Jeimuzu
The Ire Brigade
Ever feel like there's someone up there trying to stop you being what you want to be?
I've been trying to lose weight for ages. I weigh too much, definitely.
I try to diet, start feeling dizzy from not eating enough, break the diet. Stuff like that.
Now, this time I was determined. I still am. Basically, I exercise before and after every meal! Surely that'll work, it takes into account the amount I'm eating, builds up an appetite before, and burns some of it off afterwards. Surely gonna work!
Now, the first flaw is that I'm weak. I'd need steroids to beat a fish in an arm wrestling contest. This makes pushups, with my weight, impossible.
Second flaw is that my house is a bit weird. If I do any exercise which involves jumping, stepping, all of that, I make huge amounts of noise.
I tried Wii Sports. Great fun, quite active!
Ended up pulling something in my shoulder.
So I figured, okay, sit-ups. Can't go wrong with them! Twenty-five in each sitting, enough to get me a little tired but not so tired that it encourages me to sit around. Just a little ache. I started off doing, in the long run, about 75 a day. I've been moving up quite a lot, yesterday I did 175, for example.
Feeling very pleased with myself, even though I can't yet see the effects, and I don't think I've dropped a jean size yet.
Today my back's gone weird, and I KNOW it's got something to do with the situps.
So if I continue, I'll make it worse, surely?
Now what? I've ran out of ideas.
PS: This is crossposted from EC, incidentally. No point writing the same thing again.
I've been trying to lose weight for ages. I weigh too much, definitely.
I try to diet, start feeling dizzy from not eating enough, break the diet. Stuff like that.
Now, this time I was determined. I still am. Basically, I exercise before and after every meal! Surely that'll work, it takes into account the amount I'm eating, builds up an appetite before, and burns some of it off afterwards. Surely gonna work!
Now, the first flaw is that I'm weak. I'd need steroids to beat a fish in an arm wrestling contest. This makes pushups, with my weight, impossible.
Second flaw is that my house is a bit weird. If I do any exercise which involves jumping, stepping, all of that, I make huge amounts of noise.
I tried Wii Sports. Great fun, quite active!
Ended up pulling something in my shoulder.
So I figured, okay, sit-ups. Can't go wrong with them! Twenty-five in each sitting, enough to get me a little tired but not so tired that it encourages me to sit around. Just a little ache. I started off doing, in the long run, about 75 a day. I've been moving up quite a lot, yesterday I did 175, for example.
Feeling very pleased with myself, even though I can't yet see the effects, and I don't think I've dropped a jean size yet.
Today my back's gone weird, and I KNOW it's got something to do with the situps.
So if I continue, I'll make it worse, surely?
Now what? I've ran out of ideas.
PS: This is crossposted from EC, incidentally. No point writing the same thing again.







































