unusual places to have a wank

[bedbugy]

in my teens i,de often get a super hard on out of the blue
not wanting to waste it i would have a wank
i have had a wank on the top deck of a double decker bus stuck in traffic
in betweeen floors in a lift i would stop it
at the cinema watching a movie
you should never waste a super hard on

 

[LeicsDom]

That sort of urgency has never been something I have ever experienced
Of course we have all heard the tales but I do wonder if a lot of them are teenage male bravado

 

[luckynumbah7]

That sort of urgency has never been something I have ever experienced
Of course we have all heard the tales but I do wonder if a lot of them are teenage male bravado

The tales are teenage male bravado. Pretty sure other teenagers do the same thing, they just don't bring it up as a 'badge of pride' to all and sundry. Instead they just let it slip out when they're drunk.

 

[peeonme]

As a teen most guys rarely spoke of it back in the little town where I lived. As an adult in my 30's and up I heard men refer to masturbation in their teens with some nostalgia. I think many missed the private coming to attention so quickly and being able to j/o
5 times a day.
Some of us would never admit to the things we did as teens though.

 

[rareboy]

Under the bleachers in the gym at school.

In the Circus Maximus in Rome.

In a tent in the Sahara desert in Morocco.

In a hospital bed.

 

[Kahaih]

I never knew that there was such a place.

 

[G-Lexington]

The two that stick out for me are "inside a jewelry display case inside a jewelry store" (yes, they were closed at the time), and "on the fifty-yard line of the Denver Broncos training facility".

Lex

 

[BiMeGuy]

Like doing the act while in class?

 

[Zeno Lorea]

I jacked off on a train that was virtually empty, in class when there was no teacher (but other pupils) and a cinema. But I would never admit it in public now. Only here in the anonymity of a forum like this one. But let me tell you about the weirdest wank I ever had.

As a very little kid I was bullied. By my teens, I had become more assertive and stood up for the weaker ones. When I was about 15 or 16, a younger kid (probably 13, but that age difference meant a lot back then) was being bullied for being gay. I threatened his bullies (from his class) they'd be sorry.

One day the next week I encountered the main bully in an otherwise empty room. I cornered him, intimidated him, slapped out my dick (which must have looked HUGE to him, being a bit younger), jacked it while telling him that homophobes are queer themselves so he probably liked what he saw, and then shot a mega load against his wall. I distinctly remember wiping some cum off my dick and smearing it across his alarmed face while saying something like "I hope you'll know your place now, straight boy".

Within minutes of this happening, I could not believe I had actually done this. Years later it seems a different me. But the queer kid was never bullied again.

I'm not proud of it, but that was my weirdest wank ever. Especially since I came so quickly. I normally love to edge.

 

[luckynumbah7]

The two that stick out for me are "inside a jewelry display case inside a jewelry store" (yes, they were closed at the time), and "on the fifty-yard line of the Denver Broncos training facility".

Lex

For a second there I imagined a giant's display case, one the size a bedroom. It was the only way my brain interpreted 'inside'.

 

[eastofeden]

If the question was unusual places I have had sex...I could write a novel...but jacking off?...not so much....

 

[G-Lexington]

For a second there I imagined a giant's display case, one the size a bedroom. It was the only way my brain interpreted 'inside'.

I'll admit - there wasn't a ton of room in there.

Lex

 

[luckynumbah7]

I'll admit - there wasn't a ton of room in there.

Lex

There's something to be said for a display case as a choice, tho. Probably could've made some interesting erotic photography out've that.

 

[Vannie]

In an amish buggy in a cornfield in Lancaster Pennsylvania

On top of a komodo dragon sculpture in the reptile house of the Bronx zoo.

Off the top of a 200 foot cell phone tower.

In a hot air balloon soaring high over NY state.

In the museum next to Burt Reynolds "Deliverance" figure.



























None of that is true ^

 

[BiMeGuy]

In an amish buggy in a cornfield in Lancaster Pennsylvania

On top of a komodo dragon sculpture in the reptile house of the Bronx zoo.

Off the top of a 200 foot cell phone tower.

In a hot air balloon soaring high over NY state.

In the museum next to Burt Reynolds "Deliverance" figure.



























None of that is true ^

Only the museum next to Burt Reynolds "Deliverance" figure is the shocking one. If it where true .....

 

[Latimer]

Airplane toilet compartment. At least two times.

Train toilet compartment. Probably more.

Room in an albergo diurno (day hotel) after showering at the Rome and Milan train stations. Once I forgot to lock the door and the woman in charge walked in on me. Probably not the first time it happened to her.

A deserted Greek beach. Another Greek beach with a male couple fucking. I ended up joining them.

 

[G-Lexington]

There's something to be said for a display case as a choice, tho. Probably could've made some interesting erotic photography out've that.

Pre-cell phone days. It wasn't as big a turn-on as I had hoped, but the guy with me thought it was erotic af.

Lex

 

[72-Jay]

There's something to be said for a display case as a choice, tho. Probably could've made some interesting erotic photography out've that.

Not so much erotic photography, but erotic videography.
Certainly would be a different/interesting place

 

[72-Jay]

In the mountains/forest mid day (but on private property)...I think a couple deer that walked through mighta seen me )
In the at the very back of the backyard, late at night.
Maybe those type of locations are not all that unusual though? ()

 

[Cormac135]

Chapel in a hospital, hell the chapel in my secondary school.