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How would you explain to an alien, someone completely new to human culture, what art is?
as you think, I'll give you some Wagner/Tomlin to help kick in the brain...
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]An excerpt from the Play:[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA][FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]by Jane Wagner[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Plymouth Theater, New York City, 1985[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Main character : Trudy the bag lady[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Location : A street corner in New York City [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Lilly Tomlin - 1985[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Here I am,[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]standing on the corner of "Walk, Don't Walk,"[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]waiting for these aliens from outer space to show up.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]I call that crazy don't you. They're late as usual.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]My space chums say they're learning so much about us.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]They said to me, "Trudy, the human mind is so-o-o strange."[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]We think so different.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]They find it hard to grasp some things that come easy to us,[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]because they simply don't have our frame of reference. [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]I show'em this can of Campbell's tomato soup.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]I say, [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"This is soup".[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Then I show'em a picture of Andy Warhol's painting [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]of a can of Campbell's tomato soup. I say,[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"This is art." [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"This is soup." [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"And this is art." [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Then I shuffle the two behind my back. [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Now what is this? [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]No.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA][FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]this[/FONT] is soup and [FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]this is art![/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]
I dread having to explain tartar sauce!
[/FONT][/FONT]
as you think, I'll give you some Wagner/Tomlin to help kick in the brain...
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]An excerpt from the Play:[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA][FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]by Jane Wagner[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Plymouth Theater, New York City, 1985[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Main character : Trudy the bag lady[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Location : A street corner in New York City [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Lilly Tomlin - 1985[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Here I am,[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]standing on the corner of "Walk, Don't Walk,"[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]waiting for these aliens from outer space to show up.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]I call that crazy don't you. They're late as usual.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]My space chums say they're learning so much about us.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]They said to me, "Trudy, the human mind is so-o-o strange."[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]We think so different.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]They find it hard to grasp some things that come easy to us,[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]because they simply don't have our frame of reference. [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]I show'em this can of Campbell's tomato soup.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]I say, [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"This is soup".[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Then I show'em a picture of Andy Warhol's painting [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]of a can of Campbell's tomato soup. I say,[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"This is art." [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"This is soup." [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]"And this is art." [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Then I shuffle the two behind my back. [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Now what is this? [/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]No.[/FONT]
[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA][FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]this[/FONT] is soup and [FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]this is art![/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]
I dread having to explain tartar sauce!
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