Which movie monster would you be?

[Charon]

The creeper from Jeepers Creepers. It's actually been theorized that he's meant to be gay, since he prefers eating/killing the male characters (especially noticeable in the second film), and he does look like he'd be an icon for the leather scene. One critic called him a "demonic Jeffrey Dahmer," and this one article summed it up perfectly/hilariously: "It makes sense that a human-eating monster would eat the occasional half naked young man. But when half naked young men is all he eats, all the other monsters are going to start asking questions."

That, or a sewer-dwelling C.H.U.D. Specifically one who feasts on hot guys who are foolish enough to roam a deserted street late at night.

 

[Alistair]

A werewolf.

 

[Peloso]

You're right, Charon. But there's more.

Victor Salva, the creep who made Jeepers Creepers, part one and two, is a convicted pedophile. If I remember correctly, he got sent away after the first film, and as soon as he did his time he went right back and made part two.

I love those films. They're so wrong. My favorite part is in 2 where the Creeper, frustrated that it can't get to the delicious teenage boy who's locked himself on the bus, begins to salaciously lick the window. Apparently it prefers dark meat.

That said, I would be The Blob because I'm really really lazy.

 

[m1thousand]

Prince of Darkness

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Aunt Martha from Sleepaway Camp...

 

[Peloso]

I changed my mind. Carrie. I want to be Carrie.

 

[smokeshadow]

Godzilla

Imagine the fun of tromping all over Mar-a-lago