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Hence, Subservience. A fascinating if overdone premise: what if AI goes wrong?
Megan Fox is an emotionally void robot. Now that that's been established, in this movie she tries to play exactly that and somehow fails. Maybe it's the constant head-tilting that feels very un-robotic. Maybe it's the dry script with predictable hormone-driven nonsense like "My only goal is to please you." She delivers every line, even the non-sexy dialogue, like a phone sex operator. Imagine your spouse asking if you need them to iron your clothes, in their boudoir voice. Weird, right? The foreshadowing that she takes her programming too far is about as subtle as a hurricane.
Then there's the construction workers, cartoonish brutes with (of course), tattoos, scruffy beards and exaggerated working class New York accents: "You'se guys think these hea robots ah gonna replace us? How am I gonna feed my kids Madisonsquaregarden and Bronx?" (Cuz, ya know, they're from New York in case you forgot.) If you begged Chat GPT to make a more cliche story with the most one-dimensional characters imaginable it wouldn't be able to match this hour and a half-long excuse to see Megan Fox in a bra and panties.
Before I watched it my boss was like "Yeah, it's good, he fucked the hell outta that robot." And my prediction was correct. Shocker: A movie about Megan Fox playing a talking Real Doll has, gasp, a sex scene with Megan Fox! Who could've seen that coming from 30 miles away? "Not I," said the cat. And in typical American shallow Hollywood casting, even the mom who's supposed to be sick and dying somehow still looks like a model with perfect hair and make-up. They didn't even try to make her appear gaunt or pale.
Overall, my thoughts on this are the same as they are for about 95% of all American cinema since silent films: Born from a perv who wanted to watch skinny hot people hump each other, barely disguised as a horror film. You gals know how I am about Halloween, I'm in pre-gaming mode so I thought I'd at least get a few jumpscares, they might be somewhere in there, I dunno, I fell asleep. Gonna finish in the spirit of completing what I started. This movie is a mess.
Megan Fox is an emotionally void robot. Now that that's been established, in this movie she tries to play exactly that and somehow fails. Maybe it's the constant head-tilting that feels very un-robotic. Maybe it's the dry script with predictable hormone-driven nonsense like "My only goal is to please you." She delivers every line, even the non-sexy dialogue, like a phone sex operator. Imagine your spouse asking if you need them to iron your clothes, in their boudoir voice. Weird, right? The foreshadowing that she takes her programming too far is about as subtle as a hurricane.
Then there's the construction workers, cartoonish brutes with (of course), tattoos, scruffy beards and exaggerated working class New York accents: "You'se guys think these hea robots ah gonna replace us? How am I gonna feed my kids Madisonsquaregarden and Bronx?" (Cuz, ya know, they're from New York in case you forgot.) If you begged Chat GPT to make a more cliche story with the most one-dimensional characters imaginable it wouldn't be able to match this hour and a half-long excuse to see Megan Fox in a bra and panties.
Before I watched it my boss was like "Yeah, it's good, he fucked the hell outta that robot." And my prediction was correct. Shocker: A movie about Megan Fox playing a talking Real Doll has, gasp, a sex scene with Megan Fox! Who could've seen that coming from 30 miles away? "Not I," said the cat. And in typical American shallow Hollywood casting, even the mom who's supposed to be sick and dying somehow still looks like a model with perfect hair and make-up. They didn't even try to make her appear gaunt or pale.
Overall, my thoughts on this are the same as they are for about 95% of all American cinema since silent films: Born from a perv who wanted to watch skinny hot people hump each other, barely disguised as a horror film. You gals know how I am about Halloween, I'm in pre-gaming mode so I thought I'd at least get a few jumpscares, they might be somewhere in there, I dunno, I fell asleep. Gonna finish in the spirit of completing what I started. This movie is a mess.
