THE WORLD'S FIRST SPERM RACE.

[USEDCAR]

They have a sperm race; you jerk off, and they watch it under the microscope, and whoever's sperm gets first place first wins money.

Sperm Racing

The world's first sperm race. Microscopic competition. Macroscopic stakes.

www.spermracing.com

 

[me203]

Just when you think you've heard it all...

I kind of wonder if my sperm wouldn't come in last. "We're shot out of a gay guy's dick. There is no egg for us to swim to. Why rush?"

 

[pigface]

According to Laurie Anderson, if a sperm were the size of a salmon , on that scale, it would swim at 500 miles per hour. If it were amplified to the size of a whale, it would swim at Mach 20.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I wonder what the equivalent of the starter's pistol is (no pun intended.)

Does some ovum at the starting gates ask for volunteers to do the dishes?

 

[rareboy]

mmmhmmm.

Where can we bet on this?

 

[Peloso]

According to Laurie Anderson, if a sperm were the size of a salmon , on that scale, it would swim at 500 miles per hour. If it were amplified to the size of a whale, it would swim at Mach 20.

I'm seeing an A24 horror film where giant sperm terrorize the community. The police chief wants to close the beaches, but the mayor won't let him, so they bring in RuPaul but even he's not gay enough to tame the mighty beasts. Finally, Cardi B and her massive, omnipresent and overexposed vagina manage to suck up every last sperm monster but there are complications and she aborts. Suddenly there's a giant deformed fetus wreaking havoc. Who will save the town?????