Things that should never be there

[LeicsDom]

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• LUBRICANT BOTTLE
• ENEMA BOTTLE
• NAILS
• SCREWS AND NAILS
• "PATIENT STATES HE PUT A BASEBALL IN HIS RECTUM TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE"
• AEROSOL CAN
• DOG CHEW TOY
• DRYER SHEET

and a whole lot more!!!

 

[rareboy]

Some of the items guys shove up their asses are beyond scary.

 

[Dargelos]

Light bulbs are the worst, it takes great patience to get them out without shattering. You really do not want an arse full of broken glass.

 

[unloadonme]

I thought that the general line to take is to say that one fell over in the shower/kitchen/wherever and the soap/vegetable/whatever accidentally went up one's arse on impact.

 

[smokeshadow]

I'm guessing that some of those items were thought to be better or safer than this artifical one

 

[Kahaih]

I thought that the general line to take is to say that one fell over in the shower/kitchen/wherever and the soap/vegetable/whatever accidentally went up one's arse on impact.

Yes, every excuse/story for these situations should begin with a reason for being bare assed, but looking over the list, we really can't expect any such display of intelligence, can we?

 

[smokeshadow]

LeicsDom - you did the backside, now let me do the front

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[unloadonme]

LeicsDom - you did the backside, now let me do the front

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Bashing the bishop with a bishop?

 

[LeicsDom]

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I have a young friend who is into sounding and I find that stomach churning enough. Never mind some of the things listed

 

[72-Jay]

Light bulbs are the worst, it takes great patience to get them out without shattering. You really do not want an arse full of broken glass.

I guess that wouldn't be an issue with those modern LED type bulbs that are made of plastic. .lol.
but one would still have to explain...'now just how did you end up with a lightbulb stuck up inside there...'

 

[Kahaih]

I guess that wouldn't be an issue with those modern LED type bulbs that are made of plastic. .lol.
but one would still have to explain...'now just how did you end up with a lightbulb stuck up inside there...'

"Well, Doc, I don't remember whose bright idea it was to invite Uncle Fester into the slippery hot tub . . ."

 

[Thad1527]

I'm actually glad nobody mentioned raccoons.

 

[LeicsDom]

I'm actually glad nobody mentioned raccoons.

Or hamsters!