we need a buddy system for the looming apocalypse

[fabulouslyghetto]

Safety in numbers. When the wraiths start feasting on our flesh your partner can flee to warn the rest of us that we need to move camp. Those who sacrifice themselves will be memorialized.

I choose @Alistair and if our tent's rockin, don't come a-knockin.

I'm also going to need a team of personal assistants to carry my handbags, luggage, Gucci boots, wigs, open my bags of chips, check port-a-potties for hell hounds et cetera. PLEASE careful handling with my hair, it's very expensive. They are to be placed in ziploc bags and brushed 4x a day to maintain buoyancy. In these trying times it's more important than ever to have someone fashionable and beautiful to remind you what we're fighting for.

 

[rareboy]

Given what we have seen of Americans, about 37% will run toward the apocalypse, 30% will ignore it, so at least only about a third will need to pair up.

I think Ali is a great choice for you...but I would suggest casting about for some young-uns with sturdy legs and backs because apocalypse fleeing sounds like heavy work there.

My partner and I are training feral raccoons, bears and moose to help us northward as the horde invades from the south. Oh. And the skunk hanging out on our back verandah today is apparently game to be our rear guard as we flee on snowshoes with our pemican and dried berries.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I think Ali is a great choice for you...but I would suggest casting about for some young-uns with sturdy legs and backs because apocalypse fleeing sounds like heavy work there.

Bij was that shade? I only weigh 120(+40) lbs.

My partner and I are training feral raccoons, bears and moose to help us northward as the horde invades from the south. Oh. And the skunk hanging out on our back verandah today is apparently game to be our rear guard as we flee on snowshoes with our pemican and dried berries.

You think that's something? I've trained the pardoned J6ers to be my sled dogs. All it took was gold sneakers and Trump NFTs.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

In case anyone's wondering what stage we're at, social media influencers are doing pouty-lip selfies with the Epstein files.

 

[bankside]

GET US THE INFORMATION WE ASKED FOR!” Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, R-Fla., wrote on social media, calling the rollout a “complete disappointment.”

Bondi suggested in a Thursday letter to FBI Director [URL='https://apnews.com/article/justice-department-kash-patel-atf-fbi-3d24d25eb6e111207ac80c7e030641eb']Kash Patel[/URL] that more records were recently discovered. She ordered the FBI to hand over “the full and complete Epstein files” to her by Friday morning, and directed Patel to “conduct an immediate investigation” into why her order to the FBI to turn over all documents was not followed.

Patel vowed in a post on X to ensure that all documents are provided to Justice Department leadership.

“If there are gaps, we will find them. If records have been hidden, we will uncover them. And we will bring everything we find to the DOJ to be fully assessed and transparently disseminated to the American people as it should be,” he said.

Fixed it for them:
“If there are gaps, we will find them. If records have been hidden, we will uncover them. If we feel like it, we will invent them..."

When the inside voice puts on its jackboots for a walk around the neighbourhood....

As for me, I'm renewing my passport and counting on the surliness of Canada Geese being badly underestimated.