about the implications of it.”
“I bet one of the priest at Evervirgin wouldn’t think of the implic—”
“”You wouldn’!” Jeff hised.
“Come, Russell,” Chayne said, preparing to leave.
Robert Heinz, who did not understand the full concept of this threat spoke up now.
“Speaking of Evervirgin,” the newer priest said, “I was talking to Father Walsh and Father Barnard from over there, and they were talking about the statue. Dreadful shame about that statue.”
At the word statue, Russell felt the bottom of his stomach freeze. He wondered if Chayne felt the same thing too.
“Did you know?” Robert asked innocently, “that that little old Mary wasn’t even insured, which is a shame because it’s worth about a million dollars.”
Russell picked his jaw up quickly. He looked toward Chayne, who smiled and said, “Really?”
Thank God for the Kandzierski poker face.


“You broke the Evervirgin!” Patti pounced on Thom.
Thom Lewis looked up at his wife, the tendrils of her hair hanging in his face, and he nodded nervously.
“Oh my God, Thom! Why didn’t you tell me until now?”
“I thought that if I whispered it.... as you were drifting off to sleep. The news might settle on you gently.”
In their bed, Patti gave her husband an amazed look.
“I guess I was wrong.”
“And Russell was in on this too?” Patti ignored the rest of her husband’s comment. She sat beside Thom in her pink satin nightgown, unbelieving. She reached for her packet of Benson and Hedges, stopped, and just started to laugh.
“What?” Thom demanded helplessly.
“You just popped up behind them and said, “’Aha!’ and boom! Poof! There goes the Evervirgin!”
“Oh, Patti, that’s not funny.”
“Five hundred years of tradtion and at least a million dollars gone. Just like that!”
Patti threw back her head and laughed.
“Patti!”
“All this and a naked painting of you in City Hall!”
Thom was about to open his mouth when the phone rang.
Patti sobered and said, “I’ll get it. Hello? Kathleen. Yes. That’s right. What? What? Yes. Of course. You want me to tell—you want to. Okay. Good.”
Patti turned toward her husband. “It’s your mother. She wants to talk to you.”
“Hey, Mom. Um. Alright. Okay. Tomorrow. When. Well then, yeah. You too, Mom. Goo’night.”
Thom handed his wife the phone. Patti hung it up.
“So we’re going to see the rehearsal for Mom’s one woman show tomorrow night?” Thom said.
“Kathleen,” Patti stated with a smile. “On her own! For two hours.”
“Oh, we’re all just so funny to you tonight, aren’t we?” Thom sank under the covers while his wife kept cackling.
“Oh, Thomas,” Patti kissed her little husband on the head, “I love this family. It’s a good night to be a Lewis!”

“Yes, hello,” Thom was sitting at Patti’s desk in the living room in white shirt, blue tie, and good cologne, dark hair combed perfectly, looking full of business. “I am Thom Lewis. Yes, yes, the one in the painting. Thank you. You—you’ve got a great ass too. No. No, I wasn’t in the service. A Norman Rockwell quality to it? Why… Why thank you.”
“Thom, are you almost ready?” Patti was walking through the hosue in high heels, the black gown tight around her waist as she hooked in the teardrop earrings.
“Almost, Patricia.”
Thom returned to his phone call.
“Say, I’d like to know when that painting’s coming down. It came down today? Really? Back in the gallery? It’s—It’s not. It’s been... bought. Bought?”
Thom’s voice grew cold and he sat up. “By who? Whom, I mean? Yes. I can write an address down.”
He sketched the number, hung up the phone. Patricia stood before her husband looking devastatingly gorgeous.
“It’s a shame you look so beautiful,” Thom told his wife, “on the night I tell you I have to kill your father.”

CONCLUSION AFTER SATURDAY
 
Well Thom did fuck up again. I wonder what it will take for Patti to forgive him. I am enjoying this little Geshichte Falls story. Great writing and I look forward to the conclusion in a few days!
 
CONCLUSION

“Oh, you came!” Abby cried out to Jackie, placing a long hand on her friend’s shoulder.
“You’ll be so proud of your mother tonight.”
There was a small lounge in the Arts Council building, and Abby was sitting in the dimly lit lounge, at the table, sipping a martini as the Lewises came to join her.
“Dad’s back with Kathleen warming up. You’ll love the show. Martini anyone?”
“I would love a glass of white wine, actually,” Jackie said.
“I’d love a beer—” started Thom.
“Thomas!”
“I can get the wine,” Abby told Jackie, “but the beer is definitely out. You see, Thom, I drank it.”
Abby leaned back elegantly and belched before standing up.
“You, Patricia?”
“The martini sounds good to me.”
“And you, Russell?”
“Martini sounds good too.”
“It might sound good—” started Thom.
“Coca-Cola?” Russell amended.
“Oh, come on, be a drunk tonight,” Abby urged. “I’ll surprise you.”
She left the lounge for the bar.
“Bart won’t be here tonight,” Abby shouted back.
“Bart?” Thom mouthed, and Jackie mouthed back,”her brother.”
“He’s been busted for possession of coke again.” Abby continued, now pouring out drinks. “Not that I mind the stuff. I like a nice bump every now and again as much as anyone else, but I’m just saying hide the shit a little better.
“I used to be waitress,” she informed the Lewises, coming to the table with her tray. “By the way, you can all sit down. That’s better.”
“What’s this?” Russell asked as Abby slid the glass to him.
“Be surprised,” Abby winked at Russell.
“He sipped. He gagged. Thom clapped his back. Russell was surprised.
“Does it hurt, son?”
“Only the first time.”
“Ah, virginity!” Abby murmured wistfully. “So, Russell, I hear you’re quite the singer.”
“And he plays guitar,” Thom added while Russell winced.
“It used to be Dad’s.”
“Um,” Abby sat back pleased. “A family of artists. Just like the Rosettis.”
“Who?” started Thom.
“Or the Judds,” Abby shrugged, and swilled down the rest of her martini. She took out a Virginia Slim 120. “I need another drink,” she told them, sticking the long cigarette in the corner of her lip and rising for the bar.
“Why don’t you just stay there?” Jackie urged as Mason Devalara stepped out onto the stage and announced:
“Ladies and Gentlmen,” smiling toward Thom and Russell. “Presenting, for the first time, Kathleen O’Donnell—”
“O’ Donnell?” Thom mouthed toward his wife.
“In her one woman show.”
They all clapped, the curtain opened, and there was Kathleen, lain against a piano in a gingham dress that stopped right under her ass, and her short blondish hair in pigtails around her fifty-seven year old face, her blue eyes staring Betty Davis like out of kohled lashes.
Thom clutched his wife’s hand.
“Yeah,” said Kathleen casually, and when she opened her mouth there was the next surprise, because her British accent was gone. “This is what I looked like when my life began. More or less. I was a little younger, but this is basically the picture of what I was looking like on a daily basis in 1956 in Bottom Patch, West Virginia. My brother had just left home for... here, though here seemed a long way off, and I was staying with a cousin, finishing off high school. I believed that I could go to college. Not that anyone else did. The world was changing.”
Kathleen sat down, carefully, at the piano bench.
“It was very lonely that year, and sometimes... to stop myself from crying, I would remember my mtoher, who had died when I was very young, and the song she used to sing to me.”
Then Kathleen lifted her head, and undid her pigtails and began to sing, and Russell and Jackie, in their seats, whispered it with her, because she’d sung it to them and they had sung it together.

The blackest crow
that ever flew
would surely turn to white
if ever I proved false to you
bright day
would turn
to night

bright day woudl turn to night
my love
the elements would moan
if ever I proved false to you
the seas would rage
and burn!



They did not know how long they had been there when Kathleen, now in a black dress, stood up and folded her hands before her.
“My daughter Jaclyn was actually a quiet child—in public, but never at home. The first time I ever heard her sing out loud she was twelve. It was at her uncle, my brother’s funeral. We were living on Kirkland then, and I remember sitting in Saint Adjeanet’s and watching my daughter sing:

Amazing Grace
how sweet the sound
that saved
a wretch
like me!
I once was lost,
but now am found
was blind
but now I see!

“Why don’t you come on up here with me, Jaclyn?”
Jackie’s chin had been in her fist, taken in by the show in a way she rarely was by her mother, but when Kathleen called her, she didn’t miss a beat. She sang, even as she rose to approach her mother on the stage, and the little theatre was very quiet as the two women chanted:

Twas grace that taught
my heart to fear
and grace
my fears
relieved
how precious
did
that grace appear
the hour i first believed.

.
“Admit it, Patricia, you thought I’d fuck it up?”
Patti wrapped an arm around her mother-in-law’s waist and said, kissing her, “If you know me that well, Kate, then you now how glad I am that I was wrong.”
“You’re the best daughter I never had,” Kathleen said.
“I’m your best daughter period. Now go look to your son.”
“Tommy?”
“Um hum.”
After the show, Kathleen came out in her street clothes, glowing, receiving kisses and applause from the small crowd, and a martini from Abby.
“Bart says he’s proud,” Abby added, and then Kathleen came to Thom.
“Honey, what’s the matter?” she said to her son. He was smiling, tightly, and his eyes were shining and he looked a little in pain. He turned away from her and ran the back of his hand across his face quickly.
Thom’s smile widened and he said, “I love you, Mom.”


“I found it!” Thom shouted.
“Great,” Patti said vaguely from her end of the couch.
“The people who bought the painting,” Thom elaborated.
“Oh, Thom, you’re not seriously going to try to buy it back?”
“I sure in the hell—buy?”
“Did you think they’d just give it to you for free?” Patti looked at her husband incredulously.
“I had hoped...” Thom’s voice started and trailed off. “Maybe they’d be understanding.”
“They’ll be understanding when you give them your money,” Patti told him.
“Alright, alright.” Tom got up. “I’ll go get my wallet. Do you think forty dollars’ll cover it?”
“Maybe,” Patti allowed, “but from what I know about art, probably not. Where is the painting, anyway? I mean the people who bought it?”
“Indiana,” said Thom. “Granger.”

It was a two and a half hour drive during which Thom repeated, “Gonna get the painting back. Yeah, yeah. No more Naked Thom. Yeah, yeah,” and beat down on his car horn so that occasional fellow drivers looked into his car to see who the madman was. He entered South Bend just so he could pass Notre Dame, looked reverentially at the Golden Dome rising over the trees, turned down Angela and headed for Granger.
It was easy to get lost in the twisting subdivisions that reminded Thom of Keyworthy back home. It was strange that no matter how far you went, you kept on coming back to the same places. He found the house, checking the address twice.
He went up the winding brick walk, rang the doorbell, and a tall, pale man with washed out red hair answered. He stood looking at Thom a long time, and then cocked his head a little.
“You?” he said in surprise. “You’re him! Come in!”
Nervously, Thom came into the house. It was large, modern, champagne carpeted, and well appointed.
“Rdu, come down!” the man called out. “Come down. It’s him. I’m sorry,” the man said, turning back to Thom who saw, over the fireplace, his naked self, looking back at him.
“I’m Lionel, Lionel Tremor.” he was still holding Thom’s hand.
Another man, this one blond and about Jackie’s age, came bounding down the stairs in a blue housecoat.
“Rudy, look!” cried Lionel. The other man approached Thom. His face opened in delight. He turned to Thom, then to the painting and then back to Thom again. Suddenly his face opened.
“I told you I knew that face from somewhere!” Rudy exalted.
“I knew that I had to have that painting for a reason. I know you!” Rudy was crying. “I know you!”
Thom was looking from Lionel, to Rudy, to the painting.
“This thirty-five hudred dollars wasn’t wasted at all,” Rudy went on.
“Thirty-five hundred...” started Thom, looking at Frank’s painting.
“Yes,” Lionel spoke now. “Such genius. Francis McLarchlahn is a genius of a painter. The ages will remember him. He is a genius, and you are his glorious muse. The light’s in your eyes even now!”
“Who are you!” Rudy kept saying. “I know you!”
Where am I? Thom was thinking to himself and finally he said, to shut Rudy up. “My name’s Thom Lewis—”
“Yes, that it!” Rudy cried. “Remember me, Tommy!” Rudy caught both of Thom’s hands and began shaking them as Thom stared at him bewildered.
“Oh, it’s been years,” Rudy allowed, “so I can understand, but you haven’t changed a bit. It’s me, Rudolph Parr!”
Thom starred hard in confusion, and then in recollection. His eyes almost pushed themselves out his head. He turned to Lionel Tremor who was still smiling idiotically, having even less of an idea of what was going on. Now he remembered.
“Rudy,” Thom said quietly. He remembered a little boy fond of ballet and Bette Midler who dressed up as Mae West for Halloween. Always around for those years before Patti. Liz Parr’s baby brother.
And Lionel?
Now he remembered Liz Parr, his ex girlfriend whom he’d gone to bed with during the time when Patti had thrown him out. He remembered what she had told him over dinner, about how she and her husband had differences they could not get past.
“What was it that you couldn’t get past?”
“Walking into the bathroom and finding Lionel in the shower with my brother.”

Thom stood there looking from Liz’s ex husband, Lionel to her little brother Rudy, then to the the thirty-five hundred dollar painting on the wall Patti’s father had made, and then repeated this circuit all over again.
Again, he was too shocked to laugh.


“Russell, go see who’s at the door,” Chayne urged, and when the boy came back into the kitchen with a strange look on his face, Chayne saw that he was followed by:
“Jeff Ford?”
“Chayne, I thought we should all talk.”
“I’ll leave,” Diggs volunteered, though Chayne wasn’t sure just how gracious his friend was being.
“Alright.”
Jeff began. “Me and Robert were talking, and we decided that if you and Russell study with his Dad and Jeff Cordino, then there’s no reason Russell can’t get confirmed at the Easter Vigil.”
“Democracy in action in the Catholic Church,” Chayne commented, “I like it.”
“Sounds like a book title,” Russell added. Then, “Thank you, Father Jeff.”
“Chayne,” started Diggs.
“Yes, Jason?”
“Don’t you think we should tell him?”
“Tell me what?” Jeff’s eyebrows rose, looking around the kitchen for the what in particular.
“I would say no if he weren’t right in front of us,” Chayne told Dygulski.
“Well,” Russell said to console Chayne, “I don’t suppose we could have hidden it forever.”
“Yes,” Chayne insisted. “Yes we could have. “but it’s all a little late for that now. Just like it could still be unbroken if your nit wit of a father…ah never mind.”
Chayne gestured gruffly to Jeff Ford. “Com’on.”
Chayne flipped on the switch for the basement, and he led the small procession downstairs to the cupboard that contained the Evervirgin. He stopped, drew to the left of the cupboard and told Jeff, “Open it yourself, I can’t look.”
Warily, Jeff Ford looked from Chayne to Diggs to Russell, and then, shrugging, he flipped open the cupboard. There was, first, a look of incomprehension on his face, then of joy, and then he threw back his head.
“Great! Great! Guys, how long did you expect to keep this up for? This is rich!” Jeff kept chuckling.
“I don’t think you understand—” began Chayne, but Diggs, who had approached the cupboard said in a trembling and half dazed voice, “Chayne, whydoncha come here?”
Chayne looked to Russell, and they both nodded and came to the cupboard. Chayne approached, and his eyes widened the same time goosebumps spread over Russell’s body.
There, in the cupboard, stood the statue of Saint Mary the Evervirgin, whole and quiet, hands outspread, a small smile of triumph on her lips, and the index finger of the right hand, extended in blessing, seemed to be chiding them.
Jeff Ford just kept laughing.
Chayne murmured, “Gotcha. She pulled a Gotcha.”
Dygulski crossed himself.
Russell did the same.
The Virgin just stood there, smiling.

AND TOMORROW NIGHT WE RETURN TO JAMNIA TO SEE WHAT MACKENZIE DOES NOW THAT IAN HAD DROPPED A MAJOR BOMB ON THEIR LOVE.
 
That was a great conclusion! I like this world of characters and look forward to when we get back to them! I also look forward to the return to Jamnia tomorrow! Great writing as always!
 
I'm glad you enjoyed it. It's always fun to come back to Geshichte Falls and see the good folks of Lothrop Country. Thank you for being here.
 
I just went back and read this.

You have very good comic timing.
 
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