Unpopular opinion about the little mermaid

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Halle Bailey is black Kristen Stewart. This is just a theory cuz I've never seen her act but based on the trailer she is capable of exactly two facial expressions: 'smile' and 'wide-eyed on the first day of junior high.' It's all the more obvious due to there being enough space between her eyes for a spice rack. Isn't she like a Disney child actress? I'm gonna assume she's a nepo baby cuz it really looks like she has the acting range of a box of cheez-its. Pretty voice but she's gotta be like Quincy Jones' great niece or some shit to be landing acting gigs.

Sorry girls I just had to get that off my tits.

 

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Point of contention, I've avoided the live action remakes because they all look like garbage so I was gonna skip this one UNTIL I learned Melissa Mccarthy is Ursula so I might catch this when it's available on streaming. In my mind though, there's no one who could play Ursula better than Katy Mixon. She's got the curves and hellafied pipes.