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What was the funniest thing you've had happened during a hookup/Sex?

The funniest thing was a conversation after the sex lying in bed in the after glow.
I called my friend Mary and told her the conversation.

He was a internet hookup

Him: I need to tell you something.
Me: Don't worry about it.
Him: I think you should know.
Me: It doesn't matter.
Him: You should know.
Me: Listen, I saw the ring, you are married, I don't care.
Him: No, I am a priest.
Me: Get the fuck of here.
Him: Literally, I should leave?
Me: No, I don't believe it.
Him: I am.
Me: What happened to celibacy.

We then went on and had a conversation on religion.

Mary: (shocked) You are going to hell
Me: No, I got a free pass into heaven, I took care of one of gods disciples.
Mary: (Laughing) You are a sick fuck.

Happened about 20 years ago and I remember that conversation verbatim.
 
Hooking up with a guy in a hotel room, we had the TV on for background noise. I was sucking his dick when the TV announced “It’s full of adult diapers!” I busted out laughing with his dick still in my mouth. Turns out we had on Storage Wars and the room was packed full of adult diapers.
 
Weird incident where I had a room for rent and a young guy named Joe came to see it. I was 23 he was 22.

We talked into the wee hours of the morning drinking a lot of wine. We kissed on the cheek only and he grabbed for my cock to feel it and I grabbed his. He took his out first and let me jerk it up and down. A big mushroom head that I was not sure if.

Anyway we moved onto the floor to fuck but we were both drunk and had no condoms. Funny part...or maybe weird part.

I humped his ass crack until I came and he put a pillow on my ass and fucked the pillow and shot a load. That was a new pillow. :mad:

Weird then. Funny now. Or not.
 
Vannie said:
Weird incident where I had a room for rent and a young guy named Joe came to see it. I was 23 he was 22.

We talked into the wee hours of the morning drinking a lot of wine. We kissed on the cheek only and he grabbed for my cock to feel it and I grabbed his. He took his out first and let me jerk it up and down. A big mushroom head that I was not sure if.

Anyway we moved onto the floor to fuck but we were both drunk and had no condoms. Funny part...or maybe weird part.

I humped his ass crack until I came and he put a pillow on my ass and fucked the pillow and shot a load. That was a new pillow. :mad:

Weird then. Funny now. Or not.
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Very inventive of you two, actually.

And the pillow was washable, wasn't it?
 
I can't think of anything that made me or us laugh out loud, but ...

... I may have mentioned the Staten Island twink with the foot fetish. I was leaning back on the floor smirking as he was running his hard cock along my feet and he looked up at me, narrowed his eyes, and said, "Yoooooooou think this is incredibly amusing, don't you?" (I just nodded my head.)
 
Funny until it wasn't funny. A hookup guy topped me and suddenly positioned himself to be a bottom in a doggy style position. It (the change) happened so quickly that I was looking at his booty and loudly thinkin "what hole to put my cock into" and laughing. It killed the vibe and hornyness for some time and was a moment of laughter for both of us. It was one of my first experiences as a top. 🤭
 
When I was in college, my boyfriend suggested that we shower together. At one point he was behind me, and I had no idea what he was doing. All I knew was that my sphincter suddenly felt really relaxed, and I let out a huge fart... right in his mouth.

We both dried off, and I went back to studying for my final. He never tried rimming me again.
 
It wasn't all that funny, I was fucking a friend in an infirmary when the nurse walked in.
 
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