back when i had roommates, i would always setup these elaborate network structures so that we could all coexist happily without anyone having to lug around printers for sharing or complain about the others using torrents.
now that i live alone; i've discovered that i have an excessive amount of computers and they're all in general states of dysfunction. the problem is; i always form an emotional attachment to these machines, so it's difficult for me to decide which of these machines i'm going to get rid of.
that's where you guys step in:
candidate a:
1.6 ghz celeron m laptop from Toshiba. it's got 1 gig of ram and 80 gig harddrive and it runs ubuntu intrepid ibex and windows xp home. it's low powered, but it's small and light to carry around. the cd drive no longer works; but otherwise fully functional. i would give this away along with an external cd drive (the external drive is a dvd burner). i call this one prieta because she's little, dark and pretty. it's nice to have because it's easy to have at your side.
candidate b.
2.4 ghz dual core 2 laptop from mac with 2 gigs of ram. it's a second generation macbook pro that runs osx leopard and fedora linux 10. it's the size of a old cadillac and weighs twice that much. it's got a LOT of scratches, dings and dents and gets hotter than a dutch oven from a hell located on the sun because those idiots at mac gave it an aluminum exterior and no real fan exhaust. i call this one hortence, because her insides are better than her outsides. (i think hortence is and ugly name for a woman). this one can be a pain in the ass to keep sometimes.
candidate c
3.20 ghz pentium 4 hyperthread box style server (case built by lianli with independent 500 watt psu) with four gigs of ram and 1.5 terrabytes (raid 1). the motherboard is from intel and is the same as the macbook motherboard (i keep forgetting the name of the chipset). it runs centos 5.2 (and hackintosh osx 10.3, but that is no longer stable because i broke it) and has sixteen bays which can be used for either cd drive or harddrives. it also has a cd burner/dvd reader combo drive on it and has all sorts of tricked out leds all over it. i'll give it away with a 19-inch lcd and compact keyboard with built in mouse pad. i call this one tulip because a linux driver called tulip is heavily used. this one is BIG and noisy; but extremely useful.
candidate d
first generation imac running 233 mhz, g4 processor with 256 megs of ram running debian lenny. she's blue and has the original mac keyboard and mouse. she's in cherry condition. the gui is heavily modded to look identicle to mac osx tiger. i have the biggest emotional attachment with this one so it would be the hardest one for me to give away. i call her telula. i just love this one
as you can see, i'm too attached to these machines, so i can't just pick two to get rid of.
make the decision for me.
now that i live alone; i've discovered that i have an excessive amount of computers and they're all in general states of dysfunction. the problem is; i always form an emotional attachment to these machines, so it's difficult for me to decide which of these machines i'm going to get rid of.
that's where you guys step in:
candidate a:
1.6 ghz celeron m laptop from Toshiba. it's got 1 gig of ram and 80 gig harddrive and it runs ubuntu intrepid ibex and windows xp home. it's low powered, but it's small and light to carry around. the cd drive no longer works; but otherwise fully functional. i would give this away along with an external cd drive (the external drive is a dvd burner). i call this one prieta because she's little, dark and pretty. it's nice to have because it's easy to have at your side.
candidate b.
2.4 ghz dual core 2 laptop from mac with 2 gigs of ram. it's a second generation macbook pro that runs osx leopard and fedora linux 10. it's the size of a old cadillac and weighs twice that much. it's got a LOT of scratches, dings and dents and gets hotter than a dutch oven from a hell located on the sun because those idiots at mac gave it an aluminum exterior and no real fan exhaust. i call this one hortence, because her insides are better than her outsides. (i think hortence is and ugly name for a woman). this one can be a pain in the ass to keep sometimes.
candidate c
3.20 ghz pentium 4 hyperthread box style server (case built by lianli with independent 500 watt psu) with four gigs of ram and 1.5 terrabytes (raid 1). the motherboard is from intel and is the same as the macbook motherboard (i keep forgetting the name of the chipset). it runs centos 5.2 (and hackintosh osx 10.3, but that is no longer stable because i broke it) and has sixteen bays which can be used for either cd drive or harddrives. it also has a cd burner/dvd reader combo drive on it and has all sorts of tricked out leds all over it. i'll give it away with a 19-inch lcd and compact keyboard with built in mouse pad. i call this one tulip because a linux driver called tulip is heavily used. this one is BIG and noisy; but extremely useful.
candidate d
first generation imac running 233 mhz, g4 processor with 256 megs of ram running debian lenny. she's blue and has the original mac keyboard and mouse. she's in cherry condition. the gui is heavily modded to look identicle to mac osx tiger. i have the biggest emotional attachment with this one so it would be the hardest one for me to give away. i call her telula. i just love this one
as you can see, i'm too attached to these machines, so i can't just pick two to get rid of.
make the decision for me.


























